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#1 themaxattack21
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Does anyone think Chuck Norris should get his own game? It could be like an action adventure based on Walker Texas Ranger

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#2 CannedWorms
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No, because Chuck Norris is the biggest fad in existance.

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#3 funsohng
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no it will create a mega black hole of super epicness that the universe cannot handle which will bring the end of the time
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#4 dragonfly110
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no because it would be only 2 seconds long, no bad guy can face the awesome power of chuck norris.

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#5 10thwonder
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We'll have to wait for the next disk format, all his awesomeness can't even fit on Blu-ray.

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#6 GKSJoe
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no, as there would only be one button: round house kick
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#7 GKSJoe
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oh god just relised that this thred is going to become a Norris praise thred, I'm out.
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#8 pecan50
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Does anyone think Chuck Norris should get his own game? It could be like an action adventure based on Walker Texas Ranger

themaxattack21

No, because no one could win if they fought Chuck :D

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#9 Baranga
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I'd rather have a Samuel L. Jackson game, something along the lines of Samuel L. Jackson is... SHOOTING PEOPLE IN THE FACE.

And on the cover there's Sam and a dialogue bubble that says "female dog".

Yay, no Photoshop installed >_>

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#10 themaxattack21
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you have a point but what if the enemy was Mr.T

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#11 dragonfly110
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you have a point but what if the enemy was Mr.T

themaxattack21

if it were on 360 the consolewould go RROD

on PS3 the console would go YLOD

on wii...it would just melt.

that amount of awesomness cant be held onto one disc.

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#12 thriteenthmonke
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He did :Chuck Norris Superkicks for the Atari 2600.
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#13 themaxattack21
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we'd need titanium discs

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#14 LP4EVA2005
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i dont get why does everyone praise chuck norris?..he sucks
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#15 themaxattack21
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVER

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#16 Communistsheep
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microsoft. would be forced to make a super computer that can withstand forces of up to 9000G and it would cost so much to make it that it would make bill gates cry.

Graphics would be so hardcore that it wipes it's ass with crysis graphics on high setting.

It would need more oil in entire Saudi Arabia and Norway alike to just keep it running for a week.

The graphics will be so realistic that you will feel the roundhouse kick.

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#17 ArisShadows
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Seriously Chuck Norris is overrated.
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#18 Communistsheep
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[QUOTE="themaxattack21"]

you have a point but what if the enemy was Mr.T

dragonfly110

if it were on 360 the consolewould go RROD

on PS3 the console would go YLOD

on wii...it would just melt.

that amount of awesomness cant be held onto one disc.

the 360 would Explode. The ps3 would just shatter into pieces. The wii would turn into a pile of flaming poo.
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#19 RawDeal_basic
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Why is this in system wars?

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#20 Cherokee_Jack
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He did :Chuck Norris Superkicks for the Atari 2600.thriteenthmonke
That's what I came in here to say. And really, guys, stop referencing Chuck Norris. That whole thing is over.
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#21 themaxattack21
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Why is this in system wars?

RawDeal_basic
dont ask me i just thought it would be a good idea
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#22 themaxattack21
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[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"]He did :Chuck Norris Superkicks for the Atari 2600.Cherokee_Jack
That's what I came in here to say. And really, guys, stop referencing Chuck Norris. That whole thing is over.

you know what your right uhhh im outta here
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#23 10thwonder
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MS or Sony haven't come out and said anything, but when a system RROD's or YLOD's they send it to Chuck Norris who simply stares at them intensely and they fix themselves.

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#24 Communistsheep
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Seriously Chuck Norris is overrated.ArisShadows

BLASPHEMY.

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#25 ArisShadows
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]Seriously Chuck Norris is overrated.Communistsheep

BLASPHEMY.

And this is why, this meme needs to die.
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#26 Communistsheep
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[QUOTE="Communistsheep"]

[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]Seriously Chuck Norris is overrated.ArisShadows

BLASPHEMY.

And this is why, this meme needs to die.

It will never die. chuck norris will never die. God is overrated this guy is cool.

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#27 Cherokee_Jack
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]Seriously Chuck Norris is overrated.Communistsheep

BLASPHEMY.

You know what? Mr. T was always way funnier than Chuck Norris. And even he's getting old now.

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#28 Communistsheep
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[QUOTE="Communistsheep"]

[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]Seriously Chuck Norris is overrated.Cherokee_Jack

BLASPHEMY.

You know what? Mr. T was always way funnier than Chuck Norris. And even he's getting old now.

Nothing beats chuck norris.
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#29 MetroidPrimePwn
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To all those saying Chuck Norris could beat anyone, I'd just like to point something out:

Jack Bauer.

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#30 Communistsheep
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To all those saying Chuck Norris could beat anyone, I'd just like to point something out:

Jack Bauer.

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Jack bauer can't even handle a soldier. Chuck norris would just punch a soldier with his beard of pure awesome.
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#31 Sully28
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The people baging on chuch norris being overrated and everything need to seriously relax, its just a good time, if you dont think its funny just leave the thread, dont have to fill every thread with teenage angst like most of the other threads on this board.

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#32 Communistsheep
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The people baging on chuch norris being overrated and everything need to seriously relax, its just a good time, if you dont think its funny just leave the thread, dont have to fill every thread with teenage angst like most of the other threads on this board.

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^ This
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#33 Panther501
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He did come out with his own game. I don't remember what it was called but it was in one of AVGN's reviews.

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#34 guitarheroF22
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chuck norris sucks.

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#35 JangoWuzHere
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http://www.gamespot.com/c64/action/chucknorris/index.html?tag=result;title;0

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#36 santoron
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Here you go Norris fans:

http://infinitylabs.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/s_ChuckNorrisSuperkicks_2.png

The ultimate Norris trainer: Superkicks!

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#37 MizFitAwesome
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http://www.gamespot.com/584627

http://www.giantbomb.com/chuck-norris/72-89649/

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#38 Communistsheep
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Gamespot can't even rate the game, chuck norris uses MGS4 as toilet paper.

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#39 nhh18
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Chuck Norris can beat his game in less than 1 second.

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#40 Timmeus
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A Chuck Norris video game would require the combined efforts of every super computer, PC, game console, cell phone and waffle iron on the planet just to render the title screen.

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#41 LT_Snake
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Chuck norris' x360 fears to RROD

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#42 skanjos
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in case someone doesnt know chuck norris has another game in mobiles by gameloft i think

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#43 Longcat2
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No, because it would even further the constant over-use of lame and tired Chuck Norris jokes (as evidenced in this thread).

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#44 JonnyEarthquake
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Chuck Norris doesn`t play games, games play for him.

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#45 gingerdivid
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He should be in SSB4..

Norris KWICK!

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#46 Arbiterisl33t69
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No, since the game will summon thousands of chuck norris praise threads with an unbeilevable amount of crappy chuck norris jokes. Oh,
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#47 Communistsheep
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No, because it would even further the constant over-use of lame and tired Chuck Norris jokes (as evidenced in this thread).

Longcat2
Teenage angst much? Anyways, you just can't accept the awesomeness of chuck norris.
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#48 Longcat2
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[QUOTE="Longcat2"]

No, because it would even further the constant over-use of lame and tired Chuck Norris jokes (as evidenced in this thread).

Communistsheep

Teenage angst much? Anyways, you just can't accept the awesomeness of chuck norris.

Butthurt much?

You can't accept how incredibly lame Chuck Norris jokes have become. They were once funny, but people like you have killed them.

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#49 rogerjak
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no, as there would only be one button: round house kickGKSJoe
best responce.

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#50 kolkov01
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Chuck norris' x360 fears to RROD

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every RROD lives in fear of the 33% chance of Chuck Norris