You wake up as Kratos...

[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

Who's Kratos? :?

MagicalMafiaMan

Proceed to bang some really odd-looking women.

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Yeah uhm... I've never played GOW before, anything else about GOW is news to me.

dress like a normal person and post on gamespot forums..oh wait ive said to much :shock:

How many heads can I rip off in 30 seconds?

I'd compare myself to Bayonetta.

dress like a normal person and post on gamespot forums..oh wait ive said to much :shock:

How many heads can I rip off in 30 seconds?

Joker1232003

I'd go down, eat breakfeast normally. After that i would go kill zeus, dive out of the TV and kill the devs for taking SO LONG to release it XD

I would come the realization that I'm very sick and probably in a hospital bed somewhere while I'm wandering in this delusion lol

KILL THE EX GIRLFRIEND

Your eyes open slowly and look down at your body. Your half naked and your skin is white as ash. You are Kratos. Your wife/sister/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/brother calls you down for breakfast..........what do you do? This thread may seem utterly useless but trust me.......it...may..have some kind of.............................use. Actually no, this thread is only here because a little kid is bored out of his socks:(MagicalMafiaMan

Look For the Hottest Girls.

Look for tha Most Hated.

Look for the Cops :evil:

[QUOTE="Furi-Kun"]

Who's Kratos? :?

MagicalMafiaMan

I'd go down, eat breakfeast normally. After that i would go kill zeus, dive out of the TV and kill the devs for taking SO LONG to release it XD

Scrotous

Me-"what do you want mortals"
Mom-"your breakfeast is ready"
Me"No Time i must spill the blood of my enemies"
Mom-"Not until you eat your breakfeast"
Me-"But mom"
Mom-"No buts now eat your breakfeast"
Me-"Dammit even as the god of war i still cant do nothing"
Mom-"WHAT DID YOU SAY"
Me-"Nothing mom"
Mom-"Your swearing again arent you"
Me-"No mom im not"
Mom-"Thats it your grounded"
Me-:cry:

Probaby kill myself, never liked kratos.....oh my god shock horror throw a molotov at him he doesn't like kratos!

gotta get those red orbs!funsohng

Dang Skittles, I can never get all of them.

hell this thread is awesome dude :D

i'd go down stairs and kill them all and rape my GF while she's dead.......say i'm sick....AND IL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!

fize4ever

put some butter on my bread using the blades of chaos :D !!!! awsome

I'd have some bacon and eggs. Thank everyone for breakfast. Go to my Sensitivity Class.

Let out a battle cry followed by "I AM TEH GOD OF WAR!!!!" and rampage towards the White House.

If I woke up as Kratos, I would kill the God who failed me............................Jesus.

If he really exists, then does he allow children to go hungry, good people to die, or Gordon Freeman to be leading in the Greatest Hero contest?

Proceed with self loathing and attempt to kill myself. I freaking hate Kratos. raven_squad

Find my school bully and chop him in half :P

Kratos wears a cute mini-skirt. I can see his undies.

I would fly down the stairs using Icarus's wings, then use my Blade of Chaos to snatch a piece of toast from arcoss the room and use my other Blade of Chaos to butter my toast. After all that I would make love to my wife to regain some health, then go to the garage and climb up an Ogres back and stab him in the shoulders and take him for a ride to work.

ItsBriskBaby

I'd probably try and make a professional football and/or basketball team.

I'm pretty sure Kratos would be some heck of a linebacker.

F*** S*** UP

and eat Chuck Norris.

I would eat my breakfeast, then take my GF for a nice walk around the park, pet sum cerberous puppies, buy sum icecream from a cyclops. Then have my ex gf medusa see us, and give us the evil eye... so I would rip her head off, and give it to sum nice children so they can play with it. Then have that punk Zeus from accounting try to steal my ideas again... so I chase him up sum massive mountain...

I would realize that I am late to college and that I might miss the lecture about string-theory which I would die (hehe) to see :PuRan_Ehr

I'd take a shower.