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check this out...hilarious descriptions...has the guy even played the games ?

oops...cant paste

oh, well if you are up for a laugh, check out ebay user jonts888 and look for the 5 game bundle

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/PS3-Games-

Playstation-3-Games-Bundle-of-5_

W0QQitemZ170296145110QQihZ007QQcategory

Z117562QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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#2 QuebecSuperstar

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check this out...hilarious descriptions...has the guy even played the games ?
tonesonic

This thread lacks a link!:P

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doh, I tried to seperate the link, oh man, talk bout epic fail...try cutting and pasting those bits and pieces above

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Cant get it to work.

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Hahahahahahahahah that made my day =]

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:lol:...ha,ha...just 12 bucks

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#7 BenderUnit22

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Pretty funny description.

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Selling due to having clocked them , as i am a vastly superior gamer, and now i have a hot real girlfriend, so ...yeah no more time for Ps3. :(

Bourne Conspiracy - Your some loser with no friends, and you have to take orders from some Microsoft boss

lol^^

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A proper link for those who want it: click here. Looking at this auction, I'm wondering whether this guy is being serious or did he do the description purposely as a joke... Regardless, this was amusing, and I got a real kick out of the Q&A at the end.

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That's pretty funny. The Bourne Conspiracy description made me laugh a lot.

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"Selling due to having clocked them , as i am a vastly superior gamer, and now i have a hot real girlfriend, so ...yeah no more time for Ps3. :(" I love the vastly superior gamer, and the girlfriend thing can not be true.

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#12 Scott_Malkinson

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Here is a copy of the listing: --- PS3 PLAYSTATION 3 GAMES BUNDLE OF 5! Your bidding on a bad ass bundle of 5 ps3 games. Yes not 1, or 2 or 8, but FIVE GAMES!!! Five sweet, sweet games. Titles are: Face Breaker - A boxing game, put your sisters face on the character and beat them up without the lawsuit or hospital bills Assassins Creed - A killing game where youre some sort of Jewish guy that enjoys to kill peasants and jump on roofs and ride horses. Hot stuff. Lost Planet Extreme Condition - A 3rd person shooter where your stuck in Kazakstan or North pole or someplace realy lame and depressing (possibly New Zealand), and you ride sick robots and shoot heaps of awesome things. Ridge Racer 7 - A racing game where you do sick drifts in riced up cars from The Future, practice on this game and then go out and do it on the streets and youll be a pro drifter in NO TIME. * Bourne Conspiracy - Your some loser with no friends, and you have to take orders from some Microsoft boss and then fight top european fashion male models, and smash them with an awesome array of kung fu moves that he learnt from Street Fighter II. All are in superior condition, with boxes and instructions, and all were purchased here in Aus, i have receipts for most. Selling due to having clocked them , as i am a vastly superior gamer, and now i have a hot real girlfriend, so ...yeah no more time for Ps3. :( SO BUY NOW! SAVE $$$$$$. GREAT XMAS PRESENT FOR 2010!!!! GREAT BRIBE FOR THE KIDS TO DO WELL AT SCHOOL TOO!!!11!!

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#13 Canvas_Of_Flesh

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That...is...hilarious!

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#14 Rigour_Mortise

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lmao the q&a: Q: will buy now for $100.00 with free postage A: Id accept that if i were some sort of peasant. But i r not. Sorry man, but i will wait for auction to end. :)

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#15 Mckenna1845

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Q: will buy now for $100.00 with free postage A: Id accept that if i were some sort of peasant. But i r not. Sorry man, but i will wait for auction to end. :)

lol that guys awesome. his bourne conspiracy descriptions awesome, and lost planet in kazakstan or north pole or somewhere really lame lol.

damn the guy abovebeat me with the q&a oh well it's being post twice.

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#16 Steel_Rain777

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The Bourne conspiracy description was hilarious. You take orders from a boss at Microsoft while fighting male fashion models with moves you learned in Street Fighter II. Ha Ha

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Awesome. :D

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Lol, that was frikin hilarious!!!!!!!

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Hahaha, man... that was a good laugh

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I laughed out loud at the NZ reference. Sometimes it pays off to trawl ebay daily. so the Jews, Kazakhs, Eskimoes, kiwis, Microsoft, male models, sisters and Japanese all copped it in one short listing, Pure gold. Someone should post a question asking for a pic of his girlfriend !!

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too late, I just did...hopefully he will list the question in Q&A

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#22 hazelnutman

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"Your bidding on a bad ass bundle of 5 ps3 games. Yes not 1, or 2 or 8, but FIVE GAMES!!!" This guy is awesome. Someone had better buy this from him :lol:

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He told me if I buy the games he will throw in a pic of his girlfriend for free muahahahaha

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Awesome :lol:

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#25 Scott_Malkinson

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[QUOTE="hazelnutman"]"Your bidding on a bad ass bundle of 5 ps3 games. Yes not 1, or 2 or 8, but FIVE GAMES!!!" This guy is awesome. Someone had better buy this from him :lol:

He says that like 5 is greater than 8 in his strange little world.

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You'll get that it was a joke...one day...I'll pray for you.

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#27 RJLateralus

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lmao the q&a: Q: will buy now for $100.00 with free postage A: Id accept that if i were some sort of peasant. But i r not. Sorry man, but i will wait for auction to end. :) Rigour_Mortise

LMAO!

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Best. Ebayer. Ever.

That is epic. I hope someone buys from him just for the effort he put into that listing.

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Haha, this description made me laugh.

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#30 Bizarre36911

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Hilarious!

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wow lol what a listing

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This made my day too =) soo funny. L-o-l funny haha.

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I want to know what he was taking while playing them because if that is the real description of the games as he sees them, I have been missing out. So I ask you, where do you get whatever your smoking and how much is it?

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#35 Masterbeat2

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Awesome!!!!

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#36 deactivated-59506133570df

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Great Stuff, that just made my day. I love his Assasin's Creed description.

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that is full of epic win !!!!11!!

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well if someone from melbourne wins it they could always arrange to pick it up and demand his gf be present ROFL

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#39 TehSonofUgly

Member since 2008 • 1643 Posts

That is the best ebay auction i've ever seen :lol:

*Update 27/1/09 .THIS IS A %100 GENUINE %100 AUCTION. It has come to my attention that some think this auction is not genuine, If you can see through my Diploma in hilarity, there are 5 games awaiting a new home. Please dont make me orphan these games by placing them in a brown bag and drowning them in the lake. Serious bidders can view my % hit score thingy. Okgoodthanks

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thats why aussie censorship is strict!! and thats why fallout 3 and gta games didn't make it to australia!!!

This guys get alienated really quick by games.. Look at this guy, he lives in is own wonderland...lol

I bet he looks like one of the rabits from rayman... without the fur!!

Very funny though :lol:

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This made my day too =) soo funny. L-o-l funny haha. glitch2424

omg i second that its feaking hilarious

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#42 deactivated-60a18c108ffa9

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It was alright. Not worth the effort to actually follow the link, but still alright.

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#43 Making_Pudding

Member since 2008 • 518 Posts

You guys need to check out what he added at the end of the auction. Take a look: *Update 27/1/09 .THIS IS A %100 GENUINE %100 AUCTION. It has come to my attention that some think this auction is not genuine, If you can see through my Diploma in hilarity, there are 5 games awaiting a new home. Please dont make me orphan these games by placing them in a brown bag and drowning them in the lake. Serious bidders can view my % hit score thingy. Okgoodthanks.

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