Consoles if they were guns.

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#51 ras2009
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haha, Reaperv7and Verge_6's where the best.
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#52 Huff
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[QUOTE="bethwo"]

Wii - a really weak handgun

Xbox 360 - a rusty old assault rifle that jams often.

PS3 - an assault rifle that is as powerful as the Xbox 360, but works well and has a laser sight, flashlight, shotgun, greande launcher, sniper scope and silencer attatchments.

The PS3 would also use much larger clips (or magazines, not entirely sure what they're called) while the Xbox 360 and Wii would use the same sized ones.

ch-ch-chaoguy

Uhh... a shotgun is an attachment?

http://www.remingtonmilitary.com/870mcs.htm

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#53 DealRogers
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[QUOTE="ch-ch-chaoguy"][QUOTE="bethwo"]

Wii - a really weak handgun

Xbox 360 - a rusty old assault rifle that jams often.

PS3 - an assault rifle that is as powerful as the Xbox 360, but works well and has a laser sight, flashlight, shotgun, greande launcher, sniper scope and silencer attatchments.

The PS3 would also use much larger clips (or magazines, not entirely sure what they're called) while the Xbox 360 and Wii would use the same sized ones.

Uhh... a shotgun is an attachment?

Yeah.
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#54 splinter-OP
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Oh come on, guns? Whats next, if consoles where spaceships?
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#55 Verge_6
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Oh come on, guns? splinter-OP
As demonstrated though, there are many ways in which consoles can be compared to firearms.
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#56 splinter-OP
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For some good natured humour: Family PC:  Gaming PC:  JosamaBinEating
Wouldn't that make gaming PC evil?

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That's a better analogie, very powerful but its cost to make it work and not everybody can unleash its full potential.

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#57 ras2009
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Oh come on, guns? Whats next, if consoles where spaceships?splinter-OP
Don't you think its better than a LulZ ma WiI ownZ thread?
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#58 Syferonik
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ps3=kalashnikof 360=AK47 Wii=water gun from WALMART
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#59 delta3074
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Here's the PC. AAllxxjjnn
that was a bad choice, it's an acuuracy international l96, i used them in the army (UK), they are acuurate but they have an annoying habit of trying to chamber 2 rounds at the same time, you should have used enfield enforcer .303, best sniper rifle ever made.
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#60 delta3074
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[QUOTE="Syferonik"]ps3=kalashnikof 360=AK47 Wii=water gun from WALMART

the kalashnikov and the AK47 are the same gun!
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#61 delta3074
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PS3- Enfield L85

A pretty fancy weapon, but alot of its more advanced, integrated features (interchangeable barrel for example) are hardly ever used by Her Majesty's infantry, and just add to the cost of an already pricey gun.

Xbox 360- Colt M16

A good, all-around weapon that's great for almost any situation that isn't in either extreme end of the combat spectrum (CQB and long-range sniping). The soldier using it can add what parts he sees fit to it (like the foregrip in the above photo) at his leisure. However, it isn't exactly the most reliable gun made.

Wii- Norinco Type 56 (this one can use some clarifying...)

A cheap, durable weapon that can be used by the young and old alike. However, it's very inaccurate, and doesn't have half of the quality as its Russian counterpart and predecessor, the AK-47/AKM (*cough* prior Nintendo consoles *cough*). The integrated bayonet is a unique feature, but for the most part it's just gimmicky and there is hardly ever a situation that calls for its use (See; waggle).

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you do know the enfield l85 (sa80) is one of the most unreliable rifles in the world! not a good choice for ps3.you where spot on by the way, the last rifle is indeed a chinese type 56 not an ak 47 you can tell by the folding bayonet (the type 56 was the only ak variant to have this)
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#62 delta3074
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I found this on a site thought i'de share.. www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=37336 ras2009
i just noticed your sig, absolutely awesome mate, top draw.
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somtimes you can tell the ages of people who come up with these ideas.
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oh and the BFG would be the 360 blows everything else out of the water:D

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That's the PC.
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[QUOTE="xxyetixx"]

oh and the BFG would be the 360 blows everything else out of the water:D

DragonfireXZ95

That's the PC.

No, the gun isn't badass enough...

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[QUOTE="ras2009"]I found this on a site thought i'de share.. www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=37336 delta3074
i just noticed your sig, absolutely awesome mate, top draw.

Thanks i made it on Photoshop....Be the best ;)
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#67 delta3074
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[QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="ras2009"]I found this on a site thought i'de share.. www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=37336 ras2009
i just noticed your sig, absolutely awesome mate, top draw.

Thanks i made it on Photoshop....Be the best ;)

ex royal anglian, and still proud!
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[QUOTE="ras2009"][QUOTE="delta3074"]i just noticed your sig, absolutely awesome mate, top draw.delta3074
Thanks i made it on Photoshop....Be the best ;)

ex royal anglian, and still proud!

Cool i was thinking of joining the Army but i'm not old enough yet =/
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#69 TheGrat1
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PS3 - M4. Interchangable parts and good all around weapon. For this comparison we'll give it at least a fore grip, a dot scope, and a laser sight. Recommended by Solid Snake! :P

360 - Stripped down M16. Doesnt have all the bells and whistles but can do what it is intended to - shoot. Not very relible though.

wii- What verge 6 said :P

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[QUOTE="delta3074"][QUOTE="ras2009"]Thanks i made it on Photoshop....Be the best ;)ras2009
ex royal anglian, and still proud!

Cool i was thinking of joining the Army but i'm not old enough yet =/

it's a wise career move, 3 cooked square meals a day, see the world, play with guns all day and if you are single you will be loaded not to mention the discipline and training has served me well when bringing up my children, the army will give you skills for life.
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PS3-OICW.....I.e. The Objective Individual Combat Weapon system. It has a combat rifle on the bottom, a 20mm grenade launcher on top. It supposed to be the end all be all of all combat rifles. Except it was too expensive, to big and really wasn't needed.

X360: Like Ghost said, the early M-16 from Vietnam, prone to break down. But fast powerful and can shoot stright, eventuall though, it became the M-16A2. If you take care of it and becareful, then it's a good rifle indeed!

Wii: The Type II hand phaser from Star Trek. It's small and at first glance, doesn't look like it amount to everything. But it can vaporize a man whole and can blow stuff up REAL good! And that's what a Wii is!

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you do know the enfield l85 (sa80) is one of the most unreliable rifles in the world! not a good choice for ps3.you where spot on by the way, the last rifle is indeed a chinese type 56 not an ak 47 you can tell by the folding bayonet (the type 56 was the only ak variant to have this)delta3074
Yes, in fact an entire feature-length propaganda film was made just so the infantry could have faith in it. But, its price and unnecessary integral features are what truly make it rather infamous, so I thought it the best weapon to compare to the PS3.
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#73 Riverwolf007
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Wii: pistol

360: rifle

PS3: shotgun, no no its a rifle, wait it's a pistol, hold up we are changing it's sku to be a landmine, hold up the new update enables it to be a rocket launcher, hurray, it does it all!!! Next year we will have some ammo for whatever it turns out to be!

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[QUOTE="delta3074"]you do know the enfield l85 (sa80) is one of the most unreliable rifles in the world! not a good choice for ps3.you where spot on by the way, the last rifle is indeed a chinese type 56 not an ak 47 you can tell by the folding bayonet (the type 56 was the only ak variant to have this)Verge_6
Yes, in fact an entire feature-length propaganda film was made just so the infantry could have faith in it. But, its price and unnecessary integral features are what truly make it rather infamous, so I thought it the best weapon to compare to the PS3.

i see, nice one, it was my personal weapon when i was in service, beleive me infamous is an understatement.