My PS3 Is My Only True Friend

My PS3 is the only real friend I have. Most of the times my friends are at work and can't hang out; and most of my friends don't even have a PS3 because they can't afford one. Whenever I am bored, my PS3 is there for me. If I can't fall asleep at 4am, my PS3 is there, smiling and saying "Play me fool!" (I imagine it sounds like Mr. T)

When I feel sad or lonely, I go to gamestop and buy a new game. It excites me and I sit and play the game for hours and hours of simulated happiness. Only, it's real, i'm actually happy...more happy than I am with my real friends who are too busy to hang out. PS3, you are my only true friend. I know people will tell me to get a life, but I do have one; albeit virtual; it still makes me happy, and isn't that the whole point of life?

Thank you PS3, for always beging there for me. You are a true friend indeed.

Such threads are the fruits of a man's boredom - bravo, TC, bravo on the accomplishments of boredom.

dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem The__Punisher__

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem The__Punisher__

He has a problem because he is happy? This is obviously a joke topic.

[QUOTE="The__Punisher__"]dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem kevinlamar

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

Try religion - that's the purpose of religion in the first place. I always have God there for me no matter what happens.

My PS3 is the only real friend I have. Most of the times my friends are at work and can't hang out; and most of my friends don't even have a PS3 because they can't afford one. Whenever I am bored, my PS3 is there for me. If I can't fall asleep at 4am, my PS3 is there, smiling and saying "Play me fool!" (I imagine it sounds like Mr. T)

When I feel sad or lonely, I go to gamestop and buy a new game. It excites me and I sit and play the game for hours and hours of simulated happiness. Only, it's real, i'm actually happy...more happy than I am with my real friends who are too busy to hang out. PS3, you are my only true friend. I know people will tell me to get a life, but I do have one; albeit virtual; it still makes me happy, and isn't that the whole point of life?

Thank you PS3, for always beging there for me. You are a true friend indeed.

kevinlamar

:lol: Bravo man .. Bravo .. I shed a tear ..

[QUOTE="kevinlamar"]

[QUOTE="The__Punisher__"]dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem abdelmessih101

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

Try religion - that's the purpose of religion in the first place. I always have God there for me no matter what happens.

Yeah, God's there for me too. But I can't throw a granade at God while he's hiding in corner in COD4. I can't dunk on God in NB2K8, and I can't pin God's car into a corner and take him out like I do in Burnout Paradise......or can I???

I think im going to give my Ps3 a hug now.KingFrostman

hey guys go look at the 360 forums. he posted the SAME EXACT post except w/ 360 instead of PS3
i mean if you were gonna troll post, at least make it something somewhat funny.sly_fiz

You mean he lied?!!? To all of us? He really has TWO friends .. you bastard!

[QUOTE="KingFrostman"]I think im going to give my Ps3 a hug now.avataraang1

Why was this man on the 360 forum? That's the real question. What I mea

hey guys go look at the 360 forums. he posted the SAME EXACT post except w/ 360 instead of PS3
i mean if you were gonna troll post, at least make it something somewhat funny.sly_fiz

Why was this man on the 360 forum? That's the real question. I posted it in both forums to see if I was alone in this. I have both systems. I wanted to say "Video games are my only true friends" but I was afraid it would be seen as off topic. That's all. I'm sorry if I offended people.....I never offend my PS3...or my 360

My PS3 is the only real friend I have. Most of the times my friends are at work and can't hang out; and most of my friends don't even have a PS3 because they can't afford one. Whenever I am bored, my PS3 is there for me. If I can't fall asleep at 4am, my PS3 is there, smiling and saying "Play me fool!" (I imagine it sounds like Mr. T)

When I feel sad or lonely, I go to gamestop and buy a new game. It excites me and I sit and play the game for hours and hours of simulated happiness. Only, it's real, i'm actually happy...more happy than I am with my real friends who are too busy to hang out. PS3, you are my only true friend. I know people will tell me to get a life, but I do have one; albeit virtual; it still makes me happy, and isn't that the whole point of life?

Thank you PS3, for always beging there for me. You are a true friend indeed.

kevinlamar

Wow!!!! Let me help you a little bit.......If you don´t want to be alone...you could get another tiny friend..like a PSP.....:P, that way you could carry your PS3 wherever you go......with a WiFi conecction.....:lol: That would give you hours and hours of fun !!!!

It's only your friend because you buy it stuff.:oVyse_Legends

:lol: Call of the night ..

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]It's only your friend because you buy it stuff.:o420Token420

:lol: Call of the night ..

[QUOTE="420Token420"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]It's only your friend because you buy it stuff.:oVyse_Legends

:lol: Call of the night ..

How about statement of the night .. so far tonight, being saturday night, unless it isn't night time where you are in which it would confuse you ..

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="420Token420"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]It's only your friend because you buy it stuff.:o420Token420

:lol: Call of the night ..

How about statement of the night .. so far tonight, being saturday night, unless it isn't night time where you are in which it would confuse you ..

[QUOTE="420Token420"][QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="420Token420"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]It's only your friend because you buy it stuff.:oVyse_Legends

:lol: Call of the night ..

How about statement of the night .. so far tonight, being saturday night, unless it isn't night time where you are in which it would confuse you ..

:lol: Man I can't even think of a way to explain it really, just something my friends and I use on each other. I'll make fun of one of my friends, then another buddy will say good call. Or if you have a good idea like to what bar to go with, again good call. Just the way I use it.

You made a great call, the best so far on the boards tonight .. therefor, Call of the Night!

[QUOTE="420Token420"][QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="420Token420"][QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="420Token420"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]It's only your friend because you buy it stuff.:oVyse_Legends

:lol: Call of the night ..

How about statement of the night .. so far tonight, being saturday night, unless it isn't night time where you are in which it would confuse you ..

:lol: Man I can't even think of a way to explain it really, just something my friends and I use on each other. I'll make fun of one of my friends, then another buddy will say good call. Or if you have a good idea like to what bar to go with, again good call. Just the way I use it.

You made a great call, the best so far on the boards tonight .. therefor, Call of the Night!

So thanks?:?

I tried .. and I failed miserably .. :(

[QUOTE="420Token420"][QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="420Token420"][QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"][QUOTE="420Token420"]

[QUOTE="Vyse_Legends"]It's only your friend because you buy it stuff.:oVyse_Legends

:lol: Call of the night ..

How about statement of the night .. so far tonight, being saturday night, unless it isn't night time where you are in which it would confuse you ..

:lol: Man I can't even think of a way to explain it really, just something my friends and I use on each other. I'll make fun of one of my friends, then another buddy will say good call. Or if you have a good idea like to what bar to go with, again good call. Just the way I use it.

You made a great call, the best so far on the boards tonight .. therefor, Call of the Night!

So thanks?:?

I tried .. and I fail miserably .. :(

I tried .. and I failed miserably .. :(

420Token420

[QUOTE="420Token420"]

I tried .. and I failed miserably .. :(

Vyse_Legends

Haha don't sweat it man .. everyone has their own lingos, it's all good .. :)

lol wth??Shortbob

lol had the same reaction

My PS3 is the only real friend I have. Most of the times my friends are at work and can't hang out; and most of my friends don't even have a PS3 because they can't afford one. Whenever I am bored, my PS3 is there for me. If I can't fall asleep at 4am, my PS3 is there, smiling and saying "Play me fool!" (I imagine it sounds like Mr. T)

When I feel sad or lonely, I go to gamestop and buy a new game. It excites me and I sit and play the game for hours and hours of simulated happiness. Only, it's real, i'm actually happy...more happy than I am with my real friends who are too busy to hang out. PS3, you are my only true friend. I know people will tell me to get a life, but I do have one; albeit virtual; it still makes me happy, and isn't that the whole point of life?

Thank you PS3, for always beging there for me. You are a true friend indeed.

kevinlamar

I know how you feel man...I'm on your side.

[QUOTE="abdelmessih101"][QUOTE="kevinlamar"]

[QUOTE="The__Punisher__"]dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem kevinlamar

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

Try religion - that's the purpose of religion in the first place. I always have God there for me no matter what happens.

Yeah, God's there for me too. But I can't throw a granade at God while he's hiding in corner in COD4. I can't dunk on God in NB2K8, and I can't pin God's car into a corner and take him out like I do in Burnout Paradise......or can I???

lol...

[QUOTE="kevinlamar"]

[QUOTE="The__Punisher__"]dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem abdelmessih101

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

Try religion - that's the purpose of religion in the first place. I always have God there for me no matter what happens.

Dude, he is just kidding(I HOPE) give him a break with the ''HOLYER THEN THOU" attitude.

[QUOTE="sly_fiz"]hey guys go look at the 360 forums. he posted the SAME EXACT post except w/ 360 instead of PS3
i mean if you were gonna troll post, at least make it something somewhat funny.420Token420

You mean he lied?!!? To all of us? He really has TWO friends .. you bastard!

:lol: This topic IS the best non-important thread on Gamespot EVA! :lol:

The OP gets my respect. A flame on him is a flame on me. 8)

[QUOTE="abdelmessih101"][QUOTE="kevinlamar"]

[QUOTE="The__Punisher__"]dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem MERC_RECONN

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

Try religion - that's the purpose of religion in the first place. I always have God there for me no matter what happens.

Dude, he is just kidding(I HOPE) give him a break with the ''HOLYER THEN THOU" attitude.

So I make one innocent statement about religion and this is how you react - interesting. That's all I have to say.

[QUOTE="kevinlamar"][QUOTE="abdelmessih101"][QUOTE="kevinlamar"]

[QUOTE="The__Punisher__"]dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem MERC_RECONN

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

Try religion - that's the purpose of religion in the first place. I always have God there for me no matter what happens.

Yeah, God's there for me too. But I can't throw a granade at God while he's hiding in corner in COD4. I can't dunk on God in NB2K8, and I can't pin God's car into a corner and take him out like I do in Burnout Paradise......or can I???

lol...

I know, the OP's simply awesome. lol

(I'm not even lying.)

[QUOTE="The__Punisher__"]dude get a life......i mean seriously you have got a problem kevinlamar

I do have a real life, I have a GF, I play sports, I read, I have a job. But nothing is there for me like my PS3. I know it seems sad to some people, but its just the simple reality of my life. What would you do if you couldn't play PS3?

if you think about it it is true. it is allways there for you.

[QUOTE="sly_fiz"]hey guys go look at the 360 forums. he posted the SAME EXACT post except w/ 360 instead of PS3
i mean if you were gonna troll post, at least make it something somewhat funny.420Token420

You mean he lied?!!? To all of us? He really has TWO friends .. you bastard!

wait till you have sex with a girl. its fantastic!

you'll be like "ps3 who?"

shroom76

lol. Awesome.

[QUOTE="shroom76"]

wait till you have sex with a girl. its fantastic!

Yeah, I have a GF, I don't have woman issues. Why do people think video game addiction and woman issues go hand in hand? I'm a normal guy, I just would rather play my PS3 than depend on unreliable friends at times. Just wonderin if anyone knows what the feels like....

you'll be like "ps3 who?"

Symphonycometh

lol. Awesome.

[QUOTE="shroom76"]

wait till you have sex with a girl. its fantastic!

you'll be like "ps3 who?"

Symphonycometh

lol. Awesome.

Yeah, I have a GF, I don't have woman issues. Why do people think video game addiction and woman issues go hand in hand? I'm a normal guy, I just would rather play my PS3 than depend on unreliable friends at times. Just wonderin if anyone knows what the feels like....

[QUOTE="Symphonycometh"][QUOTE="shroom76"]

wait till you have sex with a girl. its fantastic!

you'll be like "ps3 who?"

kevinlamar

lol. Awesome.

Yeah, I have a GF, I don't have woman issues. Why do people think video game addiction and woman issues go hand in hand? I'm a normal guy, I just would rather play my PS3 than depend on unreliable friends at times. Just wonderin if anyone knows what the feels like....

Funnies aside, I can halfwhat debate that. Friends are only unreliable if you have a billion casual friends.

(Which is why I don't have any casual friends...Just the true ones. :twisted:*)

420token420 i understand wat ur sayin. u meant wat vyse said was the best statement made all night lol.urio1

A long time ago, a year ago, you used to be pretty new to me...but now you're among my favorite members of Gamespot! :P

That and 100 other people. :|

[QUOTE="urio1"]420token420 i understand wat ur sayin. u meant wat vyse said was the best statement made all night lol.Symphonycometh

A long time ago, a year ago, you used to be pretty new to me...but now you're among my favorite members of Gamespot! :P

That and 100 other people. :|

omg thanks i feel sooo happy lol it really has been a year now huh... jeez where does the time go my friend??