Galaxy should be Mario's last game. Seriously, its getting pathetic...

taht he keeps having to rescue this damn princess!

its the biggest misallocation of time and effort ever.

Here we have some rich princess living in a CASTLE who is like super rich, and some goomba lord can just walk right up and kidnap her???

WHY doesn't Princess Peach have an army??? Wouldn't she have some army of mushroom dudes with fireballs who can exercise shroom usage?

Peach needs to quit wasting her money going on stupid vacations to **** mario

Its her own damn fault and responsibility, not Mario's.

Why do you support SMG in your sig then? :?hiho24

As long as it's fun, I don't care how many times Peach gets into trouble.

taht he keeps having to rescue this damn princess!

its the biggest misallocation of time and effort ever.

Here we have some rich princess living in a CASTLE who is like super rich, and some goomba lord can just walk right up and kidnap her???

WHY doesn't Princess Peach have an army??? Wouldn't she have some army of mushroom dudes with fireballs who can exercise shroom usage?

Peach needs to quit wasting her money going on stupid vacations to **** mario

Its her own damn fault and responsibility, not Mario's.

DivergeUnify

well... arent there 13 final fantasys + remakes and spin offs? aren´t there 10 metal gears? as long as the game sells and they are quality games, they keep making them. Very few companys let their franchises end gracefully, usually that only happens when said company goes bankrupt (System shock anyone? )

Dude it's a freaking made up story.... It's just like any random cartoon... The plot doesn't have to be put in real life...brightshadow525

And in case some of you tighta**es havent' realized, this is a joke thread :|

[QUOTE="brightshadow525"]Dude it's a freaking made up story.... It's just like any random cartoon... The plot doesn't have to be put in real life...DivergeUnify

And in case some of you tighta**es havent' realized, this is a joke thread :|

now a days its hard to tell the diference between joke threads and fanboy threads, lol

well i´ll tell you this, in super mario bros 3 for the NES bowser had 7 kids and no wife, yet bowser only seems to be interested on princess peach... interesting huh?

nintendo is gonna continue milking mario for as long as people are willing to buy the titles
they'll sprinkle some ridiculous suits, or water spraying thing on him as "new content" and continue to reap your wallets!

isnt that the idea of having an official mascot??

He keeps moving software,

Look at Wii's best selling games,

Strikers, Party Party and soon enough Galaxy and SB's

taht he keeps having to rescue this damn princess!

its the biggest misallocation of time and effort ever.

Here we have some rich princess living in a CASTLE who is like super rich, and some goomba lord can just walk right up and kidnap her???

WHY doesn't Princess Peach have an army??? Wouldn't she have some army of mushroom dudes with fireballs who can exercise shroom usage?

Peach needs to quit wasting her money going on stupid vacations to **** mario

Its her own damn fault and responsibility, not Mario's.

DivergeUnify

[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]

[QUOTE="brightshadow525"]Dude it's a freaking made up story.... It's just like any random cartoon... The plot doesn't have to be put in real life...stika

And in case some of you tighta**es havent' realized, this is a joke thread :|

now a days its hard to tell the diference between joke threads and fanboy threads, lol

well i´ll tell you this, in super mario bros 3 for the NES bowser had 7 kids and no wife, yet bowser only seems to be interested on princess peach... interesting huh?

As long as it's fun, I don't care how many times Peach gets into trouble.

DementedDragon

i agree with you.

they are giving it a new direction. make more

Mario will NEVER die, get over it.groudyogre

to me, everyone who complains about marios plot is retarded, coz its common knowledge that plot means nothing in a mario game, and the focus is on fun and gameplay. and to me smg looks pretty damn fun

Super Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros. 2 (the Lost Levels in Japan), Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island, Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy.

There have only been eight primary Mario games on consoles since the orginal Super Mario Bros. NES game. Starting with SM64, there have only been one per generation.

That's not getting pathetic, especially when the Mario games aren't part of some huge, complex interconnected story. As long as they are fun and add something new to the equation each time...who cares how many there are? Plus, all of those games are solid games. Sure, SMS flopped here, but it still got an 8.0. When Mario games start falling into the 6.0-5.0 range with each successive entry, then it will be time to kill it off for good, or at least for a while.

I hear that in the next Mario game, we will find that all of the key characters (Mario, Peach, Bowser, Luigi, etc.) are alljust pawns in some kind of super secret super convoluted intergalactic conspiracy involving genetic engineering andtime travel.

It's going to seriously blow all of your minds and make you look at all of the other Mario games in a totally new light.

You heard it here first folks.

There have been more ratchet and clank platformers (if you can call them that) in the past 4 years than there have been Mario platformers in the past 10. Mario isn't getting washed up, and he never will be. And as far as the story goes... I have yet to play a game with a truly compelling storyline. Games aren't made in such a way that they will be able to tell a story as effectively as a book or a movie can. It's just not the nature of games.

now why would princess peach hire an army when she knows that her castle plumber will save her if something happens to her for free? she doesn't even had to put out for crying out loud. i feel bad for mario, always saving the princess put never getting any royal punannie!frankeyser

Indeed. I get the feeling that Mario's pants aren't the only thing that's blue :(

There have been more ratchet and clank platformers (if you can call them that) in the past 4 years than there have been Mario platformers in the past 10. Mario isn't getting washed up, and he never will be. And as far as the story goes... I have yet to play a game with a truly compelling storyline. Games aren't made in such a way that they will be able to tell a story as effectively as a book or a movie can. It's just not the nature of games.

i_like_pizza

actually it is, just look at farheneith (i have no idea how to spell that) AKA indigo prophecy, final fantasys, Syberia, Bioshock, or legacy of kain series

I hear that in the next Mario game, we will find that all of the key characters (Mario, Peach, Bowser, Luigi, etc.) are alljust pawns in some kind of super secret super convoluted intergalactic conspiracy involving genetic engineering andtime travel.

It's going to seriously blow all of your minds and make you look at all of the other Mario games in a totally new light.

You heard it here first folks.

buuzer0

FoR REaLZOrZ!!11/?/11!!!???1/?1/?F1/? :o

taht he keeps having to rescue this damn princess!

its the biggest misallocation of time and effort ever.

Here we have some rich princess living in a CASTLE who is like super rich, and some goomba lord can just walk right up and kidnap her???

WHY doesn't Princess Peach have an army??? Wouldn't she have some army of mushroom dudes with fireballs who can exercise shroom usage?

Peach needs to quit wasting her money going on stupid vacations to **** mario

Its her own damn fault and responsibility, not Mario's.

DivergeUnify

First, i would like to say that its just a game. Second, its Mario. Third, its Mario. Lastly, who cares really as long as the game gets AAA.

Maybe because Peach has some feelings for Bowser?.. Don't know..KungfuKitten

could be true she did marry bowser though she says it was against her will but is she just saying that ;)

[QUOTE="i_like_pizza"]

There have been more ratchet and clank platformers (if you can call them that) in the past 4 years than there have been Mario platformers in the past 10. Mario isn't getting washed up, and he never will be. And as far as the story goes... I have yet to play a game with a truly compelling storyline. Games aren't made in such a way that they will be able to tell a story as effectively as a book or a movie can. It's just not the nature of games.

stika

actually it is, just look at farheneith (i have no idea how to spell that) AKA indigo prophecy, final fantasys, Syberia, Bioshock, or legacy of kain series

If you're going to use FF as a game containing a "good" storyline, you just proved my point.

Games simply cannot do it as effectively as books or movies can.

[QUOTE="buuzer0"]

I hear that in the next Mario game, we will find that all of the key characters (Mario, Peach, Bowser, Luigi, etc.) are alljust pawns in some kind of super secret super convoluted intergalactic conspiracy involving genetic engineering andtime travel.

It's going to seriously blow all of your minds and make you look at all of the other Mario games in a totally new light.

You heard it here first folks.

i_like_pizza

FoR REaLZOrZ!!11/?/11!!!???1/?1/?F1/? :o

I can't say much, but remember "Your princess is in another castle"? Well, lets just say that there is a much deeper meaning behind both the words and that sequence.

:shock:

[QUOTE="stika"][QUOTE="i_like_pizza"]

There have been more ratchet and clank platformers (if you can call them that) in the past 4 years than there have been Mario platformers in the past 10. Mario isn't getting washed up, and he never will be. And as far as the story goes... I have yet to play a game with a truly compelling storyline. Games aren't made in such a way that they will be able to tell a story as effectively as a book or a movie can. It's just not the nature of games.

i_like_pizza

actually it is, just look at farheneith (i have no idea how to spell that) AKA indigo prophecy, final fantasys, Syberia, Bioshock, or legacy of kain series

If you're going to use FF as a game containing a "good" storyline, you just proved my point.

Games simply cannot do it as effectively as books or movies can.

nice way to completely ignore every other game i said

if your going to say FF doesnt have a "good" storyline you just prooved my point that you know nothing about gaming

you see what i did there?

OH MY GOD ALL YOU FANBOYS NEED TO STOP BEING SERIOUS I SAID TWICE THIS WAS A JOKE THREAD

Christ

OH MY GOD ALL YOU FANBOYS NEED TO STOP BEING SERIOUS I SAID TWICE THIS WAS A JOKE THREAD

Christ

DivergeUnify

I got teh lulz... :oops:

[QUOTE="i_like_pizza"][QUOTE="stika"][QUOTE="i_like_pizza"]

There have been more ratchet and clank platformers (if you can call them that) in the past 4 years than there have been Mario platformers in the past 10. Mario isn't getting washed up, and he never will be. And as far as the story goes... I have yet to play a game with a truly compelling storyline. Games aren't made in such a way that they will be able to tell a story as effectively as a book or a movie can. It's just not the nature of games.

stika

actually it is, just look at farheneith (i have no idea how to spell that) AKA indigo prophecy, final fantasys, Syberia, Bioshock, or legacy of kain series

If you're going to use FF as a game containing a "good" storyline, you just proved my point.

Games simply cannot do it as effectively as books or movies can.

nice way to completely ignore every other game i said

if your going to say FF doesnt have a "good" storyline you just prooved my point that you dont know nothing about gaming

you see what i did there?

Is there is a need for me to bash something if I didn't know what I was talking about? You should be commending me for not being a mindless fanboy and saying all of those storylines weren't that great. I wouldn't know.

I'll get Bioshock along with an upgrade to my PC soon, but I'm in no rush. I have a plethora of FPSs at my disposal. I never played the legacy of kain series, never played indigo prophecy, and never played Syberia. I wouldn't really know whether those have "good" stories or not.

I do know however, that certain games which are acclaimed for their story-telling elements, such as the MGS series, various A/A games such as SotC, GoW, certain aspects of the Zelda storyline, even Halo's story is praised by many, Max Payne, Deus Ex, etc etc etc... don't have compelling stories to the same level as a book would be able to drive that story. They might have the same plot. The plot of a game can be quite compelling, but the story-telling elements will never be as good, because that isn't what games were made to do, and that is ALL a book does.

This isn't a difficult concept, and it's not like I'm bashing games. I'm simply stating something that's obvious.

OH MY GOD ALL YOU FANBOYS NEED TO STOP BEING SERIOUS I SAID TWICE THIS WAS A JOKE THREAD

Christ

DivergeUnify

its too late the evil is spreading