I would put ________ in a blending machine to get ________ earlier.

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#1 hazelnutman
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I would put my hand in a blending machine to get Bayonetta earlier.

Now it's your turn.

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#2 nelson415
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I would put my Playstation 3 in a blending machine to get MW2 earlier

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#3 Ospov
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wouldn't it be hard to play with only one hand?

Also, I would put nothingin a blending machine to get everythingearlier.

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#4 xmitchconnorx
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How are you going to play Bayonetta with one hand sir?
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#5 kILLsWITCH913
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I would put this threadin a blending machine to get this useless thread locked earlier.

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#6 hazelnutman
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How are you going to play Bayonetta with one hand sir?xmitchconnorx
Who says I'll be playing it with just one hand?
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#7 MagicalMafiaMan
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I would put my eyelashes in a blender to play chinese whispers......... great game purplemonkeydishwasher
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#8 muller39
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I would put my cell phone in a blending machine to get uncharted 2, modern warfare 2. fifa 10, assassians creed 2, and dragon age earlier.

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#9 360hammer
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I would put my 360 in a blending machine to get GT5 earlier.

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#10 Pelon208
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I would put my 360 in a blending machine to get GT5 earlier.

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This ^

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#11 Denji
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I would put you all in a blending machine to get better threads earlier.

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#12 Ospov
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I would put you all in a blending machine to get better threads earlier.

Denji

:(

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#13 muller39
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I would put you all in a blending machine to get better threads earlier.

Denji
That wasnt necessary.
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#14 Denji
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[QUOTE="Denji"]

I would put you all in a blending machine to get better threads earlier.

muller39

That wasnt necessary.

Sure it was:P

Come on, somebody had to do it

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#15 KH-mixerX
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I would put somebody else's hand in a blending machine to get Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep earlier.

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#16 BlackTragedy
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I would put_hazelnutman_ in a blending machine to get Un2 earlier :D

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#17 hazelnutman
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I would put you all in a blending machine to get better threads earlier.

Denji
Damn, it looks like kILLsWITCH913 beat you to the joke. It's alright. We won't judge you :)
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#18 KH-mixerX
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[QUOTE="xmitchconnorx"]How are you going to play Bayonetta with one hand sir?hazelnutman
Who says I'll be playing it with just one hand?

Well, putting one of your hands in a blender would definitely make playing Bayonetta with two hands a difficult chore.

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#19 jessmaster13
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I would put rocks in a blending machine to get a PS3 earlier

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#20 Denji
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[QUOTE="Denji"]

I would put you all in a blending machine to get better threads earlier.

hazelnutman

Damn, it looks like kILLsWITCH913 beat you to the joke. It's alright. We won't judge you :)

Nope, he said he'd put this thread into a blending machine. Not you all:P

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#21 hazelnutman
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[QUOTE="hazelnutman"][QUOTE="Denji"]

I would put you all in a blending machine to get better threads earlier.

Denji

Damn, it looks like kILLsWITCH913 beat you to the joke. It's alright. We won't judge you :)

Nope, he said he'd put this thread into a blending machine. Not you all:P

Same concept though of trying to use this own thread's concept to put it down. I mean, that's like comparing a cookie drunken with 1% milk with a cookie drunken with 2% milk. I mean, they're both cookies with milk for goodness sake! But that's not to insult the very first concept. As you can see, I compared the original basis of the joke to cookies, which implies that it was quite delicious - or in this case, very enjoyable. By thinking outside of the regular realms of this thread's concept, you managed to turn it around and insult the actual thread itself. It's quite ingenious if I do say so myself - quite witty in a gentleman's kind of way. So allow me to illustrate: instead of putting in a game as I have expected you to, you actually put in this THREAD! That's hilarious, although the basis for my earlier argument was that this central theme of taking these expectations and turning them on its head had already been used by a previous user, hence resulting in the reduction of impact. tl;dr: You made funny joke. Grats.
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#22 marcl18123
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I would put my **** in a blending machine to get Borderlands earlier.

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#23 Denji
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[QUOTE="Denji"]

[QUOTE="hazelnutman"] Damn, it looks like kILLsWITCH913 beat you to the joke. It's alright. We won't judge you :)hazelnutman

Nope, he said he'd put this thread into a blending machine. Not you all:P

Same concept though of trying to use this own thread's concept to put it down. I mean, that's like comparing a cookie drunken with 1% milk with a cookie drunken with 2% milk. I mean, they're both cookies with milk for goodness sake! But that's not to insult the very first concept. As you can see, I compared the original basis of the joke to cookies, which implies that it was quite delicious - or in this case, very enjoyable. By thinking outside of the regular realms of this thread's concept, you managed to turn it around and insult the actual thread itself. It's quite ingenious if I do say so myself - quite witty in a gentleman's kind of way. So allow me to illustrate: instead of putting in a game as I have expected you to, you actually put in this THREAD! That's hilarious, although the basis for my earlier argument was that this central theme of taking these expectations and turning them on its head had already been used by a previous user, hence resulting in the reduction of impact. tl;dr: You made funny joke. Grats.

I don't really care. I'm just messing around. You should know that by now since you are around this part often and obviously seen more than one of my posts.

Gotta loosen up a bit. Ya dig?

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#24 Scianix-Black
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I would put my hand in a blending machine to get Bayonetta earlier.

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#25 Tlahui
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I would blend my DS to get MGS peace walker earlier.
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#26 hazelnutman
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I don't really care. I'm just messing around. You should know that by now since you are around this part often and obviously seen more than one of my posts.

Gotta loosen up a bit. Ya dig?

Denji
I was hoping that you knew I was kidding by the time I took 3 paragraphs to explain a joke :lol:
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#27 get-ka12
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I would put my hand in a blending machine to get Bayonetta earlier.

Now it's your turn.

hazelnutman

If you put your hand in a blending machine, how are you going to play the game?

I would put my foot in a blender to get Final Fantasy 13 and versus 13 right now, maybe.

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#28 Roman_Irishman
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Before I do this I need to make sure my blender is reinforced with some heavy duty sidewalls.

Id put a smaller blender into a larger blender to get Final Fantasy XIII earlier.

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#29 funsohng
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I would put my precious male body part in a blending machine to get laid earlier oh wait
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#30 Scianix-Black
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[QUOTE="hazelnutman"]

I would put my hand in a blending machine to get Bayonetta earlier.

Now it's your turn.

get-ka12

If you put your hand in a blending machine, how are you going to play the game?

I would put my foot in a blender to get Final Fantasy 13 and versus 13 right now, maybe.

Oh, Jesus.. damnit.

Uh..

Foot. I change my answer to foot.

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#31 MJ4040
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I would put my hand in a blending machine to get Bayonetta earlier.

Now it's your turn.

hazelnutman

I would put Modern Warfare 2 in a blending machine to get Killzone 3 earlier

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#32 mep69
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I would putBabies in a blending machine to getThe MAG beta to be onearlier.

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#33 mep69
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BTW to get some logic going here, has anyone turned this blender on?
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#34 360hammer
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I would put Modern Warfare 2 in a blending machine to get Killzone 3 earlier

MJ4040

LOL, Ya, I might buy MW2 if that works LOL.

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#35 BenderUnit22
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I would put Endless Eight in a blending machine to get Disappearance earlier.
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#36 Lantern-Cusp
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I would put fruitin a blending machine to get GOWIIIearlier.

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#37 yokofox33
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I'd put Cross Edge in the blender to receive FFXIII earlier. But I would feel bad for the blender since such a travesty of game would come in contact with it.

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#38 Furi-Kun
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I would put this threadin a blending machine to get this useless thread locked earlier.

kILLsWITCH913

I would putkILLsWITCH913 in a blending machine and leave him there.

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I would put Furi in a blending machine to get Haze later. :twisted:

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#40 Thetaguru
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I would put every Final Fantasy remake in ablending machine to get Final Fantasy XIII earlier.

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#41 Leon_Kennedy1
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I'd put my 2000$ laptop in a blending machine to get Final Fantasy XIII/Versus/ VC 2 earlier.
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#42 BoxingTheStars
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you never said we had to turn the blender on

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I would put my precious male body part in a blending machine to get laid earlier oh waitfunsohng

haha thank you for the lawl! :D

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#45 _Sharpshooter_
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i would put my cellphone in to a blending machine to get Cod4: MW2 earlier.
i would put my 360 in to a blending machine to get a 360 elite

i would put my laptopinto ablending machineto get the ps3 earlier

and then i would put my playstation 3 into a blending machine to get a ps4 earlier

AND THEN i would put the ps4 into a blending machine to get back all the things that iput into the blending machine.

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#46 _Sharpshooter_
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you never said we had to turn the blender on

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#47 mep69
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you never said we had to turn the blender on

BoxingTheStars
I've already said this: Oct 6, 2009 7:56 am GMT BTW to get some logic going here, has anyone turned this blender on?
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#48 hazelnutman
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Haha, it looks like someone figured it out. I never said you had to turn the blending machine on. I gave hints too (like my second post). Anyways, the blender is now on. My hand, that dude's foot, many GameSpot users, and some games are now a giant pile of gore and dust. Continue the game.
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#49 TheTenth10
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I would put David Reeves (Sony Europe CEO) to get FFXIII earlier and to be full exclusive

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#50 In-Flamez
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I would put my basketball trophies in a blending machine to get GOWIII, FFXIII, FFXIIII, FFXIIIv, and Dark Void IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII earlier.