Don't you hate this

Now I've been playing M rated games since I came out the womb. I hate it when people (little kids) come to my (house) with their guardians (obsessive parents) to play at my (house). Well I really have no problem with them coming over.

I hate it when they come over which is practically every time I am playing an M rated game like Dead Space, Bioshock, Gears of War 2. Today it was Resident Evil 5 here's the story.

Okay normal day nothing new just playing Resident Evil 5 since it came out it's all going good just chilling. Then my friend calls me and asks me to babysit her kid. I say no problem just bring her over nothing to worry about over here. Usually I put her in the guest room and let her watch Spongebob.

She dropped her off at my house I put her in the guest room but I didn't know (today) she wanted to go exploring in my house. So I'm just playing RE5 not really playing attention seeing as she is watching Spongebob and eating cookies and all. Well since I like RE5 I had the volume a little higher than usual (100). Normally the kid doesn't care but I guess she must have heard all the zombies and what not.

So she comes into my room (I didn't know it at the time) and she pees on the floor (I didn't know it at the time). SPOILER I was at the part in RE5 where you look for Jill and that huge spider thing fights you. Well she saw that and she got really freaked out since I have a big tv and she is super small.

So she peed on my floor (carpet) and went screaming out of my house at the top of her lungs. I had to do something quick so I ran after her (she's fast). Now I was clothed in a white tee and some basketball shorts. This doesn't look good if you see a grown man running after an 8 year old that's screaming. It really makes you look like a pedophile.

So I was chasing her all the way to the park (2 blocks from my house). She runs to a lady (she thinks I'm a kid napping pedophile) she punchs me in jaw and runs off with the kid. She calls the cops on me.

Luckily her mom came back when I called her to tell her what had happened. In short the police came her mom shorted out what had happened I almost got arrested for just chilling playing RE5. Just a funny story I wanted to share with you guys. The moral of the story is play RE5 in a locked room if children are present.

Wow thats hilarious. But I bet it wasn"t that fun at that moment. I bet she doesn"t play videogames. I know one kid who played M games all the time at the age of 8 and it didn"t scare him at all. Not sure whether it"s a good thing or not.

Poor kid though:)

lol funniest story heard today

i think I just peed on my pants lol... great story... completely made my day!... crazy story at that.... ahhh if i were you i would have been so mad when the lady punched you and the cops got involved.... but hey... beat RE5 and it will be much more worth playing now ^_^

not that i dont think that is a funny story. Dont you think you should have been payingattentionto the girl instead of playing a horror game and leaving her to herself. That is generally what you do when you babysit a kid i mean come on you had that coming dude. lol

not that i dont think that is a funny story. Dont you think you should have been payingattentionto the girl instead of playing a horror game and leaving her to herself. That is generally what you do when you babysit a kid i mean come on you had that coming dude. lol

motorstormhater

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not that i dont think that is a funny story. Dont you think you should have been payingattentionto the girl instead of playing a horror game and leaving her to herself. That is generally what you do when you babysit a kid i mean come on you had that coming dude. lol

teneazy

yeah but just imagine if the little girl went into your kitchen to find food and somehow managed to slice herself open or crush her fingers. Because you werent paying attention. When someone leaves a child in your care its up to you to make sure they are ok and its you who wouldve been held responsible.

well, that'll be your most memorable RE% experience!

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Lol dude.. that's tight. Well, I mean that's one hell of a story.. I was playing RE5 all weekend too, but lucky for me the only person at my place was my girlfriend.

Thanks a lot for that story man, very funny.

yeah but just imagine if the little girl went into your kitchen to find food and somehow managed to slice herself open or crush her fingers. Because you werent paying attention. When someone leaves a child in your care its up to you to make sure they are ok and its you who wouldve been held responsible.

motorstormhater

I totally agree with you.

You've only got yourself to blame TC and you should count yourself lucky she didn't hurt herself. I hope the poor kid's mom learned a lesson.

Children should be educated about things like this at an early age... What a stupid little girl. WhiteSnake5000

[QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"]Children should be educated about things like this at an early age... What a stupid little girl. ydnarrewop

lol funny story made my day

Because I wasn't nearly that stupid when I was eight years old. For one, I never pissed myself from fear of something that I saw on the TV or other fictitious material. Running out and screaming... An eight year old shouldn't be doing that, It's ridiculous... She's extremely immature for her age. Her parents need to do their job better and explain some things to her. And I don't really care what you're thinking, so I won't bother taking guesses. WhiteSnake5000

You're kidding, right? A kid is not "stupid" because she pees herself off of fear, fictitious material or not. And who are you to tell what kids should or shouldn't do? Whether you did act the sort or not as a child (which remains to be proven), you didn't set the bar for a universal standard in child psyhology.

[QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"]Because I wasn't nearly that stupid when I was eight years old. For one, I never pissed myself from fear of something that I saw on the TV or other fictitious material. Running out and screaming... An eight year old shouldn't be doing that, It's ridiculous... She's extremely immature for her age. Her parents need to do their job better and explain some things to her. And I don't really care what you're thinking, so I won't bother taking guesses. QuebecSuperstar

You're kidding, right? A kid is not "stupid" because she pees herself off of fear, fictitious material or not. And who are you to tell what kids should or shouldn't do? Whether you did act the sort or not as a child (which remains to be proven), you didn't set the bar for a universal standard in child psyhology.

[QUOTE="ydnarrewop"][QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"]Children should be educated about things like this at an early age... What a stupid little girl. WhiteSnake5000

I don't know man.. something about this doesn't seem right.

She's a kid, and a little girl at that. How can you be comparing her to you? You do know that people, especially children (because they are still in a learning and growing stage), react in different ways yes?

Hahaha that's hilarious! I feel bad for the TC though. I know that was alot of trouble haha.

:lol:

What are the odds?

Yeah they do react differently, but that doesn't mean it's right to react that way. WhiteSnake5000

Are you by any chance a child psychologist?

[QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"]Yeah they do react differently, but that doesn't mean it's right to react that way. QuebecSuperstar

Are you by any chance a child psychologist?

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yeah but just imagine if the little girl went into your kitchen to find food and somehow managed to slice herself open or crush her fingers. Because you werent paying attention. When someone leaves a child in your care its up to you to make sure they are ok and its you who wouldve been held responsible.

QuebecSuperstar

I totally agree with you.

You've only got yourself to blame TC and you should count yourself lucky she didn't hurt herself. I hope the poor kid's mom learned a lesson.

I also agree. A child shouldn't just be plopped in front of the TV, and left alone.

The parents probably are raising her to think life is all smiles, nice people, and fairness with no bad things... lol.

My step sister got nightmares from watching me play GTA Vice City. She was like 7-8 around that time.

yeah but just imagine if the little girl went into your kitchen to find food and somehow managed to slice herself open or crush her fingers. Because you werent paying attention. When someone leaves a child in your care its up to you to make sure they are ok and its you who wouldve been held responsible.

motorstormhater

i agree with this guy, you should have payed more attention to the little kid and not play games. well if it was a final fantasy game then i might have done the same thig lol lol :P

Luckily her mom came back when I called her to tell her what had happened. In short the police came her mom shorted out what had happened I almost got arrested for just chilling playing RE5. Just a funny story I wanted to share with you guys. The moral of the story is play RE5 in a locked room if children are present.

teneazy

No, you almost got arrested for being a negligent and terrible baby sitter. I has nothing to do with what games you are playing and everything to do with your negligent behaviour.

COOL STORY, but poor kid.

That was a very funny story, though living must of been a B.

I for one think it's a great tool for babysitting haha.

I woulda loved that when i was a kid, i rarely got to watch tv when being babysat.

WOW! That was by far the funniest thing i've heard all month man that is so freakin funny, but all in all stupid kid for runnin' from ya, there mighta been zombies but you wernt one LOL still HILAROUS!!!!