Lol this guy is good :lol:
http://twitter.com/#!/KazHiraiSCE
Couple of them...
"LA Noire for PS3 has an exclusive crime solving mission: who stole your personal information? If you solve it please send the answer to us."
"So...what is everyone changing their passwords to? I'm changing mine to "HackerProof"."
"PSN Security Feature: User must keep PS Eye camera on while on PSN. Footage will be monitored to make sure user isn't doing anything suspect"
"We ask for press and customers to not talk about the return of PSN when it happens. Hackers won't hack PSN if they don't know it's online!"
"We are now rebranding our music streaming service SeQriocity. Hackers will be less likely to hack it if the name sounds more secure"
"April US PS3 sales up 13% from last year. We've had loads of mainstream press coverage for PS3+PSN in May, so expect that trend to continue"
"So @XboxSupport won't help us with our Network Issues. You can now officially blame Microsoft for PSN being down."
"PSN security feature: total anonymity. PSN IDs will be hidden, no Friends lists or voice chat and text chat will be limited to "hi" and "gg""
"At least you don't have to worry about losing your personal information as the information is no longer personal"
"People are pissed about the @IGN blackout. We want some answers."
"We hope to get PSN resurrected by Sunday at the latest. I mean, we are getting crucified in the press because of this."
"We've tried turning it off and on again. We've tried CTRL+ALT+DEL. Nothing works. What should we try next? The Konami Code?" aaaa :lol:
"We don't have online for 2 weeks and the media goes crazy. Game Boy never had online and nobody complains. Typical pro-Nintendo media bias."
"The week doesn't end until we say it does. "
"Only just got up, don't remember anything from last night. Massive headache. Jack is lying on the floor...is that a PSN logo tramp stamp?"
"Just to be clear, PSN will be coming back 6 months later in Europe than in the US. It's just how the industry works"
PSN is back online...
"Currently celebrating by singing "We Are The Champions" and downing jagerbombs with Jack Tretton. Tonight's gonna get messy." :lol:
About hacking MS... :lol:
"I'm in Redmond outside the MS offices. Got my Bill Gates disguise. About to spy to see how they keep LIVE secure. Hope they don't read this"
"Made it through security and I'm in Microsoft. Don't think I've seen so many bowl cuts in my life. It must be a Microsoft thing"
"Somehow ended up in Ballmer's office. He has a picture of Steve Jobs on a dart board. His screensaver says "You ARE better than Bill Gates"."
"Finally found the XBOX offices. They have a giant poster of J Allard on the wall with the words "We miss you, J" written underneath."
"Oh, damn. Kudo just spotted me. START THE VAN, @THEKEVINBUTLER. WE ARE ABORTING THE MISSION. I
REPEAT, WE ARE ABORTING THE MISSION."
"Made it out alive. I thought I would be a great spy, I own all the James Bond films. Well I guess I've got to come up with another idea :-("
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