Crysis does not impress me because....*56k is lolz*

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#1 MegajerkNYC
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....I own a PS3:

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#2 clembo1990
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Fail. Complete the set dude and stop justifying your purchase.
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#4 Camer999
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you're gonna get merked in this thread.

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#5 Lto_thaG
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I own a ps3 and today I finished Warhead with enthusiastic settings and it impressed me a lot.

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#6 Guybrush_3
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You've made it quite obvious that you have never actually played crysis on very high at a high resolution.

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#7 steve17989
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Usually jokes tend to be funny... :?

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#8 Silenthps
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   say what?
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#9 The_Game21x
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:lol: You think those games look better than Crysis?

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#10 Baranga
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....I own a PS3:






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:lol:

Looks like a modded Resi4:lol:

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Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

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#12 MegajerkNYC
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[QUOTE= say what?

Woop woop! Bullshot tech demo alert!
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Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Cool, both consoles do that... Crysis with out mods is still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KZ2, even GEOW 2 is on par with KZ2..

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#14 aaronmullan
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and people say Hermits create these threads because they're insecure...
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Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Crysis requires 1 installation where MGS4 requires you to install every chapter over and over again.

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Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Changing your argument ftl.

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#17 KrazyKenKutarag
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Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Crysis directly out of the box looks better than the pics you posted, provided you have a decent PC. You don't know what your talking about.

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#18 KrazyKenKutarag
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Woop woop! Bullshot tech demo alert! MegajerkNYC

:lol: Anybody else catch the irony in that post?

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#19 Richymisiak
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and cows wonder why hermits post crysis threads...
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#20 Legendaryscmt
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I play Crysis at 1024x780, AAx4, all at medium, and it still looks better than what the PS3 has.

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#21 MegajerkNYC
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[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

Camer999

Cool, both consoles do that... Crysis with out mods is still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KZ2, even GEOW 2 is on par with KZ2..

Crysis on a $5000 computer looks great I bet. So does world of Warcraft. As for Gears 2 being on Par with KZ2 all I can say is lol.
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[QUOTE="Camer999"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Cool, both consoles do that... Crysis with out mods is still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KZ2, even GEOW 2 is on par with KZ2..

Crysis on a $5000 computer looks great I bet. So does world of Warcraft. As for Gears 2 being on Par with KZ2 all I can say is lol.

In order to bash the PC you have to use ignorance. It just shows how far above consoles it is.

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#23 Menalque2
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I know this thread is pure bait, but could you at least be more creative with it instead of getting owned with modded Crysis screens within a matter of two seconds?

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[QUOTE="Camer999"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Cool, both consoles do that... Crysis with out mods is still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KZ2, even GEOW 2 is on par with KZ2..

Crysis on a $5000 computer looks great I bet. So does world of Warcraft. As for Gears 2 being on Par with KZ2 all I can say is lol.

8800 GT core 2 duo and 3 gigs of ram can run the original crysis on high with about 40 FPS. That's a very cheap computer coming out at about 500 to 600. Far less than 5000. And yes, on this computer Crysis looks better than anything I have ever seen before.

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#25 Adrian_Cloud
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Yup, great gameplay and graphics. Something crysis can only strive to achieve :roll:. Crysis is a really good looking game and so are these, doesnt impress me a whole lot either. It impresses me that game like MGS3, RE4, Okami still look as good to me as when i first played them. Crysis just looks meh. Uncharted 2,. wow.
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[QUOTE="Camer999"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Cool, both consoles do that... Crysis with out mods is still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KZ2, even GEOW 2 is on par with KZ2..

Crysis on a $5000 computer looks great I bet. So does world of Warcraft. As for Gears 2 being on Par with KZ2 all I can say is lol.

I'm pretty sure you won't notice too much of a difference between a $700 PC and $5000 PC if you're playing it at a reasonable resolution. What I'm trying to say here is that Crysis looks great on a $700.
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#27 steve17989
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Yup, great gameplay and graphics. Something crysis can only strive to achieve :roll:. Crysis is a really good looking game and so are these, doesnt impress me a whole lot either. It impresses me that game like MGS3, RE4, Okami still look as good to me as when i first played them. Crysis just looks meh. Uncharted 2,. wow.Adrian_Cloud

Wow, just when I thought this thread couldn't get any worse...

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#28 shutdown_202
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But your impressed by games that look worse than crysis? i dont get it.

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#29 knight0151
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[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

....I own a PS3:






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:lol:

Looks like a modded Resi4:lol:

It also plays like complete **** on the PS3.

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#30 IndianaJosh
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Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.MegajerkNYC


lmao

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#31 AAllxxjjnn
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I thought it was obvious that Crysis looked better than every game out there? Apparently not.
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Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Soddering? What?

Wireing? What?

MOdding? 2 Minutes

Hacking? What?

Overclocking? It's easy. You raise the bar. Seriously.

Patching? two patches to install, you can get them both in under 30 minutes?

Surfing the nets for...parts or isolation? Are you making up phrases?

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#33 knight0151
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[QUOTE="Camer999"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Cool, both consoles do that... Crysis with out mods is still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KZ2, even GEOW 2 is on par with KZ2..

Crysis on a $5000 computer looks great I bet. So does world of Warcraft. As for Gears 2 being on Par with KZ2 all I can say is lol.

Yeah, he pulled out the "ALL computers MUST cost over 5000 argument."

He doensn't know what he's talking about.

/thread close.

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#34 h575309
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

Crysis requires 1 installation where MGS4 requires you to install every chapter over and over again.

lol owned.
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#35 Himly
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i agree. crysis looks great, but because of it's scale they had to cut some detail out of the game, character models for exampe. because killzone 2 is in smaller areas it can use more advanced lighting and character models among other things, which is why it looks better than crysis imo.

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#36 ManicAce
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Well duh, obviously Crysis can't impress you since you have a PS3, you need a PC to play Crysis. I'm not sure why you posted pictures of PS2 games though.
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I'm sorry? These games look worse then Crysis? Let someone post an actual ingame pic of Crysis so they can show off the spectacular looking tiangle plam trees or a link to Crysis in motion that's even worse. Oh and BTW I own Crysis and my PC has 4 gigs of ram an 8800 and a dual core 2.8 ghz CPU. When I play Crysis at normal settings the game chugs and stutters. It's the reason I'm deading PC gaming.... Well I'll still play Guild Wars and perhaps some Spore from time to time.

Also I posted no bullshot's though the Uncharted pic is a promo shot I can get others if you'd like.

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#38 knight0151
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

h575309

Crysis requires 1 installation where MGS4 requires you to install every chapter over and over again.

lol owned.

No offense, (not really) but the OP is a rambling idiot.

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[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.IndianaJosh


lmao

I lol'd too man. What the hell are you talking about NYC? soddering?

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I'm sorry? These games look worse then Crysis? Let someone post an actual ingame pic of Crysis so they can show off the spectacular looking tiangle plam trees or a link to Crysis in motion that's even worse. Oh and BTW I own Crysis and my PC has 4 gigs of ram an 8800 and a dual core 2.8 ghz CPU. When I play Crysis at normal settings the game chugs and stutters. It's the reason I'm deading PC gaming.... Well I'll still play Guild Wars and perhaps some Spore from time to time.

Also I posted no bullshot's though the Uncharted pic is a promo shot I can get others if you'd like.

MegajerkNYC

Because you're too poor to get a better GPU.

Nice.

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#41 knight0151
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[QUOTE="IndianaJosh"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.AAllxxjjnn


lmao

I lol'd too man. What the hell are you talking about NYC? soddering?

Yeah and hacking? Surfing for isolation? What?

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#42 TR800
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[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

You need a HDMI cable = fail.
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Sorry, those look about 2 generations behind Crysis. Maybe you'll see Crysis-level visuals on PS5.

Just wait.

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#44 TR800
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[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

....I own a PS3:

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You and i both know those are not anywhere near Crysis but whats funny is your probaly believe it is.
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#45 knight0151
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Guys, we need to wait for the OP to post an argument.

So we can own him again for the lulz.

Come on OP, you can press the Reply to thread button, come on, you can do it.

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#46 MegajerkNYC
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Just the fact that some of the Lemmies in this thread tried to say that MGS4 looked like a Gamecube game proves that they are pretty bitter about not getting a port. It's not gonna happen get over it.

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#47 agentfred
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This is just a vicious cycle at this point. Can everyone please stop making Crysis related threads, regardless of how you feel about it?

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#49 princeofshapeir
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Please re-read my thread comparing the fail of UC2 to the deliciousness of Crysis. I bumped it just for fanboys like you. :D
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#50 princeofshapeir
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[QUOTE="Camer999"]

[QUOTE="MegajerkNYC"]

Lol ok these games they all play like this on the PS3 right out the box. No soddering, wireing, modding, hacking, overclocking, patching, surfing the net for parts or isolation. Just good fun and great graphics.

MegajerkNYC

Cool, both consoles do that... Crysis with out mods is still>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KZ2, even GEOW 2 is on par with KZ2..

Crysis on a $5000 computer looks great I bet. So does world of Warcraft. As for Gears 2 being on Par with KZ2 all I can say is lol.

Wow, you have no idea how much a great gaming PC costs nowadays. Many pre-built computers nowadays have the latest graphics cards, and they are more than enough to run Crysis on very high. These cost around $500-$600 - you can get even cheaper computers if you don't mind reducing the settings and playing at 30 FPS. And WoW runs fine on my 300 dollar laptop and looks pretty nice - 60 FPS constantly. That's no big deal considering you're running a five-year-old game.