Dear Vita: You're finished!!!!!!

Sales are horrible. No real promo in the US except for "we are giving free vitas away at taco bell!" Oh and playboy models running around with vitas in a lame attempt to make it appear sexy. Boobs and tacos!!!: The new last resort of Sony. Vita is over, done with and doomed, and Sony, your lame attempts are SO PATHETIC!!!!!!!

Boobs and tacos!!!: The new last resort of Sony.

GrannyGoat

Where do I sign up?

Boobs and tacos!!!GrannyGoat

[QUOTE="GrannyGoat"]

Boobs and tacos!!!: The new last resort of Sony.

ChubbyGuy40

Where do I sign up?

[QUOTE="ChubbyGuy40"]

[QUOTE="GrannyGoat"]

Boobs and tacos!!!: The new last resort of Sony.

GrannyGoat

Where do I sign up?

Excuse me sir, but I'm still looking for these boobs and tacos. Now would ye' kindly point me in the right direction?

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[QUOTE="GrannyGoat"]

[QUOTE="ChubbyGuy40"]

Where do I sign up?

ChubbyGuy40

Excuse me sir, but I'm still looking for these boobs and tacos. Now would ye' kindly point me in the right direction?

"Your finished!!!!!" How very intelligent of you.

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Hai guiz I found the tacos.

And I found the boobs too.

"Your finished!!!!!" How very intelligent of you.

Am_Confucius

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GeneralShowzer

[QUOTE="themajormayor"]

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GeneralShowzer

Hai guiz I found the tacos.

And I found the boobs too.

ChubbyGuy40

This thread is about sony's pathetic attempts to get people to buy the crappy vita. Please stay on topic. :idea:

This thread is about sony's pathetic attempts to get people to buy the crappy vita. Please stay on topic. :idea:

GrannyGoat

Tacos and milk jugs were just the icing.LovePotionNo9

Booth babes and junk food are used at E3 to woo passers by, is it so wrong to extend those principles onto the general public that might not even know what Vita is yet? Granted the male model shots they've been using are hilariously badtomarlyn

So apparently trolls just believe if they keep repeating something over and over it will eventually be true.CajunShooter

[QUOTE="tomarlyn"]Booth babes and junk food are used at E3 to woo passers by, is it so wrong to extend those principles onto the general public that might not even know what Vita is yet? Granted the male model shots they've been using are hilariously badGrannyGoat

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[QUOTE="tomarlyn"]Booth babes and junk food are used at E3 to woo passers by, is it so wrong to extend those principles onto the general public that might not even know what Vita is yet? Granted the male model shots they've been using are hilariously badGrannyGoat

[QUOTE="CajunShooter"]So apparently trolls just believe if they keep repeating something over and over it will eventually be true.GrannyGoat

I am all for waiting for numbers to come out, why are all the anti-Sony trolls not able to do this? You should post how you preach grannygoat.

[QUOTE="GrannyGoat"]

[QUOTE="CajunShooter"]So apparently trolls just believe if they keep repeating something over and over it will eventually be true.CajunShooter

I am all for waiting for numbers to come out, why are all the anti-Sony trolls not able to do this? You should post how you preach grannygoat.

I'm impressed, the line up is strong for a launch you must admit. I won't be getting one until a price drop though, I think pricing is the only legit thing anyone can have against it.tomarlyn

I know people will come on and say "How can it have the best lineup if it doesn't have games I to play". The games may not appeal to you, but it doesn't stop it from having a quality lineup of games. Trumps the 3DS launch lineup by a ton.

Dear troll you are the one that is pathetic. By the way I got my xbox 360 from a mt dew promotion and ms also offered a free 360 with purchase of laptop and Nintendo offered 10 games with 3ds so they all have their promotionsp4s2p0

Have you SEEN the Japan numbers? And that is Sonys Home turf!!!!! I will wait for the US numbers but I think we all know in our heart of hearts the Vita is a colossal failure.

GrannyGoat

Europe loves Sony even more so than the US.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ. Remember Sony is the "sophisticated gamer"s choice though. :roll:

GrannyGoat

Only the most delusional cows and dumb trolls believe/say that, don't see why you're bringing it up.

Man do I love it when dumbass topic creators get their asses handed to them.

Touche to everyone who has pointed out the glaring contradictions and idiocy in this thread, plus extra thanks for the hilarious Spider-Man macros.

[QUOTE="p4s2p0"]Dear troll you are the one that is pathetic. By the way I got my xbox 360 from a mt dew promotion and ms also offered a free 360 with purchase of laptop and Nintendo offered 10 games with 3ds so they all have their promotionsGrannyGoat

Man do I love it when dumbass topic creators get their asses handed to them.

Touche to everyone who has pointed out the glaring contradictions and idiocy in this thread, plus extra thanks for the hilarious Spider-Man macros.

SPYDER0416

right now Vita does look like dead on arrival.It is very likely that it will bomb in the west.In Japan portables are more popular than consoles and in the west the opposite is the case.But to be fair anyone who thinks logically would have know that there is no place for a playstation portable in the current market.

Nintendo has been the king of portables for 25 years and will remain so.I still remeber when sony fanboys were saying that the Vita will easily outsell the 3DS and Nintendo will go third party and makes games on the Vita.ROFL:lol: ---------plus that reminds me of:http://www.destructoid.com/fact-ps3-fanboys-are-the-worst-149259.phtml

[QUOTE="tomarlyn"] I'm impressed, the line up is strong for a launch you must admit. I won't be getting one until a price drop though, I think pricing is the only legit thing anyone can have against it.CajunShooter

I know people will come on and say "How can it have the best lineup if it doesn't have games I to play". The games may not appeal to you, but it doesn't stop it from having a quality lineup of games. Trumps the 3DS launch lineup by a ton.

right now Vita does look like dead on arrival.It is very likely that it will bomb in the west.In Japan portables are more popular than consoles and in the west the opposite is the case.But to be fair anyone who thinks logically would have know that there is no place for a playstation portable in the current market.

Nintendo has been the king of portables for 25 years and will remain so.I still remeber when sony fanboys were saying that the Vita will easily outsell the 3DS and Nintendo will go third party and makes games on the Vita.ROFL:lol: ---------plus that reminds me of:http://www.destructoid.com/fact-ps3-fanboys-are-the-worst-149259.phtml

zeldisco2009

right now Vita does look like dead on arrival.It is very likely that it will bomb in the west.In Japan portables are more popular than consoles and in the west the opposite is the casezeldisco2009

[QUOTE="zeldisco2009"]

right now Vita does look like dead on arrival.It is very likely that it will bomb in the west.In Japan portables are more popular than consoles and in the west the opposite is the case.But to be fair anyone who thinks logically would have know that there is no place for a playstation portable in the current market.

Nintendo has been the king of portables for 25 years and will remain so.I still remeber when sony fanboys were saying that the Vita will easily outsell the 3DS and Nintendo will go third party and makes games on the Vita.ROFL:lol: ---------plus that reminds me of:http://www.destructoid.com/fact-ps3-fanboys-are-the-worst-149259.phtml

p4s2p0

. They're so content in last place. :P

GrannyGoat

[QUOTE="GrannyGoat"]. They're so content in last place. :P

CajunShooter

[QUOTE="p4s2p0"][QUOTE="zeldisco2009"]

right now Vita does look like dead on arrival.It is very likely that it will bomb in the west.In Japan portables are more popular than consoles and in the west the opposite is the case.But to be fair anyone who thinks logically would have know that there is no place for a playstation portable in the current market.

Nintendo has been the king of portables for 25 years and will remain so.I still remeber when sony fanboys were saying that the Vita will easily outsell the 3DS and Nintendo will go third party and makes games on the Vita.ROFL:lol: ---------plus that reminds me of:http://www.destructoid.com/fact-ps3-fanboys-are-the-worst-149259.phtml

GrannyGoat