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#51 Duckman5
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[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?sensesxfail

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

Tree-branch has an encyclopedia of ridiculous quotes.
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#52 thriteenthmonke
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'if motorstorm doesnt get atleast a 9.7 i will shoot myself'

-master charged

haha i think it was him, or was it powercharged, i dont rememeber!

sensesxfail

it was mastercharged

another good one was chocolatepenguy's E3 2006 damage control thread

"Giant crabs existed back then......"

lol

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#53 ProductNumber49
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recent one"The 360 already got Dreamcasted. The PS3 is outselling it 2 to 1."
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#54 wiistation360
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Nintendo doesn't make games, fool

:lol: we will never live that down.

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hahahaha:lol:i remember the night that cow said that,it got the forum crazy and everyone wuoted him,later on,we had a poll about the most stupid quote on SW and it won by large percent.that was 2005 i think.omg,timeruns sof fast:LOL:
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#55 JiveT
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recent one"The 360 already got Dreamcasted. The PS3 is outselling it 2 to 1."ProductNumber49

That was the flight of the conchords guy. He says things like that intentionally and consistently. Its not quite the same...funny...but not sincere.

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#56 jg4xchamp
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1-Nintendo doesnt make there own games
2-Hitler and Einstein
3- Who or what the zerg
4- Does PC even do HD
5- and PS3 FTW threads.
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#57 D0013ER
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[QUOTE="ProductNumber49"] recent one"The 360 already got Dreamcasted. The PS3 is outselling it 2 to 1."JiveT

That was the flight of the conchords guy. He says things like that intentionally and consistently. Its not quite the same...funny...but not sincere.

I'm pretty sure that guy was joking. He's into bitter sarcasm...

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#58 rwbojorquez
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I remember this one this guy ask why the pc does not have 480p 720p and when will theyhave it

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#59 S1xSh0t
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I remember this thread it was started by some guy called Scrunch Muppet

Smell it, people! That's the air of triumph

Ps3 price cut? - Mmmm! smells good!

Very high profile AAA (A?) guaranteed games on the way - Mmmm! smells good

More improvements to online to make it more robust and clear - Mmmm! Smell good

Increasing sales, especially in Europe - Mmmm! Smells good

PS3 getting better exclusives and superior muli-plats - Mmmm! smells good

PS3 getting the true version of GTA4 and not some crusty cold port with a ''teh extra

content!!!1'' That M$ can rip you off with - Mmmm! smells good

More developers flocking to ps3 because other systems are too tricky to develop

for (E.G. Sega and the wii) -Mmmm Smells good!

Better technology means games will always - ALWAYS- be better on the ps3 - Mmmm! Smells!

I found that so funny

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#60 RobbieH1234
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I can't remember the quote/s directly, but it was when gingerdivid claimed to be the one of the first people to play a videogame (Pong) although in the same thread he said he was 29 which would have made him -6 years old when the game was released. So he then claimed to be 39, but why would a 4 year old be one of the first people to play Pong? And then...**** it, I must find this thread. :lol:
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#61 Oemenia
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GingerDavid and TP looking better than ANY 360 game:lol:
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#62 Danm_999
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Some good ones in my sig.
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#63 horgen  Moderator
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anything said by powercharged.

"pc games aren't HD" that's one fo them

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"if halo 3 gets a better score than killzone or lair, i will remove my ballz and send them to bungie, after that i will accept ownage for 2 years, and then shoot my self.(the video will be on youtube)".......:?

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#65 gingerdivid
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Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

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#66 deactivated-5f6dd6241fdcc
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"WTF is a Samus? I said Metroid is a robot!"

I think it was PS3-FTW.

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#67 deactivated-5f6dd6241fdcc
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Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

gingerdivid

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

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#68 Danm_999
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[QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

wapahala

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Well, not gaming in it's entirety, just console gaming.

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"if halo 3 gets a better score than killzone or lair, i will remove my ballz and send them to bungie, after that i will accept ownage for 2 years, and then shoot my self.(the video will be on youtube)".......:?

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anamnawshad
Remember that one :lol: *laughs*
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#70 gingerdivid
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[QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

wapahala

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Are you trying to insult my intelligence? I am a gaming historian, I know damn well about video games.

Shigeru saved the North American Markert ONLY, not gaming as a whole. he didn't even savec onsole gaming.

So, I ask you. Have you ever read about gaming history?

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[QUOTE="wapahala"][QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

Danm_999

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Well, not gaming in it's entirety, just console gaming.

That's all they had. Video games.

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#72 Danm_999
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[QUOTE="Danm_999"][QUOTE="wapahala"][QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

wapahala

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Well, not gaming in it's entirety, just console gaming.

That's all they had. Video games.

PC games did fine on their own. In fact, they continued booming when the console market imploded.

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#73 gingerdivid
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[QUOTE="wapahala"][QUOTE="Danm_999"][QUOTE="wapahala"][QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

Danm_999

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Well, not gaming in it's entirety, just console gaming.

That's all they had. Video games.

PC games did fine on their own. In fact, they continued booming when the console market imploded.

The PC actually benefited from the crash, EA tapped into this and thats why they are as big as thy are today.
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#74 gingerdivid
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[QUOTE="Danm_999"][QUOTE="wapahala"][QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

wapahala

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Well, not gaming in it's entirety, just console gaming.

That's all they had. Video games.

Rerember, this was only in North America. Gaming was still alive eleswhere.
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[QUOTE="wapahala"][QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

gingerdivid

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Are you trying to insult my intelligence? I am a gaming historian, I know damn well about video games.

Shigeru saved the North American Markert ONLY, not gaming as a whole. he didn't even savec onsole gaming.

So, I ask you. Have you ever read about gaming history?



I too am a 'gaming historian' and I say you're wrong, thus my professional opinion negates yours.
Although I guess I wasn't able to play Pong when I was -6 so maybe you just beat me there.
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#76 a4reak
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Ladies and gentlemen we have a new quote to sink our teeth into

hd graphics are nohting compared to the wiimote.the wiimote gives you a experience like no other console to date. the wii is currenly destroying the competion . zelda tp is unlike any game i played before and continues to hold a special place in my heart. i played gears of war on an hd tv and the impovement in graphics compared to the wii were okay i guess. the diffrence is minimal and only fanboys think otherwise. the truth of the mater is that the wii is a much better console that is greatly built and games for it are amzing. i played wii sports for 14 hours straight with my friends and they loved it. the wii is the future of gaming aand people need to relize this.pintabear49blue


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#77 gingerdivid
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[QUOTE="gingerdivid"][QUOTE="wapahala"][QUOTE="gingerdivid"]

Various Sheep - "Nintendo saved gaming"

I love how they blindly follow misconceptions.

jimbob9999

Have you ever read about gaming history? Watch I, Videogame on DiscoveryChannel.

They basically say that Shigeru saved gaming with Mario and the NES.

Are you trying to insult my intelligence? I am a gaming historian, I know damn well about video games.

Shigeru saved the North American Markert ONLY, not gaming as a whole. he didn't even savec onsole gaming.

So, I ask you. Have you ever read about gaming history?



I too am a 'gaming historian' and I say you're wrong, thus my professional opinion negates yours.
Although I guess I wasn't able to play Pong when I was -6 so maybe you just beat me there.

*sigh* some fools wont let that subtle error I made slide.
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#78 Immortal_Evil
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Damn pitty i wasn't looking for quotes when Bruton NYC posted around here.

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#79 Forza_2
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Read sig.

PS: DX10 explosions sure are pretty !

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#80 jimbob9999
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*sigh* some fools wont let that subtle error I made slide.gingerdivid


I love how you call me a fool after all the 'subtle errors' you've made.
Please step off your pedastal for a moment and try and convey your points with the use of logic instead of: I'm a gaming historian and whatever I saw must be true.

Or at the very least, provide some evidence of your so called job.
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#81 tango90101
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"ps2 customers will buy the ps3"....

my favorite..

quoted by so many ps3 fanboys i can't name them all.... :)

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#83 Danm_999
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[QUOTE="gingerdivid"]*sigh* some fools wont let that subtle error I made slide.jimbob9999


I love how you call me a fool after all the 'subtle errors' you've made.
Please step off your pedastal for a moment and try and convey your points with the use of logic instead of: I'm a gaming historian and whatever I saw must be true.

Or at the very least, provide some evidence of you're so called job.

The quote in your sig is a definite contender to win this thread.

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#84 jimbob9999
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[QUOTE="jimbob9999"][QUOTE="gingerdivid"]*sigh* some fools wont let that subtle error I made slide.Danm_999



I love how you call me a fool after all the 'subtle errors' you've made.
Please step off your pedastal for a moment and try and convey your points with the use of logic instead of: I'm a gaming historian and whatever I saw must be true.

Or at the very least, provide some evidence of you're so called job.

The quote in your sig is a definite contender to win this thread.



:D
I had a quote from twinblade's Einstein and Hitler thread where he admitted the thread was "Massive Twinblade Ownage" not quite how he intended it though :D
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[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?sensesxfail

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

LOL! Lemmings just need to stop pretending like they know anything about hardware, because they just end up embarrassing themselves.

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[QUOTE="sensesxfail"]

[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?Hot_Potato

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

LOL! Lemmings just need to stop pretending like they know anything about hardware, because they just end up embarrassing themselves.

"LOL", and you do, because you're the oh so great hermit with the "ooh look at me I have a cool pc with teh DX10 graphix!1!!"

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#87 heretrix
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This is actually my favorite system wars topic. It still warms my heart to look at it.I can't belive that post was one and a half years ago.

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=24275800&page=0

good times

SuperVegeta518
Good times indeed. I miss the real system wars.
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#88 heretrix
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Almost anything by Wudi09, A_girl pre E3 2006.....
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#89 rzepak
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Any statement with "xflop" or "xbox 1.5" oh and anything that starts with "teh"
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#90 mmogoon
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[QUOTE="sensesxfail"]

[QUOTE="EPaul"]i've noticed most of these quotes are coming from sony fanboys havent any nintendo or microsoft fanboys said anything stupid?Hot_Potato

we generally try to use logic, however sometimes users like tree branch will get on here.

LOL! Lemmings just need to stop pretending like they know anything about hardware, because they just end up embarrassing themselves.

Hermits>all human beings amirite?

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Rumble causes nerve damage.
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#92 Pepperpop10
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Mario is a dragon.

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[QUOTE="PS3_FTW"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]See... sig...PannicAtack
i dont see why people have quoted me in their sigs, all i said was that Matroid is a robot, how many humans do you know that can shoot lazers from their hands and turn into a bowling ball?

I already PM'd you about that. Metroid is not a robot. The Metroids (plural) are parasites. The character you are talking about is Samus Aran, who is not a robot. >_>

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#94 Jagazaar
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See sig. How anyone can think Nintendo doesn't make games is beyond me.....
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read my sig :lol:
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[QUOTE="JiveT"]

[QUOTE="ProductNumber49"] recent one"The 360 already got Dreamcasted. The PS3 is outselling it 2 to 1."D0013ER

That was the flight of the conchords guy. He says things like that intentionally and consistently. Its not quite the same...funny...but not sincere.

I'm pretty sure that guy was joking. He's into bitter sarcasm...

:-(
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All of my favorites have already been posted, going through this whole thread was so much fun!
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#98 blizzvalve
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Who is Samus? I said Metroid was a robot.

-PS3_FTW

I still crack up every time I think of it.

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#99 DarthLukeboy
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"lol Hitler and Einstein weren't even in the same time period n00b"

The whole PS3 dusting techniques thread - 2nd highest in the PS3 forum.

When ANYONE tries to dethrone Crysis graphics or gameplay.

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#100 Hinata237
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Some dude said something like this: "The PS3 graphics can't even compare with the Wii's"