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Bulletstorm shows that reviewers are paid off.

dj_pulserfan · 2011-02-23 10:34:43

Every single line of dialog in this game is forced and the Profanity is used in a way that makes every single character seem like a 5 year old foreign kid that barely knows what the words mean. Lines such as 'Don't come any closer or I'll kill your dicks.' only continue to prove my point.While I think certain aspects of the gameplay may be fun but at many parts, the action feels like it doesn't go as far as it could have. It also tries to weave some kind of story which isn't anywhere near interesting with an environment that Games like this should provide the player with diverse environments and crazy outlandish places.It tries to be funny, it really does and all their attempts at joke remind me of Spider-Man without the intentional corniness To sum it up, Bulletstorm is just 'average' and it has maybe three or four hours worth of solid enjoyment then after that is nothing more than artificial game lengthening. So, unless you're a 10 year old who laughs at curse words I'd avoid this game.But the same thing is said about Gears of War and yet, it receives 9's across the board from all major reviewers. When in reality, both Gears and Bulletstorm are the same, souless and generic shooters to ever grace the video game market.