360 Is like the Easy Girl.. PS3 is like the Girl that makes you wait

I have seen many comparrisons of 360/PS3 with food and cars.. But here is a different one. To me both systems are kind of like girls.. Some girls are Easy and others are respectable that make you wait. the PS3 and 360 are a lot like that.. To me the 360 is like the Easy girl, MS doesnt make gamers wait for any of the good games and you hardly see delays with 360 games, but once MS releases thos games so fast its like the gamers dont appreciate them as much because a month later you are already hearing some gamers complain that those games are already boring.. Kind of like the Easy girl, the easy girl doesnt make you wait for the "goods" sure the activities are fun while its happening but afterwards your just sitting there losing interest in that girl.

The PS3 on the other hand is the respectable girl, not releasing the big name games right away all within 2 years, keeping gamers wanting more and when those games are finally released gamers have more respect and appreciation for them. Like Girls that make you wait, maybe at first you get really frustrated because the girl isnt really giving any action, but in the end you will respect her a lot more when she does give action and really want to keep her.. Thats how i see the console wars..

ChristopherM80

If anything the PS3 is like a she-male. You thought you got this killer babe, but what you actually got was a dude.

[QUOTE="Demetri_OS"]If the 360 is the easy girl, and the PS3 is the girl that makes you wait,.... what does that make the Wii??Kekira

The little girl. j/k

"Then the ps3 is like a very fat girl...She just sits in the sofa all day,does nothing but eat ice cream."

this thread cracks me up.

wait wait wait, the TC the comparing an inanimate objects to a women.

videogame systems are nothing more than consumer products bought for entertainment. are you saying the same thing about women?

this is a new low for system wars and cows......

But they both get dumped eventually right? Is that where this is going?

So is the Wii a dude in this analogy?

I have seen many comparrisons of 360/PS3 with food and cars.. But here is a different one. To me both systems are kind of like girls.. Some girls are Easy and others are respectable that make you wait. the PS3 and 360 are a lot like that.. To me the 360 is like the Easy girl, MS doesnt make gamers wait for any of the good games and you hardly see delays with 360 games, but once MS releases thos games so fast its like the gamers dont appreciate them as much because a month later you are already hearing some gamers complain that those games are already boring.. Kind of like the Easy girl, the easy girl doesnt make you wait for the "goods" sure the activities are fun while its happening but afterwards your just sitting there losing interest in that girl.

The PS3 on the other hand is the respectable girl, not releasing the big name games right away all within 2 years, keeping gamers wanting more and when those games are finally released gamers have more respect and appreciation for them. Like Girls that make you wait, maybe at first you get really frustrated because the girl isnt really giving any action, but in the end you will respect her a lot more when she does give action and really want to keep her.. Thats how i see the console wars..

ChristopherM80

Only a kid that with come up with such a stupid analogy. Let me guess you've never been with a real girl yet have you?

I got an idea.....go out and actually talk to real girls. Take them out on dates, kiss one for the 1st time and then come here and try this onemore time.

This is without a doubt the dumbest thread I've read in some time.

[QUOTE="ChristopherM80"]

I have seen many comparrisons of 360/PS3 with food and cars.. But here is a different one. To me both systems are kind of like girls.. Some girls are Easy and others are respectable that make you wait. the PS3 and 360 are a lot like that.. To me the 360 is like the Easy girl, MS doesnt make gamers wait for any of the good games and you hardly see delays with 360 games, but once MS releases thos games so fast its like the gamers dont appreciate them as much because a month later you are already hearing some gamers complain that those games are already boring.. Kind of like the Easy girl, the easy girl doesnt make you wait for the "goods" sure the activities are fun while its happening but afterwards your just sitting there losing interest in that girl.

The PS3 on the other hand is the respectable girl, not releasing the big name games right away all within 2 years, keeping gamers wanting more and when those games are finally released gamers have more respect and appreciation for them. Like Girls that make you wait, maybe at first you get really frustrated because the girl isnt really giving any action, but in the end you will respect her a lot more when she does give action and really want to keep her.. Thats how i see the console wars..

kingtito

Only a kid that with come up with such a stupid analogy. Let me guess you've never been with a real girl yet have you?

I got an idea.....go out and actually talk to real girls. Take them out on dates, kiss one for the 1st time and then come here and try this onemore time.

This is without a doubt the dumbest thread I've read in some time.

LOL, it's not that big of a deal. There's always some dude who comes in and ruins the fun saying things like, "Grow up" or "Get a real girl". We are mostly dudes here and it's ok to have some mindless fun.

A real man knows that it's ok (not saying that you aren't a real man). I came up with some analogies. I guess I'm a kid that doesn't get with any real girls :cry:.

Pvssy is Pvssy

Medic_B

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Synthetic_NinJI

ROFL this thread is hilarious

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Synthetic_NinJI

haha shownt for some money hungry spuse

I have seen many comparrisons of 360/PS3 with food and cars.. But here is a different one. To me both systems are kind of like girls.. Some girls are Easy and others are respectable that make you wait. the PS3 and 360 are a lot like that.. To me the 360 is like the Easy girl, MS doesnt make gamers wait for any of the good games and you hardly see delays with 360 games, but once MS releases thos games so fast its like the gamers dont appreciate them as much because a month later you are already hearing some gamers complain that those games are already boring.. Kind of like the Easy girl, the easy girl doesnt make you wait for the "goods" sure the activities are fun while its happening but afterwards your just sitting there losing interest in that girl.

The PS3 on the other hand is the respectable girl, not releasing the big name games right away all within 2 years, keeping gamers wanting more and when those games are finally released gamers have more respect and appreciation for them. Like Girls that make you wait, maybe at first you get really frustrated because the girl isnt really giving any action, but in the end you will respect her a lot more when she does give action and really want to keep her.. Thats how i see the console wars..

ChristopherM80

Great compariosn, if I thought of a gaming console as anything more than an inanimate object bought for the sole purpose of bringing me joy. Since I don't, it doesn't really work to well for me.

[QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a wasted beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

AdmiralDan

True that. Atleast with the respectable girl she will deliver at some point. She won't keep saying "next week" and then delay the action over and over.

That's funny. You're sitting here telling us how she's making you wait, all the while she's got her hands in your lap.

The wait is over, homes. Don't be scurrrrred.

[QUOTE="blackace"][QUOTE="Synthetic_NinJI"]

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

TREAL_Since

That's a good comparison.

The XBox 360 is like a girl who gives you the quality goods immediately. There's no waiting and you know you put your money to good use.

Also known as a hooker :P.

lol

I hate girls that make me wait, thats a waste of beer and money and a good weekend.

The PS3 is the type of girl that lies and cheats on you for all your money, much like a gold digger :)

Synthetic_NinJI

Wasting Beer and Money? I never spend money on girls I'm dating, maybe every once in a while, but never often. :P

The 360 is like the girl that delivers everyday and it is good..the ps3 meanwhile is like a tease who makes you wait ends up making you go why the heck did I wait this long for this crap...

good thing consoles can't get herpes.Hewkii

Good thing consoles can't GIVE herpes, or I'd be screwed...

Are you saying that cows are all a bunch of virgins?pins_basic

lol Cows are a bunch of undersexed virgens, whojust watch there incrediably fat girl sit around and have quick meaningless foreplay (heavanly sword) terrible make outs were they cant control there tongues (lair) and are being told to ''just wait''

the Wiis are haveing premature sex with alot of hand movment (montion senseing hand jobs) most of wich is terrible, (lack of good games) and just made it to third base (SMG)

and lemmings are having hardcore BDSM with lots chainsaws and gravity hammers, shooting off regulary then only to find that there girl has had heatstroke and needs to go to hospital (RROD)

I have seen many comparrisons of 360/PS3 with food and cars.. But here is a different one. To me both systems are kind of like girls.. Some girls are Easy and others are respectable that make you wait. the PS3 and 360 are a lot like that.. To me the 360 is like the Easy girl, MS doesnt make gamers wait for any of the good games and you hardly see delays with 360 games, but once MS releases thos games so fast its like the gamers dont appreciate them as much because a month later you are already hearing some gamers complain that those games are already boring.. Kind of like the Easy girl, the easy girl doesnt make you wait for the "goods" sure the activities are fun while its happening but afterwards your just sitting there losing interest in that girl.

The PS3 on the other hand is the respectable girl, not releasing the big name games right away all within 2 years, keeping gamers wanting more and when those games are finally released gamers have more respect and appreciation for them. Like Girls that make you wait, maybe at first you get really frustrated because the girl isnt really giving any action, but in the end you will respect her a lot more when she does give action and really want to keep her.. Thats how i see the console wars..

ChristopherM80

I'm not interested in getting married and having a family, I'm interested in playing the field and having fun. With that being said, I'll date the Playstation 3 when she's ready to put out.

I like an easy girl. A girl thats easy to talk to, easy to understand, easy to please, easy to please you, very easy going. In my opinion thats better than a girl that makes you wait. Its like just when you thought everything is going good and you're thinking everything is going right, the PS3 makes you wait. Giving you blu balls.