Games that you wish didn't exist.

: D I have a couple.

+Timesplitters:Future Perfect.

I was so, so, so happy when another timesplitters was annouced. Then, they strip it of its quirky british humor and slap on mindless fart jokes and bad B movie humor. Also, all of the girl characters where turned into sluts. The gameplay was meh. Very meh.

+Soul Calibur 3

They give us beautiful soul calibur 2 on all platforms! Boy, those where the days. Hey? A new Soul Calibur game is coming out?! Awesome! It has create a character too?! Double Awesome!

Horrible AI. Crap Story mode. They nerfed several non-cheap characters and basically ruined create a character by neglecting to include a way to change the body shape of your character.

So now my grandmother has the body of a 20 year old girl.

**** you namco. But thank you for bringing Rock back.

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That's all I can think off.

Deus Ex: Invisible War

Alone in the Dark 2 and 4.

Errr.. Mario Party 2-8

Escape from Monkey Island.

Escape from Monkey Island.

Lilac_Benjie

D:

Why?

WHY?!

[QUOTE="Lilac_Benjie"]

Escape from Monkey Island.

mushroomscout89

D:

Why?

WHY?!

It sucked compared to the first three?

Agreed with scIII, plus the harry potter games and mario party franchise.

[QUOTE="mushroomscout89"][QUOTE="Lilac_Benjie"]

Escape from Monkey Island.

Lilac_Benjie

D:

Why?

WHY?!

It sucked compared to the first three?

Splinter Cell games 1-3, utterly boring!

Any WII from now foward, cuse they've been used to much, that mean you, MoH Airborne!(Apart BiA, that looks sweet :D)

Splinter Cell games 1-3, utterly boring!

Any WII from now foward, cuse they've been used to much, that mean you, MoH Airborne!(Apart BiA, that looks sweet :D)

therealmcc0y

o-o?

sorry WII was world war two games if u didnt get what i meant

Hour of Victory: it's appalling how bad this game is. I'd rather eat rotten cheese with maggots than play this awful game.

Both Cooking mama games: they're very shallow

All World War 2 shooters from this point on: they're only so much you can do with WWII.

Call of Duty 3: So many things for me to complain about. There's the totally bland environments due to the focus being solely on France. Whenever you load a level, you have to watch a cutscene and you can't skip it. The campaigns, though playing from different sides, felt the same unlike CoD1 or CoD2, where playing for the British had more solo gameplay, playing for the Russians had intense nearly suicidal raids, and playing for the Americans was a balance of the two. Action sequences sucked. Numerous bugs.

25 to Life
It's so bad, so bad, bad, bad, so horribly bad it should've been banned because of it. It's bad partly because it's awful as a game with terrible level design and poorly implemented (and few) gameplay mechanics etc. And partly because it tries so unbelievably hard to sell based on the hardcore dawg yo-ness and ride on the popularity of San Andreas it becomes disgusting. But occasionally unintentionally hilarious I must admit. It utterly fails at everything.
InsaneBasura

I second that.

World of Warcraft

wasted so much time and money on this game,glad I quit.

Crappy movie based games like Pirates of The Carribean, Shrek, Spiderman, etc. majadamus

i agree.. they all are very bad

Shenmue.

No explanation necessary.

-Red Steel

Phantasy Star Universe.

Errr.. Mario Party 2-8

NATATO

Agreed, Mario Party 1 was pretty cool, after that it got old so fast.

zelda games because they are so amazing i have to play them all the time. i even dropped out of high school so i could play all of them more. im playing TP for the 5th timerkay36

any tom clancy game in recent years

metal gear solid 2

every sonic game not on the genesis or DS

Motorstorm

Desu Ex Invisible War

thief dealy shadows

Mario Sunshine

the starfox games on the gamecube

Hour of Victory: it's appalling how bad this game is. I'd rather eat rotten cheese with maggots than play this awful game.

Both Cooking mama games: they're very shallow

All World War 2 shooters from this point on: they're only so much you can do with WWII.

dracula_16

I agree.

[QUOTE="NATATO"]

Errr.. Mario Party 2-8

goodlay

Agreed, Mario Party 1 was pretty cool, after that it got old so fast.

Every single F'N Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest Spinoff barring Final Fantasy Tactics. Enough with the milkage Square Enix. You got more DQ and FF games announced then Mario and Megaman combined. You know you have other franchises, you know we want another Chrono, and you damn well know you can make other games. I have no problem with the main installments but you guys are killing me. You guys are like the EA of the RPG world.Blackbond

you realize that every single Final Fantasy game in the main series (barring spin-offs like FF X-2 and DoC) are COMPLETELY different from one another right?

[QUOTE="Blackbond"]Every single F'N Final Fantasy or Dragon Quest Spinoff barring Final Fantasy Tactics. Enough with the milkage Square Enix. You got more DQ and FF games announced then Mario and Megaman combined. You know you have other franchises, you know we want another Chrono, and you damn well know you can make other games. I have no problem with the main installments but you guys are killing me. You guys are like the EA of the RPG world.TaCoDuDe

you realize that every single Final Fantasy game in the main series (barring spin-offs like FF X-2 and DoC) are COMPLETELY different from one another right?

He said every single FF spinoff, not instalment

Shenmue.

No explanation necessary.

Spartan_3

The explanation better be because the series was never finished and it left a gaping hole in your life...

"I'm looking for some sailors...."

Any game produced by Mystique.

If you don't know what company that is, TRUST ME... You don't need or want to know. Ugh... :?

Not all games based on a movie is bad, how about all those Star Wars games?

KOTOR 1,2 - Dark Forces 2,1 - Battle Front 2 and the first one.... - Republic commandos?

Never Winter Nights... PC game. Most boring game i have played. Oh and may I say it. Sonic Heros, and a few other Sonic games. I know I have more. I'll post them up when i think of 'em.

Im sorry TC, in sheer features, TS: FP > Ts2. But still, they still coated the game with the "user-friendly" atmosphere that seemed stale. But, the layout of the game itself in terms of options vastly surpassed TS2. organic_machine

I agree, TS: FP is one of my favourite shooters ever. I never played the first two though so I guess I'm not 'hardcore' enough to appreciate how awful Future Perfect is... apparently, having a singleplayer mode is now casual.

[QUOTE="organic_machine"]Im sorry TC, in sheer features, TS: FP > Ts2. But still, they still coated the game with the "user-friendly" atmosphere that seemed stale. But, the layout of the game itself in terms of options vastly surpassed TS2. chutup

I agree, TS: FP is one of my favourite shooters ever. I never played the first two though so I guess I'm not 'hardcore' enough to appreciate how awful Future Perfect is... apparently, having a singleplayer mode is now casual.

Exactly, and NO ONE can deny how awesome the character menu dialogues are. No one. They didn't have that in TS2, and it was very welcome in FP, IMO.