Consoles if they were guns.

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#1 ras2009
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I found this on a site thought i'de share.. www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=37336
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#2 GTR2addict
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NONONONONNONONO they are all wrong the PS3 is the XM8, a gun famous for overheating, therefore, its the 360 which matches it, 2nd the M4 is much more reliable, but has its flaws, therefore its the PS3... and WTF at the wii gun
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#3 Parasomniac
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#4 zassimick  Moderator
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I think the Wii is a water gun, the 360 is a nerf gun and the PS3 is a cap gun.

And I would comment on what the guns were in the link, but the page isn't loading up for me. :(

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#5 Synthetic_NinJI
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Xbox 360: M4 PS3: AK 74 Wii: Super Soka 9000
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#6 XturnalS
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I agree completely with those choices
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#7 Toriko42
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Haha Perfect! I love my Big Mac but sometimes I could go for a whopper
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#8 habkeinbock
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stop dreaming people !

the ps3 gun is a blue ray player

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/463/reallq0.jpg

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#9 GabeBlack
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the XM8 never made it to production. It failed to launch.
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#10 TenP
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The Xbox 360 would be a rifle with no addons, that's known to get jammed.

The PS3 would be a rifle with all the addons that is slightly less powerful that the 360 rifle but doesn't get jammed.

The Wii would be a squirt gun.

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#11 habkeinbock
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The Xbox 360 would be a rifle with no addons, that's known to get jammed.

The PS3 would be a rifle with all the addons that is slightly less powerful that the 360 rifle but doesn't get jammed.

The Wii would be a squirt gun.

TenP

or maybe just this ?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/463/reallq0.jpg

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#12 Ares84G
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That's the most accurate habkeinbock!!!! we have a winner!!
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#13 xxyetixx
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the gun from Beverly Hills Cop 3 would be the PS3 does everything but not that practical

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#14 xxyetixx
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oh and the BFG would be the 360 blows everything else out of the water:D

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#15 mariokart64fan
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wii=rcp90 think about it it out does the competitionabilities to carry 2 ,

ps3 is a toy dart gun, you know with the red magnets ,

360 is a ar33 assult rifle,fully updated and all , no jams , you could carry two of them

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#16 habkeinbock
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oh and the BFG would be the 360 blows everything else out of the water:D

xxyetixx

it need a self destruction or it is not real !!!

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#17 JosamaBinEating
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oh and the BFG would be the 360 blows everything else out of the water:D

xxyetixx
You aren't allowed the BFG, DooM = PC. :P
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#18 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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The XM8 is deffinetly the ps3 I mean It was ovrhyped and failed to deliver in anyways possible :lol:

The 360 would be a Vietnam era M16 just because it breaks down on ya at the worst possible moment :P

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#19 aliblabla2007
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Xbxo 360:

http://www.armyproperty.com/Equipment-Info/Pictures/M4.jpg

Playstation 3:

http://homepage.mac.com/topcover/blog/images/XM8FinalVersion.jpg

Wii:

http://www.strata.com/gallery_images/2006115223521_large.jpg

PC:

http://www.cnc-i.net/files/media/tiberium_wars/concept_art/ion_cannon_firing.jpg

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#20 AAllxxjjnn
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Here's the PC.

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#21 acsguitar
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oh and the BFG would be the 360 blows everything else out of the water:D

xxyetixx
Um no the PC is the only console worthy of the BFG. BFG = PC
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#22 JosamaBinEating
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For some good natured humour: Family PC:  Gaming PC:
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#23 Fusible
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the XM8 never made it to production. It failed to launch.GabeBlack
Production did actually make it, just not mass produced if thats what you mean. 200+ were made, but funding for the program was denied by congress. But officially never launched is correct.
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#24 iam2green
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lols, i kind of agree with those.
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#25 Cherokee_Jack
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Here's the PC.

*Barrett*

AAllxxjjnn

Very good.

And the DS, of course, is this:

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#26 bethwo
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Wii - a really weak handgun

Xbox 360 - a rusty old assault rifle that jams often.

PS3 - an assault rifle that is as powerful as the Xbox 360, but works well and has a laser sight, flashlight, shotgun, greande launcher, sniper scope and silencer attatchments.

The PS3 would also use much larger clips (or magazines, not entirely sure what they're called) while the Xbox 360 and Wii would use the same sized ones.

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#27 WasntAvailable
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But what if the consoles were famous actors? That's much more fun.
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#28 jawslover
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[QUOTE="xxyetixx"]

oh and the BFG would be the 360 blows everything else out of the water:D

acsguitar

Um no the PC is the only console worthy of the BFG. BFG = PC

Doom 3??

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#29 AAllxxjjnn
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But what if the consoles were famous actors? That's much more fun. WasntAvailable

PC is Clint Eastwood.

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#30 JosamaBinEating
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Doesn't matter. DooM = PC, forever more. Just like Half Life is a PC originated franchise.
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#31 jawslover
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Xbox 360 is

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

chuck norris

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#32 swazidoughman
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Doesn't matter. DooM = PC, forever more. Just like Half Life is a PC originated franchise.JosamaBinEating

The BFG is also in Id's other game Quake..... also a game who's home is the PC :P

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#34 TheOrigin
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PS3= M82a1 Heavy hitters without as much ammunition as the 360. Although the ammunition may not be necessary. More costly

360=M16 Jams but is a fantastic all around rifle. Good gun for the money

Wii= Cap gun, just a toy and parents feel safe buying one for their kids. (jk consoles are just toys anyways)

PC= Varies from an M1 garand to a cruise missle.

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#35 Bigboi500
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If consoles were guns? Wii would be a BB gun, 360 and it's Siamese twin the PS3 would both be pellet guns.
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#36 naruto7777
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Ps3: M4 carbine 360:M16 Wii: water pistol
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#37 AAllxxjjnn
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Xbox 360 is CHUCK NORRIS!!!! jawslover
Clint Eastwood, would kick the living **** out of Chuck Norris's lame ass.
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#38 Lewisite
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The PS3 is Charles Bronson.

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#39 gamefan67
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The PS3 would be Mr. T The Wii would be Mr. Rogers.
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#40 sherlock99
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wow this is a stupid thread lol
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Only in America...
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reasons why...

Ps3 Lamborghini- Highest Price but you get your damn money's worth.

360 honda civic- cheap and can be upgraded with add-ons.

Wii....self explanatory...

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#43 AAllxxjjnn
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reasons why...

Ps3 Lamborghini- Highest Price but you get your damn money's worth.

360 honda civic- cheap and can be upgraded with add-ons.

Wii....self explanatory...

ReaperV7

Then the PC is the Batmobile:

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#44 Diviniuz
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PS3- Sniper Rifle 360-Assault Rifle Wii- Magnum Computer-Shotgun
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#45 Verge_6
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PS3- Enfield L85

A pretty fancy weapon, but alot of its more advanced, integrated features (interchangeable barrel for example) are hardly ever used by Her Majesty's infantry, and just add to the cost of an already pricey gun.

Xbox 360- Colt M16

A good, all-around weapon that's great for almost any situation that isn't in either extreme end of the combat spectrum (CQB and long-range sniping). The soldier using it can add what parts he sees fit to it (like the foregrip in the above photo) at his leisure. However, it isn't exactly the most reliable gun made.

Wii- Norinco Type 56 (this one can use some clarifying...)

A cheap, durable weapon that can be used by the young and old alike. However, it's very inaccurate, and doesn't have half of the quality as its Russian counterpart and predecessor, the AK-47/AKM (*cough* prior Nintendo consoles *cough*). The integrated bayonet is a unique feature, but for the most part it's just gimmicky and there is hardly ever a situation that calls for its use (See; waggle).

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#46 Cherokee_Jack
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^ Spot-on.
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#47 ch-ch-chaoguy
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Wii - a really weak handgun

Xbox 360 - a rusty old assault rifle that jams often.

PS3 - an assault rifle that is as powerful as the Xbox 360, but works well and has a laser sight, flashlight, shotgun, greande launcher, sniper scope and silencer attatchments.

The PS3 would also use much larger clips (or magazines, not entirely sure what they're called) while the Xbox 360 and Wii would use the same sized ones.

bethwo
Uhh... a shotgun is an attachment?
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#48 trentman7
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Verge_6 is the best so far IMO.
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#49 Verge_6
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[QUOTE="bethwo"]

Wii - a really weak handgun

Xbox 360 - a rusty old assault rifle that jams often.

PS3 - an assault rifle that is as powerful as the Xbox 360, but works well and has a laser sight, flashlight, shotgun, greande launcher, sniper scope and silencer attatchments.

The PS3 would also use much larger clips (or magazines, not entirely sure what they're called) while the Xbox 360 and Wii would use the same sized ones.

ch-ch-chaoguy
Uhh... a shotgun is an attachment?

Well...it is for a certain revolver. :P  The French LeMat had a secondary barrel below the main one that fired a 16-gauge shell. But, yeah, his comparison was awful.
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#50 ch-ch-chaoguy
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reasons why...

Ps3 Lamborghini- Highest Price but you get your damn money's worth.

360 honda civic- cheap and can be upgraded with add-ons.

Wii....self explanatory...

ReaperV7
The Honda Civic looks like its made out of the same material as the fisher price toy.