Cows Numbers Don't LIE!!!!!! Cows have no games. Cows throwing $$$ at Uncle Phil. Cows this is EMBARRASSING!!!!!!

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#51 AgentA-Mi6
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@CaseyWegner said:

@AgentA-Mi6: I was joking but I now feel compelled to say that there are some inaccuracies in your statements.

"Ownage" was used for practically everything. It wasn't tied to sales or games. It was an overused phrase that was parodied even in its prime.

You're also incorrect about what held the most weight here and it wasn't sales. It was a meta game we had with game scores for exclusives being the deciding factor.

Historical revisionism is in full effect. Fascinating.

You see, the true console war veterans, the ones who actually bore witness to the great conflicts of our time, understand that victory was never decided by just one metric. No, it was a two-pronged offensive, an equilibrium of power between Sales Supremacy and The Metagame.

Sales Supremacy (The Material Plane of Victory)

A console’s ability to dominate NPD charts, crush its rivals in shipments, and control retail spaces wasn’t just some corporate curiosity—it was a weapon. The battlefield stretched from weekly Famitsu leaks to holiday quarter showdowns, where the victor didn’t just win numbers but dictated cultural influence.

  • High sales meant dominance.
  • Dominance meant momentum.
  • Momentum meant a future of exclusives, developer loyalty, and endless console warrior ammunition.

The Metagame (The Intellectual's Battlefield)

But for those of us engaged in the higher form of discourse, raw numbers weren’t enough. True connoisseurs of the war engaged in the sacred practice of exclusive scorekeeping, where the Exclusive Scoring Hierarchy™ determined prestige:

  • AE - 7
  • AAE 8
  • AAAE - 9
  • AAAAE -10

Both fronts—Sales Supremacy and The Metagame—were essential to claim "victory". A console that only won one and not the other was forever caught in the "Yeah, but..." debates (see: Wii’s sales vs. its "core" game lineup, or PS3’s exclusives vs. early market struggles).

Also, I didn’t need an explantion for the term "ownage." I knew the meaning, I knew the contextual use, and so does everyone here. Refrain from inaccurate accounts of this forum, you've spent far too much time here to do so.

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#52 CaseyWegner
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@AgentA-Mi6: Perhaps you don't really know who I am. I was here when the rules of the meta game were created. I was the primary person who facilitated them. Are you really trying to explain to me how this forum used to work? I was the main mod here for years. I'm the one who took the vote and wrote the rules for the meta game. People would always try to throw in sales numbers but they never counted for anything here as far as the meta game was concerned. You're the only one trying to rewrite history.

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#53  Edited By CaseyWegner
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@AgentA-Mi6: Additionally, why don't you take a look at the System Wars Survival Guide that's stickied here? It's based on the one that I wrote. Pretty much all it says about sales is that sales =/= quality.

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#54 Pedro
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@CaseyWegner said:

@AgentA-Mi6: Perhaps you don't really know who I am. I was here when the rules of the meta game were created. I was the primary person who facilitated them. Are you really trying to explain to me how this forum used to work? I was the main mod here for years. I'm the one who took the vote and wrote the rules for the meta game. People would always try to throw in sales numbers but they never counted for anything here as far as the meta game was concerned. You're the only one trying to rewrite history.

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I can confirm his previous mod status.

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#55  Edited By Xbox7204Life
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@AgentA-Mi6 said:
@CaseyWegner said:

@AgentA-Mi6: I was joking but I now feel compelled to say that there are some inaccuracies in your statements.

"Ownage" was used for practically everything. It wasn't tied to sales or games. It was an overused phrase that was parodied even in its prime.

You're also incorrect about what held the most weight here and it wasn't sales. It was a meta game we had with game scores for exclusives being the deciding factor.

Historical revisionism is in full effect. Fascinating.

You see, the true console war veterans, the ones who actually bore witness to the great conflicts of our time, understand that victory was never decided by just one metric. No, it was a two-pronged offensive, an equilibrium of power between Sales Supremacy and The Metagame.

Sales Supremacy (The Material Plane of Victory)

A console’s ability to dominate NPD charts, crush its rivals in shipments, and control retail spaces wasn’t just some corporate curiosity—it was a weapon. The battlefield stretched from weekly Famitsu leaks to holiday quarter showdowns, where the victor didn’t just win numbers but dictated cultural influence.

  • High sales meant dominance.
  • Dominance meant momentum.
  • Momentum meant a future of exclusives, developer loyalty, and endless console warrior ammunition.

The Metagame (The Intellectual's Battlefield)

But for those of us engaged in the higher form of discourse, raw numbers weren’t enough. True connoisseurs of the war engaged in the sacred practice of exclusive scorekeeping, where the Exclusive Scoring Hierarchy™ determined prestige:

  • AE - 7
  • AAE 8
  • AAAE - 9
  • AAAAE -10

Both fronts—Sales Supremacy and The Metagame—were essential to claim "victory". A console that only won one and not the other was forever caught in the "Yeah, but..." debates (see: Wii’s sales vs. its "core" game lineup, or PS3’s exclusives vs. early market struggles).

Also, I didn’t need an explantion for the term "ownage." I knew the meaning, I knew the contextual use, and so does everyone here. Refrain from inaccurate accounts of this forum, you've spent far too much time here to do so.

Therefore MS/Xbox is currently dominating. Game Pass subs were setting records recently with BLOPS.

And MS/Xbox games on PS are currently best sellers on PS charts.

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#56 CaseyWegner
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@Pedro: Yup. There are still several still here who can do so.

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#57 BenjaminBanklin
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@xbox7204life said:

Not sure what move you're referring to Game Pass itself or the Activision/Blizzard acquisition? If you're referring to the Activision/Blizzard deal I personally did not like it or think MS should of done it I would of rather seen MS acquire Studios like CD Project Red and others like War Horse stuff like that. But MS wanted to get into the mobile market more as well and the deal helps them do that also.

Also you clearly have ABYSMAL business financial sense and any good economist right now would say it's strategically financial neglect in the world economic climate to not put your games on as many platforms as possible to maximize profits and cut inflation cost for your business and investors.

I don't expect Cows on here to have any logic or business sense in these regards though but you look stupid saying otherwise to these facts.

It's abysmal financial sense to continue to be an unprofitable console maker who can't support being a publisher as well when they can't sell boxes. This is an Xbox-only problem, and why Sony and Nintendo are going to reap all the benefits. Namely, the reason you can't find any peace and continue to look for any cope as to why you wasted all these years being an Xbox console warrior and embarrassingly continue to do so.

Microsoft's not doing this out of choice, it's happening BECAUSE of abysmal business decisions that came before it. LOL!

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@BenjaminBanklin said:
@xbox7204life said:

Not sure what move you're referring to Game Pass itself or the Activision/Blizzard acquisition? If you're referring to the Activision/Blizzard deal I personally did not like it or think MS should of done it I would of rather seen MS acquire Studios like CD Project Red and others like War Horse stuff like that. But MS wanted to get into the mobile market more as well and the deal helps them do that also.

Also you clearly have ABYSMAL business financial sense and any good economist right now would say it's strategically financial neglect in the world economic climate to not put your games on as many platforms as possible to maximize profits and cut inflation cost for your business and investors.

I don't expect Cows on here to have any logic or business sense in these regards though but you look stupid saying otherwise to these facts.

It's abysmal financial sense to continue to be an unprofitable console maker who can't support being a publisher as well when they can't sell boxes. This is an Xbox-only problem, and why Sony and Nintendo are going to reap all the benefits. Namely, the reason you can't find any peace and continue to look for any cope as to why you wasted all these years being an Xbox console warrior and embarrassingly continue to do so.

Microsoft's not doing this out of choice, it's happening BECAUSE of abysmal business decisions that came before it. LOL!

"Microsoft's not doing this out of choice, it's happening BECAUSE of abysmal business decisions that came before it. LOL!"

That'll be why Sony's Gone 3rd party?..........or is it because cows don't buy first party?

they sure buy Xbox's studio games.

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#59  Edited By Litchie
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Guys, I'm confused. Please help.

Is MS owned because Sony has Forza? Or is Sony owned because they.. want Forza?

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#60 SecretPolice
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@Litchie:

Nintendont owned because they have no Forza. ;o

Clear as mud now, I hope. lol :P

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#61 Archangel3371
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@SecretPolice: Switch 2 baby! Mark my words and mark them well! :P

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#62 Litchie
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@SecretPolice said:

@Litchie:

Nintendont owned because they have no Forza. ;o

Clear as mud now, I hope. lol :P

In due time dude.

Sony and MS super owned because Mario.

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#63 SecretPolice
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@Litchie said:
@SecretPolice said:

@Litchie:

Nintendont owned because they have no Forza. ;o

Clear as mud now, I hope. lol :P

In due time dude.

Sony and MS super owned because Mario.

Likely a candidate for Bait & Switch Too. ;o

Also...

Mario is creepy dontchaknow? lolol :P

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@davillain said:
@Syn_Valence said:

This isn't the GT clone then?

Forza Horizon is an arcady racing game and GT is a simulator racing game that's more grounded. If this was a Forza Motorsport (PS5 version) vs GT, than it would come down to what exactly grounded racing simulator you truly want to play.

Forza Horizon is by far the best open world racing game there is and Cows are going bonkers to buy it on RemasterDustStation 5.

This proves that Cows think Xbox games are great and have been lying for years but the numbers don't lie now that they can buy them.

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@BenjaminBanklin said:
@xbox7204life said:

Not sure what move you're referring to Game Pass itself or the Activision/Blizzard acquisition? If you're referring to the Activision/Blizzard deal I personally did not like it or think MS should of done it I would of rather seen MS acquire Studios like CD Project Red and others like War Horse stuff like that. But MS wanted to get into the mobile market more as well and the deal helps them do that also.

Also you clearly have ABYSMAL business financial sense and any good economist right now would say it's strategically financial neglect in the world economic climate to not put your games on as many platforms as possible to maximize profits and cut inflation cost for your business and investors.

I don't expect Cows on here to have any logic or business sense in these regards though but you look stupid saying otherwise to these facts.

It's abysmal financial sense to continue to be an unprofitable console maker who can't support being a publisher as well when they can't sell boxes. This is an Xbox-only problem, and why Sony and Nintendo are going to reap all the benefits. Namely, the reason you can't find any peace and continue to look for any cope as to why you wasted all these years being an Xbox console warrior and embarrassingly continue to do so.

Microsoft's not doing this out of choice, it's happening BECAUSE of abysmal business decisions that came before it. LOL!

Because Sony had the larger dedicated user base for many years it's taking a bit longer for the slow down and change to happen with Sony but we are seeing it happen now with drastic drop offs in PS5 sales and the Protato 5 doing abysmal.

Most Cows are waking up to realize they're being conned by broke Sony with trash unneeded remasters and attempted live service garbage while Sony desperately tries to save money.

If you truly think Sony will continue to take losses and go into the red financially next gen you're a completer FOOL!!!!!!

Sony will absolutely continue to go 3rd party and full multiplat and will see just how many Cows jump to start getting the better financial deals with Game Pass on PC/Xbox next gen.

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#66 ermacness
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@TheEroica said:

So the short of this thread is that Forza Horizon 5 is charting among the top PlayStation games. Everyone wins...

Do you think it's possible that this horizon sells better than sonys horizon? Lol

It might sell better than FW (although I doubt it), but it ain’t selling better than ZD for sure.

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@xbox7204life said:

Because Sony had the larger dedicated user base for many years it's taking a bit longer for the slow down and change to happen with Sony but we are seeing it happen now with drastic drop offs in PS5 sales and the Protato 5 doing abysmal.

Most Cows are waking up to realize they're being conned by broke Sony with trash unneeded remasters and attempted live service garbage while Sony desperately tries to save money.

If you truly think Sony will continue to take losses and go into the red financially next gen you're a completer FOOL!!!!!!

Sony will absolutely continue to go 3rd party and full multiplat and will see just how many Cows jump to start getting the better financial deals with Game Pass on PC/Xbox next gen.

So you live in Fantasyland. Playstation only gains momentum now that Xbox is defeated. Long live Playstation! Xbox is irrelevant, they can only help Sony remain the powerhouse that they are from soaking in ALL the third party pubs. They are the Valve of console makers. You can't survive in this market without kissing Sony's ring.

You should feel bad. And it only amuses me that you keep wasting this energy knowing that Xbox has to submit to PS. It's David vs. Goliath, and David not only defeated Goliath, he's teabagging the shit out of him too. 🤣🤣🤣

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#68 Xbox7204Life
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@BenjaminBanklin:

Momentum? The Protato 5 sales are abysmal tanking worse than Protato 4 and happening much faster and PS5 sales are down almost 50% from this time last year. That momentum is really kicking in ain't it LMFAO @ U

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#70 BenjaminBanklin
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@xbox7204life said:

@BenjaminBanklin:

Momentum? The Protato 5 sales are abysmal tanking worse than Protato 4 and happening much faster and PS5 sales are down almost 50% from this time last year. That momentum is really kicking in ain't it LMFAO @ U

Where are you getting this info? I mean, I know it's your ass, but humor me

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#71 robert_sparkes
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Strange to think ms are saving Sony by putting the games on the ps5. Interested to see how well Forza horizon 5 sells it deserves to be a success.