Another Bad Bioshock review 7.5!!!

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#101 jbeen
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Ok. we get it, its a joke, now /thread.
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#102 SpruceCaboose
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Something Awful, often abbreviated to SA, is a comedyblog housing a wide variety of content, including feature articles, digitally edited pictures, and humorous media reviews.

Look it up before believing junk you read! If you believe SA, you must think 4chan is a wealth of knowledge.

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#103 Kestastrophe
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TC selfowned himself by taking the site that came up with swap.avi seriously
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#104 rykaziel
Member since 2003 • 1149 Posts

Lol, that was funny.

"An experienced player will beat this game in 6 hours, 4 if they take their time."

And I'm still laughing at everybody taking this seriously.

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#105 musicalmac  Moderator
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Something Awful, often abbreviated to SA, is a comedyblog housing a wide variety of content, including feature articles, digitally edited pictures, and humorous media reviews.

Look it up before believing junk you read! If you believe SA, you must think 4chan is a wealth of knowledge.

SpruceCaboose
:lol: Yes, this does it. I konw the thread is over, I just had to give props for someone pointing out the blatantly obvious.
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#106 GoodkupoBan
Member since 2006 • 646 Posts

Not sure if it has been posted already but,

http://www.sonydefenseforce.com/?p=83#comments

lol

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#107 TyrantDragon55
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[QUOTE="Not-A-Stalker"]

"until the superior PlayStation 3 version hits stores next Spring with new content and features."

Are you kidding me? :lol:

R-Dot-Yung

He states in the review that the PS3 has a version coming

wtf is this crap, hahaha, this is like a joke review, a 12 yr old cow wrote it

That's exactly what it is, and you fell for it.

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#108 Maverick_Chaos1
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Oh right, I neglected to see that the site was SA.

Damn

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#109 shoeman12
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lol. they only scored it low because its not on the ps3. thats what cows do when lemmings get better games, call them crap.
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#110 nintendo_fan675
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He's just jealous that it's not on the PS3
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#111 Zturdn
Member since 2007 • 79 Posts

Now i happen to agree with this score and i own a 360.

"At the end of the day Bioshock is not the definitive sequel to System Shock that we have been waiting for, that is, until the superior PlayStation 3 version hits stores next Spring with new content and features."

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/truth-media-reviews/truthmedia-bioshock-review.php?page=2

ParadiddleFill

Uhh.. what about all the high reviews from MAJOR sites like IGN and such, it's all sound 9, 9,5 10 5/5. And then you go ahead and listen to some idiot blogger that seems to never have even played the game.

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#112 Chaos_HL21
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I found it to be great. At first I was thinking what the heck, but then read some of the other Truth Media reviews, like the Final Fantasy X one where they said moggles are from Harry Potter, and called Tidus a Summoner mage. Also reading their 'real' reveiw. I just can't wait to read the flames they get.

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#113 agentfred
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I can't speak for the 360 version, but the pc version is one of the best games I've ever played. Giving bioshock anything less than a 9.5 is cutting it short.
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#114 -L-U-I-S-
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Gee, My dad was right. Opinions are like rear ends. Everyone has one, and some of them stink.jbeen

:lol: ROFL I agree with that one.

The site is not even known and also he mentions a non-existant PS3 version which 2K denied and even if it did exist we cant confirm if it would have had extra stuff, then again the version is non-existant. Stupid review

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#115 TyrantDragon55
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I can't believe how many people are taking this review seriously. It's a joke, they're doing it to get a reaction out of you so they can point and laugh at you when you send them hate mail.
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#116 terdoo
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"until the superior PlayStation 3 version hits stores next Spring with new content and features."

Are you kidding me? :lol:

Not-A-Stalker

Definitly a cow wrote that.

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#117 renger6002
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Are you sure it's not from something like "Sony protection army?"

sexy_chimp

it was actually called something else, but it was a PS3 fansite

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#118 DA_B0MB
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There will always be idiots in this world.
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#120 astor47
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"While the PC visuals are okay, they come at a price however. Because of the game's extensive water and shader effects, PC users will require a video card capable of Shader Model 3.0 and DirectX 10. These video cards often cost more than a single Xbox 360 and don't deliver visuals nearly as crisp. It's just not a smart buy."

Oh my god, this guy has absolutely no idea about PCs, I really want to think the review is a joke, seriously...

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#121 3picuri3
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he lost credibility when he mentioned ai not running for water when lit on fire, i mustve used that fire then to water + shock technique bout 50 times in the game thats seriously stupid if he would mention something like that when you can do it in the game...plus overall the ai is greatblues3531

that and every time i've set someone on fire and water is close they WILL put their burning self out.

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#122 blue_hazy_basic  Moderator
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Did. . . anyone realize it was Something Awful? I might be a bit rusty but I'm pretty sure the site is about jokes and fake things.AncientDozer

YES! its been posted about 30 times in this thread thats its a spoof review meant to get people to flame so they can print them and laugh at the fanboys. unfortunately too many people don't bother past the first post :roll:

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#123 mathew952
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  1. If you have a 360, did you download the Demo? Did you play it?
  2. If you own a 360, wouldn't it be to your advantage for it be good?
  3. Since when was 7.5 bad? it's not great, but its still good
  4. It isn't going to PS3
  5. Even if it was, almost every PS3 port is inferior
  6. Game Rankings
  7. Well if You don't like it, don't buy It.
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#124 stick-up-my-bun
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wow lol that review wasnt biased:roll: