Corny Video Game Jokes! (Originals)

How did Snake save on car insurance?

A: By switching to Gekko!

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What happens to Chimeran infected automobiles?

A: They turn into Hybrids!

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Oh, and this is my 10 000th post, so have some cake!

Mmmmm pink disney cake...

lol its ur evil twin brother... or sister lol

[QUOTE="hazeInutman"][QUOTE="hazelnutman"] What the hell? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?hazelnutman

lol, I saw this coming from a mile away.

Hello Scianix-White.

Interesting.... Tell me 10,000 post hazelnutman, how did you survive?

[QUOTE="hazelnutman"]I know your one weakness though! "STARCRAFT SEAGULL" Say it with me everyone! Help me defeat him for now!hazeInutman

STARCRAFT SEAGULL!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

[QUOTE="hazeInutman"][QUOTE="hazelnutman"]I know your one weakness though! "STARCRAFT SEAGULL" Say it with me everyone! Help me defeat him for now!Dark-Star13

STARCRAFT SEAGULL!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

lol, What does STARCRAFT SEAGULL!!!!!! mean?

lol, What does STARCRAFT SEAGULL!!!!!! mean?

Scianix-Black

I refuse to say the words STARCRAFT SEAGULL!BenderUnit22

You must say STARCRAFT SEAGULL!

[QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

lol, What does STARCRAFT SEAGULL!!!!!! mean?

hazeInutman

I refuse to say the words STARCRAFT SEAGULL!BenderUnit22

[QUOTE="BenderUnit22"]I refuse to say the words STARCRAFT SEAGULL!hazeInutman

[QUOTE="hazeInutman"][QUOTE="Scianix-Black"]

lol, What does STARCRAFT SEAGULL!!!!!! mean?

jerkface96

Yeah, and he uses proper grammar, lol.

[QUOTE="jerkface96"][QUOTE="hazeInutman"] NOOOooooOOOO DON'T SAY IT!!!! ARGGGGHAAAA!!!! *dissolves more*Scianix-Black

Yeah, and he uses proper grammar, lol.

[QUOTE="hazeInutman"][QUOTE="BenderUnit22"]I refuse to say the words STARCRAFT SEAGULL!hazelnutman

That sounds like a corny video game quote. Looks like he's dead... for now. DUN DUN DUN. Sequel!:lol:

Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas? Because he finds them a-peeling! *rimshot*

[QUOTE="hazelnutman"][QUOTE="hazeInutman"] GODDAMMITTTTTTTTTTttttttttttt...... AAAaAaaahhhh.... ...crix3

That sounds like a corny video game quote. Looks like he's dead... for now. DUN DUN DUN. Sequel!:lol:

Man oh man i love cliffhanger endings.

What's a Koopa's ultimate dream to fight Mario?

A: To learn the Kamehameha!

my evil twin tried to kill me 12 years ago, i threw him in to a mack semi and havent seen him since

I can't think of any, but congrats on the 10k :D

[QUOTE="hazeInutman"][QUOTE="BenderUnit22"]I refuse to say the words STARCRAFT SEAGULL!hazelnutman

I just don't understand how he was able to use the exact same username .. :|

Anyways .. I never remember little tidbits about games .. especially some corny jokes .. :lol:

[QUOTE="hazelnutman"][QUOTE="hazeInutman"] GODDAMMITTTTTTTTTTttttttttttt...... AAAaAaaahhhh.... ...CanadianCR

I just don't understand how he was able to use the exact same username .. :|

Anyways .. I never remember little tidbits about games .. especially some corny jokes .. :lol:

He just uses an uppercase i instead of an L

[QUOTE="CanadianCR"]

[QUOTE="hazelnutman"] It looks like he's dead... for now. Thanks everyone for your support :) Now... is it too late to have a corny video game thread?thelastguy

I just don't understand how he was able to use the exact same username .. :|

Anyways .. I never remember little tidbits about games .. especially some corny jokes .. :lol:

He just uses an uppercase i instead of an L

Awwwwwwwww **** .. didn't pick up on that .. good one buddeh! :)

Q. What are marios pants made of?

A: Denim Denim Denim(think of the beat when you go into the sewers)

*Grabs some cake, looks at the two hazels, leaves*K1LLR3175

This is why I love Hazelnutman!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Congrats on your 10K. :D

But wait? :o

Does your evil twin has your own fetishes ?

Are we talking about liquidnutman? :o

Then.....who's supposed to be BigNutman?! :question:

the cake is a LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I love Hazelnutman!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Congrats on your 10K. :D

But wait? :o

Does your evil twin has your own fetishes ?

Are we talking about liquidnutman? :o

Then.....who's supposed to be BigNutman?! :question:

N-REAL

Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK

Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK

adizorz

Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK

adizorz

Omg...:o lol that was extremely corny, but good nontheless.