Here's what I've realized the cycle is for "new generation Sonic fans."
Watch Sonic X on TV and say "wow, that's a cool show!" (similar responses to Pokemon and all other "kids battling magical 'things'" based shows that populate the 4Kids network)
Buy whatever Sonic game they found for their PS2. If they had a Gamecube, at least they got to play the two ported Adventure titles or hopefully the Sonic Mega Collection but in many cases their first was either Heroes or God save us Shadow the Hedgehog but as I said those who get a boner over Shadow's game only liked it because it was a shooter rated E10 meaning their parents would buy it for them as long as they didn't hear Shadow say "damn" because remember kids, it's perfectly fine to shoot people as long as you don't have sex or use potty mouth.
Start looking up Sonic online and find out there's a lot of games out there they haven't tried and hopefully seek out some of the better handheld adventures. Eventually learn that Sonic was once a lot more popular than he is now. And it always pleases me when I come across younger fans who discovered either the comics or SatAM (too bad there's no reruns of it on TV) and discovered what Sonic's like with stories that are actually well thought out.
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Go onto board and get merciless flamed by me and others for gushing over crappy games and defending said crap is not crap. Find other unions with the more insane devotees, become a furrie and spend the rest of their days writing sexually explicit Sonic fanfiction and writing poorly spelled, fanboy blogs about all "teh biaz frm critcz." At the same time perfecting their fancharacter (aka pallet swap of Sonic with stupid clothes). Continue to make insanely long explinations as to why said game is the way it is when people ask "why would Sonic drive a car?" or "why would Sonic use a sword?" And only come off more insane in your logic in trying to explain what shouldn't exist in the first place.
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Reach the age of 17, get exposed to some decent M rated games and realize there's more to gaming than medicore games with a fuzzy blue hedgehog. Realize you still kind of liked said game but realize that it might not have been as good as you thought it was when you went back and played it a few years later.
I used to think Bubsy on the SNES was a good game. Boy was I a stupid kid back then. At least back then I was smart enough to know that Mario is Missing was a crappy geography lesson disguised as a Mario game.
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