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#1 trakem
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This is a thread comparing consoles to animals. This is NOT a thread comparing people (or anything living for that matter) to animals or anything else. Please keep this in mind when responding.

Xbox 360 - Lizzard. Much like a Lizzard can't decide what color it is, the Xbox 360 can't really decide if it's a PC, console or communications device.

Wii - Weasel. Much like a weasel, the Wii is a very strange tiny thing.

PS3 - Walrus. Much like a walrus the PS3 is a big heavy object.

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#2 Tony-Harrison
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Wii - The Shrew. Arms in short, then in with the claw.
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#3 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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PS3= Fish all it does is flop
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#4 crunchUK
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xbox360 is a bush... it's green, green, green, green.

ps3 is a zebra... but when tyou get near it it stinks.

wii is a hamster. it's cute and all, but you sometimes forgret about it

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#5 crunchUK
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xbox360 is a bush... it's green, green, green, green.

ps3 is a zebra... but when tyou get near it it stinks.

wii is a hamster. it's cute and all, but you sometimes forgret about it

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#6 st1ka
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This is a thread comparing consoles to animals. This is NOT a thread comparing people (or anything living for that matter) to animals or anything else. Please keep this in mind when responding.

Xbox 360 - Lizzard. Much like a Lizzard can't decide what color it is, the Xbox 360 can't really decide if it's a PC, console or communications device.

Wii - Weasel. Much like a weasel, the Wii is a very strangle tiny thing.

PS3 - Walrus. Much like a walrus the PS3 is a big heavy object.

trakem

that sounds more like the PS3, it can't decide if its a media device or a gaming machine

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Xbox 360 is a goldfish, it will inevitably die and inevitably soon

Wii is like a chipmunk, the novelty wears off after half a day and you decide to stick it in the microwave because its more fun that way

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#8 Tony-Harrison
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that sounds more like the PS3, it can't decide if its a media device or a gaming machine st1ka

I miss the old Sony. :(

Playstation 3 - Bird. It evolved from a Dinosaur, but now it eat worms.

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#9 hongkingkong
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[QUOTE="trakem"]

This is a thread comparing consoles to animals. This is NOT a thread comparing people (or anything living for that matter) to animals or anything else. Please keep this in mind when responding.

Xbox 360 - Lizzard. Much like a Lizzard can't decide what color it is, the Xbox 360 can't really decide if it's a PC, console or communications device.

Wii - Weasel. Much like a weasel, the Wii is a very strangle tiny thing.

PS3 - Walrus. Much like a walrus the PS3 is a big heavy object.

st1ka

that sounds more like the PS3, it can't decide if its a media device or a gaming machine

pfft if that were actually true ps3 is doing a pretty bad job at living up to its own analogy. I'd say 360 is far better at the media stuff, just cus ps3 has a blu-ray player doesn't make everything else good.

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#10 st1ka
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[QUOTE="st1ka"][QUOTE="trakem"]

This is a thread comparing consoles to animals. This is NOT a thread comparing people (or anything living for that matter) to animals or anything else. Please keep this in mind when responding.

Xbox 360 - Lizzard. Much like a Lizzard can't decide what color it is, the Xbox 360 can't really decide if it's a PC, console or communications device.

Wii - Weasel. Much like a weasel, the Wii is a very strangle tiny thing.

PS3 - Walrus. Much like a walrus the PS3 is a big heavy object.

hongkingkong

that sounds more like the PS3, it can't decide if its a media device or a gaming machine

pfft if that were actually true ps3 is doing a pretty bad job at living up to its own analogy. I'd say 360 is far better at the media stuff, just cus ps3 has a blu-ray player doesn't make everything else good.

never said it did

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Wii - Weasel. Much like a weasel, the Wii is a very strangle tiny thing.trakem
Strangle? Wut?
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#12 Ze_ALEX
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[QUOTE="trakem"]

This is a thread comparing consoles to animals. This is NOT a thread comparing people (or anything living for that matter) to animals or anything else. Please keep this in mind when responding.

Xbox 360 - Lizzard. Much like a Lizzard can't decide what color it is, the Xbox 360 can't really decide if it's a PC, console or communications device.

Wii - Weasel. Much like a weasel, the Wii is a very strangle tiny thing.

PS3 - Walrus. Much like a walrus the PS3 is a big heavy object.

st1ka

that sounds more like the PS3, it can't decide if its a media device or a gaming machine

and we have the correct answer.

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#13 trakem
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[QUOTE="trakem"]Wii - Weasel. Much like a weasel, the Wii is a very strangle tiny thing.air_wolf_cubed
Strangle? Wut?

Oops. It was supposed to be strange. Thanks for catching my typo.