Edge; Bayonetta slaps Kratos, Dante and all other heroes.. Edge=JOKE

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#51 nhh18
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They hate the god of war series

God of war 1-8

God of war 2-7

Bayonetta-10.

"Its biggest problem is its length, and that its formula can't quite endure its sequel-dose duration. Whether or not it's overlong in terms of play hours may be a matter of preference, but it feels slightly stretched during its final third, exposing its shallowness a little in the process"

"A beautiful and graceful fighting game that lets imagination loose, and winks before slapping Dante, Kratos and every other hero back to the drawing boar"

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#52 TreeMoBMoney
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[QUOTE="ermacness"]

and i'm not saying bayonetta isn't a fantastic game. All i'm sayiong is that you can't bash someone who doesn't like the bayonetta demo

BioShockOwnz

Yet he was bashing Edge who played the full game, like I...:|

Oop, caught yourself there eh? ;) But meh @ edge, i have a copy in front of me, i love their features, its a great mag, but the reviews man...
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#53 Microdevine
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Sounds like a ps3 fanboy is a little upset that some critics are saying bayonetta is better than Gow. Grow up. Its their opinion. Not yours. But apparently the game is fantastic. So i doubt their opinions are much different from anyone elses. (As far as critical reception goes) And if im not mistaken, didnt Famitsu give it a 40/40?

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#54 Toriko42
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Um, Bayonetta is going to smack them all up. Anyone who played the demo knows that. Game is the definition of epic
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#55 finalfantasy94
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They hate the god of war series

God of war 1-8

God of war 2-7

Bayonetta-10.

"Its biggest problem is its length, and that its formula can't quite endure its sequel-dose duration. Whether or not it's overlong in terms of play hours may be a matter of preference, but it feels slightly stretched during its final third, exposing its shallowness a little in the process"

"A beautiful and graceful fighting game that lets imagination loose, and winks before slapping Dante, Kratos and every other hero back to the drawing boar"

nhh18

Ah that explains everything.

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#56 mr-krinkles
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Oh wow, Edge cheap-shotting a PS3 exclusive. Well I have never.

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#57 Eggimannd
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They hate the god of war series

God of war 1-8

God of war 2-7

Bayonetta-10.

"Its biggest problem is its length, and that its formula can't quite endure its sequel-dose duration. Whether or not it's overlong in terms of play hours may be a matter of preference, but it feels slightly stretched during its final third, exposing its shallowness a little in the process"

"A beautiful and graceful fighting game that lets imagination loose, and winks before slapping Dante, Kratos and every other hero back to the drawing boar"

nhh18

They gave GoW2 a 7? :?....

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#58 mgsbethatgame
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Um, Bayonetta is going to smack them all up. Anyone who played the demo knows that. Game is the definition of epicToriko42
ok i haven't played either demo yet my ps3 got ylod got to get a new one but i would say gow3 has my vote from just looking at game play for some reason bayonetta makes me think about dmc to much not a bad thing just like your making out with your girlfriend while thinking about your ex its awkward
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#59 sonicthemegaman
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Dang. Now I really want to play this game to see for myself how good or bad it is. When is the demo coming to the U.S.?

^Scratch that. Turns out it's already out :P

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#60 Arach666
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A 10 from EDGE? Mmmm......
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#61 sonicthemegaman
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[QUOTE="Arach666"]A 10 from EDGE? Mmmm......

Is that bad? I'm not to familiar with their credibility. If GT says its good though then it's probably worth at least a glance.
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#62 Arach666
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[QUOTE="Arach666"]A 10 from EDGE? Mmmm......sonicthemegaman
Is that bad? I'm not to familiar with their credibility. If GT says its good though then it's probably worth at least a glance.

No,it´s not bad,it´s great.The only games I remember Edge giving a 10 were Ocarina and Halo 3(probably 2 or 3 more,but I don´t recall),I believe.And they are a 15 year old mag.

Usually they bash on critically acclaimed games,so a game getting a 10 in there must be something special.

Oh,and the same goes to Eurogamer.(9 out of 10 to Bayonetta)

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#63 CaptainHarley
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[QUOTE="Arach666"]A 10 from EDGE? Mmmm......sonicthemegaman
Is that bad? I'm not to familiar with their credibility. If GT says its good though then it's probably worth at least a glance.

no gaming journalism is 'credible' so i wouldnt worry about that kind of garbage. just try to find review outlets that are close to your own perspective.

as usual lol all all the opinionshields in this thread. bayonettas in game combat is disgusting sick, i saw some dudes demoing it at fan expo back in september and they were performing some very impressive, technical feats in that game. its objectively deeper and more technical than god of war.

on the other hand, i personally didnt find it to be much fun, but maybe it was because you need to delve a little deeper into it? i was just kind of toying around with the demo unsupervised. either way i think it looks like it could be a great game but im skeptical now.

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#64 TheGrat1
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Kratos? A hero??? O.o

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#65 iamshivy
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downloading now.. ill tell ya what i think in 5

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#66 Doctor-McNinja
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[QUOTE="darkmoney52"]

The combat in Bayonetta actually looks really damn good. If not for the main character I'd definitely buy it.

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Ive played the demo, its boring.. Hell i even liked DMC4 better. To say this game slaps Kratos and all other heroes is a joke

So you, having played the demo, have a better frame of reference to judge a game's quality than those who have played the whole game and reviewed it, critically? :|
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#67 SionPT
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Bayonetta is possibly the weakest and lamest ripoff of GoW, the game looks bad, and it feels bad, i cant seriously see another reason for such good scores other than being really well payed...

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#68 iamshivy
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pretty sweet game, i dont think its up the ranks with the god of war games but it does have that fun devil man cry combo FUN style to it..

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#69 iamshivy
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Bayonetta is possibly the weakest and lamest ripoff of GoW, the game looks bad, and it feels bad, i cant seriously see another reason for such good scores other than being really well payed...

SionPT

umm... this is nothing like god of war.. more so devil may cry..

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#70 yokofox33
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I have a strong feeling that I'll be enjoying Bayonetta a lot more than any of the God of War games. Bayonetta has more style and craziness. God of War is just some muscular dude ripping heads off.

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#71 skrat_01
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The Edge is a great magazine. So colour me interested. The climax edition looks awesome, 'shoe gun thing' and all.
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#72 fireballonfire
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To be honest, I don't see what so cool about Kratos. He wears bearskin briefs and is bald, and he is supposed to be cool?? It must be that blue skin tone that he obtained from sleeping in a tanning machine for way too long. He walks around with an attitude thinking he is badass. Ofcourse pimple-faced teenagers think that is cool. A brainless behemoth walking around killing everything.

PS3 fans just face the facts. Both Edge and Famitsu have declared Bayonetta to be the better game. To make it even better, it also looks and plays much better on the XBOX360. Bayonetta nullifies the advantage PS3 had with GOW3. Another win for the box.

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#73 Spanks113
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nothing touched God of WarInfiniteBlak
I touched him and he was firm yet very tender...
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#74 CTR360
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god of war3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bayoneta and dante infermo both edge sucks its joke comparison kratos with a clone game
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#75 Malta_1980
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well Edge can have their opinions like everyone else... Personally the only game out of Bayonetta, GOW3 & DI i'm looking forward to is GOW3...

However i do like Bayonetta's art style & combat, its seems fun... probably will end up getting the game on 360 when it gets cheaper..

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#76 nhh18
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I am not going to go in the conversation. But edge, and Famitsu are basically jokes. And I actually despise Famitsu gametrailers and IGN equally, and Edge to a lesser extent. IGN, Famitsu and Gametrailers just attempt to appease everyone. Lets give this game a score in which everyone will like. Instead of giving the game a score that it deserves. IGN scale goes up to 9.5/10 since mgs4, and gta 4 debacle. And Famitsu in its 20 year have given 15 games a 40/40. And in the 2 years have given 7. They basically are appeasing to hype which is the reason why games that were actually average (monster hunter tri, super smash brothers brawl, and ff12) got the score so japanese gamers can be happy. Edge I hate for a different reason. They are elitists who actually attack some developers viciously and praise others for no apparent reason A good example of this is bioware who they viciously gave mass effect 1 a 7/10, and dragon age a 5/10 on different grounds in which they reviewed something like halo odst. They do at least put out their opinion

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#78 nhh18
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[QUOTE="funsohng"]What's the matter with Bayonetta being good?AncientDozer
Horo! Also. Because it offends their manly senses and god forbid it, a multiplat, rival Kratos and God of War.

I liked the demo a lot. Will buy both games (bayonetta on xbox 360) but no way is famitsu and edge the scale rector. Because both are 2 of the worst reviewers out.

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#79 NielsNL
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Comparing a reviewed game to two unreleased games claiming it is much better? Shouldn't EDGE's reviewer have played all three games before making claims like this? Doesn't add to EDGE's credibility (which wasn't much to begin with in my book).

That being said, I'm sure Bayonetta is an awesome game or it would never get the reviews it's getting.

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#80 nhh18
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Comparing a reviewed game to two unreleased games claiming it is much better? Shouldn't EDGE's reviewer have played all three games before making claims like this? Doesn't add to EDGE's credibility (which wasn't much to begin with in my book).

That being said, I'm sure Bayonetta is an awesome game or it would never get the reviews it's getting.

NielsNL

I disagree completely with this. Weird niche games are loved by gaming press. Killer 7 is a good example of a horrible horrible game that I managed to play because of reviews.

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#81 NielsNL
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[QUOTE="NielsNL"]

Comparing a reviewed game to two unreleased games claiming it is much better? Shouldn't EDGE's reviewer have played all three games before making claims like this? Doesn't add to EDGE's credibility (which wasn't much to begin with in my book).

That being said, I'm sure Bayonetta is an awesome game or it would never get the reviews it's getting.

nhh18

I disagree completely with this. Weird niche games are loved by gaming press. Killer 7 is a good example of a horrible horrible game that I managed to play because of reviews.

Fair enough. I'm inclinced to think that's the exception to the rule though. For me AC is an example of a game that I thought was mediocre but got pretty good reviews nonetheless. Generally speaking I think reviews are pretty good indicators for the quality of the game. Bayonetta seems to actually deserve its praise.

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#82 Timbury
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god of war3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bayoneta and dante infermo both edge sucks its joke comparison kratos with a clone game CTR360
You do know the guy that made Bayonetta is also the guy that made Devil May Cry the first game of this type to be critcally acclaimed which i would say even your beloved God Of War series takes inspiration from. So any game that follows that same mold is a copy of Devil May Cry and not God Of War you fans need to get round the fact God Of War wasn't the first! So pleased stop saying Dante Inferno and especially Bayonetta are clones of God Of War.
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#83 thunderf00t
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Bayonetta and God of War are two very different games. On a basic level they have a lot of similarities, but both games have a very different atmosphere and feel to them. They seem to be aimed at different crowds, and the comparison falls flat on it's face. I have the demo for GoW3 and Bayonetta both on my PS3, and I find them both fascinating, for different reasons.
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#84 EliteKitteh
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:lol: at people still doubting Bayonetta. The game is a masterpiece, just stop. Lot of people are going to get owned when Gamespot's 9.5 goes up ;)

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#85 halo_wars86
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bayonetta should not be compair to godf of war or devil may cry. but should be compaired to ninja gaiden since the game is very fast very responsive and from the looks of it it has hundreds of combos and juggles. i like games like this hope when it gets released it wont disappoint

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#86 Parasomniac
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If it ends up better than God of War, Devil May Cry and Ninja Gaiden so be it. These games are all on the PS3. It doesn't matter. Maybe God of War 3 will have some competition in 2010 now.
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#87 Swift_Boss_A
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I want to purchase this game, I will purchase this game if Sony does indeed fix the PS3 version.

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#88 sonicthemegaman
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After playing the demo, I kinda believe it can surpass GOW. It might not even be that hard for this game to beat GOW. Pretty much every aspect of Bayonetta seems better than past GOW games. I guess we'll wait and see.
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#89 wayne_kar
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http://www.n4g.com/News-437759.aspx lol, they cant be serious can they.. "Bayonetta Slaps Kratos, Dante and all other heroes" BTW they gave this game a 10/10. Ok Edge is oficially joke and i will never take anything they say seriously whatsoever.

AFter playing the demo for Bayonetta and playing the Demo for GOW 3, GOW just wipes the floor with bayonetta.. What is Edge smoking?

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hmmm not sure who's opinion hold more weight too me. A magazine i've been reading for over 15 years or a 14 year old thats played the demo..... tricky
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#91 Disturbed123
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When it comes to Combat and style, Bayonetta destroys DMC,NG, and GOW(Played GOW3 demo) all together. That girl makes any form of demon look like a joke and executes them as if they're a piece of toast.


Dont Believe me?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdQAHbS9c44

GOW cant even do half of what she does!

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#92 Sollet
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When it comes to Combat and style, Bayonetta destroys DMC,NG, and GOW(Played GOW3 demo) all together. That girl makes any form of demon look like a joke and executes them as if they're a piece of toast.


Dont Believe me?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdQAHbS9c44

GOW cant even do half of what she does!

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My ears, they bleed. What's up with the horrible soundtrack?

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#93 Solid_Tango
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They r making a big fuss cuss of the bewbs, thats all kratos will wipe the floor with her :D
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#94 Duckyindiana
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What's the matter with Bayonetta being good?funsohng
Its not a PS3 exclusive so its not allowed to be good.
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#95 wayne_kar
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[QUOTE="funsohng"]What's the matter with Bayonetta being good?Duckyindiana
Its not a PS3 exclusive so its not allowed to be good.

yup.. the cows can't bear the thought that a game is as good or better than one of their precious exclusive. where as us proper games welcome the fact that theirs 2 great games to play.
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#96 Solid_Tango
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[QUOTE="Duckyindiana"][QUOTE="funsohng"]What's the matter with Bayonetta being good?wayne_kar
Its not a PS3 exclusive so its not allowed to be good.

yup.. the cows can't bear the thought that a game is as good or better than one of their precious exclusive. where as us proper games welcome the fact that theirs 2 great games to play.

I think its the other way around, if it is not a sony exclusive then its the best game ever, lemms say. :| Your logic works both ways you know
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#97 deactivated-63f6895020e66
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I predict a petition against Edge coming. :P
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#98 jg4xchamp
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Yes they are a joke because they like a different game....crazy. Bayonetta looks fun as hell calm down. Hop of the God of War 3 hype train for a sec and give credit where credit is due.
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[QUOTE="funsohng"]What's the matter with Bayonetta being good?Kennysolidsnake
Come on, them saying it owns all other game heroes.. give me a break

Even though I hate EDGE, they've played the game, you haven't, their opinion > yours.
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#100 NielsNL
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[QUOTE="Kennysolidsnake"][QUOTE="funsohng"]What's the matter with Bayonetta being good?bobbetybob
Come on, them saying it owns all other game heroes.. give me a break

Even though I hate EDGE, they've played the game, you haven't, their opinion > yours.

They haven't played GOW3 and Dante; both aren't out yet. Their opinion on those games = anybody's guess.