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#1 TEH_rankie
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We've seen a lot of really blind fanboys say a lot of really bad things here on system wars.  List your favorites.

My personal favorite is the almighty words of Wok.
"The Xbox 360 and PS 3 come HD ready out of the box but how come you never hear of the PC doing 720 p or 1080 p or anything"

Is he still around?
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#3 jethrovegas
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"Man you are like the stereotypical fantard sheep. You sound like some kind of Boy scout/fancy lad hybrid, like the product of Sean Hannity getting it on with Tinkerbell."

Stupid...

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#4 clechedusername
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the whole hitler and einstein statement

and basically anything PS3_FTW says

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#6 curono
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the whole hitler and einstein statement

and basically anything PS3_FTW says

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Agreed with PS3_FTW comment. I read somewhere that games weren´t supposed to be fun
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#7 PikaPichu
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'what / who the hell are the Zergs ?'

Best quote in all the history of SW!! :lol:

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#8 Magical_Guy
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Super Paper Mario will get a 0 for tilt, as it won't use the Wii's tilt functions.
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#9 curono
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Super Paper Mario will get a 0 for tilt, as it won't use the Wii's tilt functions.Magical_Guy
My god I remember that one, it was really moronic. Sorry for the guy who posted, but that was a hell of a noob.
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#10 Star67
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'what / who the hell are the Zergs ?'

Best quote in all the history of SW!! :lol:

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I agree! By far the best!

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#11 taidhg
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[QUOTE="Magical_Guy"]Super Paper Mario will get a 0 for tilt, as it won't use the Wii's tilt functions.curono
My god I remember that one, it was really moronic. Sorry for the guy who posted, but that was a hell of a noob.

I'm pretty sure that was PS3_FTW.

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#13 D0013ER
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Anything posted by GermanShepard.
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#14 TheGrossPervert
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Move Zig For Great Justice
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#15 sensesxfail
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'if motorstorm doesnt get atleast a 9.7 i will shoot myself'

-master charged

haha i think it was him, or was it powercharged, i dont rememeber!

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#16 ImagineGamer
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Everyone knows that just by the name PlayStation, PS3 will sell more than xflop by 2007l1m1t
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#17 EPaul
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i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?
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#18 D0013ER
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[QUOTE="l1m1t"]Just by the name PlayStation,PS3 will sellmore than xflop by 2007ImagineGamer

ZZZING!

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#19 sensesxfail
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i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?EPaul

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

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#20 taidhg
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"Red orchestra-I don't like music games"

I think it was powerchargged (correct me if I'm wrong) or something like that.

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#21 topcatyo
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i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?EPaul

There are plenty by other fanboys, but the quotes from Sony fanboys tend to be a bit more... lacking in grey matter and are more hilarious.

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#22 D0013ER
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i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?EPaul

Not that any fanboy is better than the other, but when it comes to stupid quotes and blind loyalty it's usually cows who take the cake.

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[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?sensesxfail

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

So it's logical to generalise?

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#24 curono
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i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?EPaul

Iremember:
Wii sports looks better than any 360 game.
Red steel is a AAA for sure

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#25 ImagineGamer
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i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?EPaul

quotes from cows tend to lack in the intelligence department

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#26 sensesxfail
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[QUOTE="sensesxfail"]

[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?leejohnson7

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

So it's logical to generalise?

its logical to take what you know and apply it.

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Man theres been so many uniformed ignorant cows here its just to hard to remember them all :P
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#28 mistervengeance
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i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?EPaul

on the contrary:

Look at the top games of each system.

wii:

1. Super Mario #10000000000000(and sony is unoriginal)

2. Super Smash Bros
(WOW 2 Mario games thats a big surprise. Like ther isnt enuf of them)

3. Metroid Prime

4. Pokemon

Now look at the other big hits coming up that are on the 360. And I am not gonna double space seeing as there is too many games.

1.GTA IX ( I wonder what you will take away this time, besides airplanes)

2.The Darkness

3.Mass Effect

4. Halo 3

5.Half-Life 2: The Orange Box
( Bout time)

6.BioShock

7.Dirt

8. Ace Combat 6: Fires Of Liberation

9.Gears Of War 2

10.Overlord

And Finally for the PS3

1. Metal Gear Solid:Guns Of The Patriots

2. Final Fantasy XIII


3.Some of the games from the 360 List

Now as we can all see, each system has its flaws.The Wii is extremely repetitive with its games and the game have less promise, yet they are less expensive and aimed toward younger audiences(might be a plus)Yet the Wii has no real online capabilities compared to the other consoles and older audiences will get bored quickly of the Wii. The 360 floods you with expensive and awesome games that will drain your pockets in no time, along with the fee of online service. Finally the PS3 which has a system that is way overpriced(allegedly, seeing as a blu-ray player is built in, you are saving as you arespending), yet the games are still decent and there aren't too many(which is kind of a plus I guess), plus online service is free. So as you can see all systems have their flaws and you should just pick the right one for you and enjoy it, or of course you can buy all three like I did and see which is the ultimate system for real. I am not going to say the best system for a fight will break out, but they are all good or decent systems

BigBoi_24

i rest my case.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA******* LEMMINGS ON THESE MUTHA******* FORUMS!"

-Samuel L. Jackson on Lemmings

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#29 DA_B0MB
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You guys want to laugh? This one will knock you off your seat.

gears of war will get a 9

zelda will get a 10

zelda is game of the year

gears lmao not goty material

JIN-Omega

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#30 D0013ER
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You guys want to laugh? This one will knock you off your seat.

[QUOTE="JIN-Omega"]

gears of war will get a 9

zelda will get a 10

zelda is game of the year

gears lmao not goty material

DA_B0MB

It's a toss up between that and the general cow fallout after the Gears v. Resistance feud was settled.

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#31 EPaul
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[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?mistervengeance

on the contrary:

Look at the top games of each system.

wii:

1. Super Mario #10000000000000(and sony is unoriginal)

2. Super Smash Bros
(WOW 2 Mario games thats a big surprise. Like ther isnt enuf of them)

3. Metroid Prime

4. Pokemon

Now look at the other big hits coming up that are on the 360. And I am not gonna double space seeing as there is too many games.

1.GTA IX ( I wonder what you will take away this time, besides airplanes)

2.The Darkness

3.Mass Effect

4. Halo 3

5.Half-Life 2: The Orange Box
( Bout time)

6.BioShock

7.Dirt

8. Ace Combat 6: Fires Of Liberation

9.Gears Of War 2

10.Overlord

And Finally for the PS3

1. Metal Gear Solid:Guns Of The Patriots

2. Final Fantasy XIII


3.Some of the games from the 360 List

Now as we can all see, each system has its flaws.The Wii is extremely repetitive with its games and the game have less promise, yet they are less expensive and aimed toward younger audiences(might be a plus)Yet the Wii has no real online capabilities compared to the other consoles and older audiences will get bored quickly of the Wii. The 360 floods you with expensive and awesome games that will drain your pockets in no time, along with the fee of online service. Finally the PS3 which has a system that is way overpriced(allegedly, seeing as a blu-ray player is built in, you are saving as you arespending), yet the games are still decent and there aren't too many(which is kind of a plus I guess), plus online service is free. So as you can see all systems have their flaws and you should just pick the right one for you and enjoy it, or of course you can buy all three like I did and see which is the ultimate system for real. I am not going to say the best system for a fight will break out, but they are all good or decent systems

BigBoi_24

i rest my case.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA******* LEMMINGS ON THESE MUTHA******* FORUMS!"

-Samuel L. Jackson on Lemmings

[/QUOTE ]

i remember that guy he was really annoying

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#32 topcatyo
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I do remember a Nintendo fanboy said, after the Gears of War review and before the Twilight Princess review:

"If Gears got a 9.6, does that mean the minimum TP can get is a 9.7?" Of course, that's not exactly what he said, but he did say something along those lines.

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#33 leejohnson7
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[QUOTE="leejohnson7"][QUOTE="sensesxfail"]

[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?sensesxfail

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

So it's logical to generalise?

its logical to take what you know and apply it.

Not sure where you are going with that, but I don't see what relevance it has to what I said. Regardless, very few people, if anyone here have any good information that others dont already know, so they just end up applying what they think instead. That can sometimes be passed off as ignorant.

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#34 Hoffgod
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Here's the worst I've ever seen:
Gameplay isn't about how the game is played.dane-cook-sucks

:|
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#35 D0013ER
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Here's the worst I've ever seen:
[QUOTE="dane-cook-sucks"]Gameplay isn't about how the game is played.Hoffgod

:|

Holy hell, that must be the post of the century.

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#36 leejohnson7
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Here's the worst I've ever seen:
[QUOTE="dane-cook-sucks"]Gameplay isn't about how the game is played.Hoffgod

:|

Maybe he was talking about the controls.... ? *shrugs* I hope so anyway.

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#37 DA_B0MB
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Here's the worst I've ever seen:
[QUOTE="dane-cook-sucks"]Gameplay isn't about how the game is played.Hoffgod

:|

I find the quote in your sig funnier :lol:.

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#38 hkmp5a2
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Anything posted by GermanShepard.D0013ER

That sounds about right.

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#39 jackassultima
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the whole hitler and einstein statement

clechedusername
that made me actually lol, and i don't do that often.
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#40 deactivated-586249e1b64ba
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Anyone remember that one by wok7 about PCs and HD?

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#41 SuperVegeta518
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This is actually my favorite system wars topic. It still warms my heart to look at it.I can't belive that post was one and a half years ago.

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=24275800&page=0

good times

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Anything posted by GermanShepard.D0013ER

i concur, but he cracks me up so he doesnt bother me.

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#43 animorphsfan
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This one's not a stupid remark but it did make me laugh a little.

"Yeah, Samus is a girl. But word on the street is, Yoshi's a girl and Birdo's aguy. I chose not to believe it but yoshi does lay eggs and birdo shoots them out of his/her mouth. Did you guys ever think about that?" By: Superlink

BTWhkmp5a2 your sig is hilarious.

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#44 -Sora
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"PCs dont have HD"
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#45 Magical_Zebra
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"Bu bu but. We are paying for potential with the PS3. It is oozing with potential!!!" :shock:

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#46 D0013ER
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[QUOTE="D0013ER"]Anything posted by GermanShepard.istreakforfood

i concur, but he cracks me up so he doesnt bother me.

Are you kidding me, he's absolutely hilarious.

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#47 Sagacious_Tien
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I can't remember the exact quote, but it was something like:

"You hear all about how PS3 and Xbox 360 can do 720P and 1080P, how come you don't hear that on PC?"

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#48 mattyomo99
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i enjoyed my vary own quote when i was saying something about GeOW and to bash it i called it Queers of War.

it made me chuckle

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#49 skullkrusher13
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KeyWii: "I am not a fanboy" and more recently until getting banned(in a poll for biggest fanboy on SW) "I voted for myself"

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#50 latinrage69
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read sig.