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#51 rogerjak
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I'm scared.

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#52 redwings05
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snake has tears that can cure the swine flu... to bad snake nevercries

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#53 jerkface96
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what do you call Solid snake laying in the grass

"snake in the grass"

ZINGGGGGGG. Bada boom,

*Blank Stares from everybody*

"wah wah wahhhhhhhh" from random guy with a trumpet in the audience

Ok..... time to go now, thanks everyone for your time

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#54 jerkface96
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snake has tears that can cure the swine flu... to bad snake nevercries

redwings05
hahahahaha thats a good one
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#55 Denji
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Ah Sonic is a turd because his version of celery thought pork rines were evil so they can't be chopped a certain way if the sky is blue. Oh hardy kardy, why is everything upside down? I need apples, 84!

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#56 JCMac120
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[QUOTE="thelastguy"]

[QUOTE="CanadianCR"]

I just don't understand how he was able to use the exact same username .. :|

Anyways .. I never remember little tidbits about games .. especially some corny jokes .. :lol:

CanadianCR

He just uses an uppercase i instead of an L

Awwwwwwwww **** .. didn't pick up on that .. good one buddeh! :)

Wow I didn't pick up on that either...I was wondering how that happened.
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#57 HarshGamer
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[QUOTE="hazeInutman"][QUOTE="hazelnutman"] What the hell? WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?JCMac120
I'M YOU! I'M YOUR SHADOW!

:lol: This is freaky and kind of weird...

But hell of a great entertaiment indeed. You have my congrats and i have your cake................
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#58 slvrraven9
Member since 2004 • 9278 Posts

I knew you were going to pull something for your 10,000th post :lol:Flame_Blade88

i wonder if anyone will rejoice when i hit my 10,000th post:?

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#59 MJPK
Member since 2006 • 3360 Posts

Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK

adizorz

Very good.

2 hazelnutmen :lol:

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#60 samuraiguns
Member since 2005 • 11588 Posts

I cannot wait till my 10,000!

I hope you have had a nutty one...

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#61 sykojason
Member since 2003 • 192 Posts

I love how your thread is mostly you making jokes to yourself...that takes commitment. A+

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#62 burstlimit514
Member since 2008 • 644 Posts

HAHA thanks for the laughs. To bad i can't think of corny jokes

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#63 Chaos_Bladez
Member since 2007 • 5801 Posts
What would my evil twin's name be? :o Oh hazel, you're too much! :lol:
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#64 GodofBigMacs
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Nice! YOU'RE WINNER!!!
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#65 SolidusHo
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... bad thread...

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#66 Nephilim83
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... bad thread...

SolidusHo
... bad post ...
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#67 adizorz
Member since 2008 • 1410 Posts

came across this image thought i would share

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#68 Dark-Star13
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... bad thread...

SolidusHo

troll.....

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#69 Dark-Star13
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came across this image thought i would share

adizorz

LOL! HULK SMASH!!!:lol:

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#70 verbalfilth
Member since 2006 • 5043 Posts

level 32 at 10,101 posts...wow man.. you should be in level 50 or something.

I only have like 2000 posts XD..

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#71 Dante_May_Die
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Conrgatulations Nut Dood...Best Video Game Joke?
Joke

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#72 EvilSteveo
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Hazelnutman you are now my new god. I shall worship you and bend over for you whenever you ask.

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#73 WhenPicklezFly
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Hazelnutman you are now my new god. I shall worship you and bend over for you whenever you ask.

EvilSteveo

:lol:

yes somebody quote this

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#74 WhenPicklezFly
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I just want to know how two users with the same name can exist

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#75 raven_squad
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

Hazelnutman you are now my new god. I shall worship you and bend over for you whenever you ask.

WhenPicklezFly

:lol:

yes somebody quote this

Omfg....so tempting... Anyways, thread delivers lulz. I only wish I had a lame joke to contribute. Also, gratz on surpassing 10k hazel.
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#76 EvilSteveo
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Am serious , I will worship this guy from now on as my god. I even make a name for it.

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#77 Nephilim83
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I just want to know how two users with the same name can exist

WhenPicklezFly
Easy. He used a capitol "i" as the "L" in "Hazel". Looks like this: HazeI. See?
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#78 EvilSteveo
Member since 2008 • 1995 Posts

If you take the l away its haze like that disappointing game. Which i bought and dreaded.

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#79 rocket9434
Member since 2006 • 2665 Posts

Congrats.

Epic cake.

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#80 supa_badman
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man i want my own twin >.>

happy 10k Hazel :)

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#81 Nephilim83
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10,000 posts @ level 32!??!?!?!? Hazel, I think its time you got a job. Or do you get paid to post on GameSpot? That would be sweet, right?
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#82 TehSonofUgly
Member since 2008 • 1643 Posts

Posting in epic thread.

hazel you are halarious :lol:

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#83 hazelnutman
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10,000 posts @ level 32!??!?!?!? Hazel, I think its time you got a job. Or do you get paid to post on GameSpot? That would be sweet, right?Nephilim83
I have three jobs actually - two paid, one volunteer. This, and being a student. I just happen to have a lot of free time on my hands. Naughty hands.
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#84 jmdude
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[QUOTE="hazelnutman"]I know your one weakness though! "STARCRAFT SEAGULL" Say it with me everyone! Help me defeat him for now!

lol that was good stuff :lol: and i didn't know you can use the exact same name on another account :? going to the topic, i don't have any.
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#85 jmdude
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Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK

adizorz

:lol: that was good

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