if Dante , Ryu Hayabusa,LINK AND Kratos walked in a bar ,who would walk out?

It's friday night and everyone's cutting loss. Ryu Hayabusa is out on the town. He walk into a bar and there he sees dante acting like a drunk frat boy he is. Like the quiet guy he is, he pay him no mindand goes and gets a drink at the bar table. On the other side of the table is link drink of all things "milk". Who drinks milk in bar? Any way ryu waits for his drink when Kratos comes in with load of women. He's loud,proud and the most agressive one in the bar. Soon dante sees link is drinking milk, he goes over to him and teases him about it. LINK , in anger pushes Dante......in toKratos and knocks his drink all over him.. Krato in anger demand Danta to buy a new drink or pay. Dante laughs in his face. And Kratos , who is always anger and never once to be insulted infont of his ladies, attacks Dante.... and misses hitting Ryu. Ryu , who does not want to lose honuorby let an attack like gowith outpunishment gets ready to get in the fray. He pulls out his katana and....in error knocks over links milk. Now link loves his milk and hate not being able to finish it and he attacks ryu..

who would win this fight?

Snake.

Cuz he be in a cardboard box or a Large Keg.

sniping everybody out.

the master cheif comes out of no where and kills them all

the end :P

The bar would explode.D0013ER

yup

link drink of all things "milk". Who drinks milk in bar? dreman999

The Romani Ranch milk in Majora's Mask has alcohol in it. NoA censored that out. :P

Anyway, the answer: none of them.

Kirby would enter the bar and eat them all, becoming Dantryulinktos Kirby.

Link. He's not old enough to drink, and would be asked to leave by the bartender.AfterShafter

If you read it he said Link was drinking milk. LMAO!!!

[QUOTE="AfterShafter"]Link. He's not old enough to drink, and would be asked to leave by the bartender.Socrates88

If you read it he said Link was drinking milk. LMAO!!!

ogical explanation right here right now.

It has been proven that link is pretty feminine...look at what he wears!!! Wtf?!?!. Plus Link doesnt have magic, guns, ninja cool moves etc. Link would be the first one to die.

Dante does have the guns and awesome moves, but he would get too cocky and full of himself and he would lose. Plus he loses health to easily. Those games are hard.

So that leaves Kratos and Ryu, and i really dont know who would win. Kratos and his blades or ryu and his ninja goodness. I am really not sure there. THeyd probably kill each other. Nobody walks out.

[QUOTE="Socrates88"]

[QUOTE="AfterShafter"]Link. He's not old enough to drink, and would be asked to leave by the bartender.AfterShafter

If you read it he said Link was drinking milk. LMAO!!!

it's a joke dude...No sense of humor what so ever.

Lara Croft then walks in, distracting all of them. This calms them down.
They then sit down, share a couple of drinks, share some war stories, and then go out for a drunken night of slaughtering Goombas.

[QUOTE="D0013ER"]The bar would explode.samusarmada

yup

Link wouldn't make it through the door - not old enough.

Dante would leave with a tranny before any fight broke out.

Ryu would spend all his time eating free peanuts and Kratos would beat the Hell out of everyone else in the bar.

Chuck Norris.SemiMaster

This thread is over.:P

Seriosuly, anyone who thinks link has a snowballs chance in hell is deluding himelf.

links' moveset is so weak, really, all of them are better fighters than he. Link should stick to item collecting and let the big boys scrap it out.

Link would down a few shots and vomit into a empty bottle.

"Congratulations, you've caught your own vomit!"

Then he holds it up proudly.

Dante loves trannies.

Lara Croft then walks in, distracting all of them. This calms them down.
They then sit down, share a couple of drinks, share some war stories, and then go out for a drunken night of slaughtering Goombas.

Hoffgod

If Mr. T and Chuck Norris were bouncers, this wouldn't even be an issue...D0013ER

This one made me chukkle.:D

Depends. If its hand-to-hand combat, Kratos wins. If they can use all of their fancy gadgets and what-not, Link wins.SmashBrosLegend

**** no, he still wouldn't win. Blades of Chaos to the head on the outset.

Tyu is a mortal, he would die FIRST, next would be link and it will be a tough battle between Kratos and Dante but Dante will win.Armored_cell

Umm...Ryu killed Satan...that's a pretty badass mortal. He might not win (blasphemy!), but he certainly wouldn't be the first to go down.

Link,because of the amount of useful items he has.

[QUOTE="Armored_cell"]Tyu is a mortal, he would die FIRST, next would be link and it will be a tough battle between Kratos and Dante but Dante will win.D0013ER

Umm...Ryu killed Satan...that's a pretty badass mortal. He might not win (blasphemy!), but he certainly wouldn't be the first to go down.

how is he a mortal?? did no one play NG, he dies right near the start of the game

[QUOTE="Armored_cell"]Tyu is a mortal, he would die FIRST, next would be link and it will be a tough battle between Kratos and Dante but Dante will win.D0013ER

Umm...Ryu killed Satan...that's a pretty badass mortal. He might not win (blasphemy!), but he certainly wouldn't be the first to go down.

[QUOTE="D0013ER"]

[QUOTE="Armored_cell"]Tyu is a mortal, he would die FIRST, next would be link and it will be a tough battle between Kratos and Dante but Dante will win.onewiththegame

Umm...Ryu killed Satan...that's a pretty badass mortal. He might not win (blasphemy!), but he certainly wouldn't be the first to go down.

how is he a mortal?? did no one play NG, he dies right near the start of the game

Well...kind of, they left that part rather ambiguous as to whether he actually died or just got eff'ed up real bad.

lol awesome story man.

I would have to say Dante because his just going to be all over the place with his speed, acrobatic skills and stylish moves, not to mention his cocky attitude :)

Tingle was already in the bar, and beat the crap out of everyone else. And then he walks out of the bar.

[QUOTE="onewiththegame"][QUOTE="D0013ER"]

[QUOTE="Armored_cell"]Tyu is a mortal, he would die FIRST, next would be link and it will be a tough battle between Kratos and Dante but Dante will win.D0013ER

Umm...Ryu killed Satan...that's a pretty badass mortal. He might not win (blasphemy!), but he certainly wouldn't be the first to go down.

how is he a mortal?? did no one play NG, he dies right near the start of the game

Well...kind of, they left that part rather ambiguous as to whether he actually died or just got eff'ed up real bad.

Legendary Dark Knight Dante will transform into Demon King Sparda and murder everyone one of them.

[QUOTE="onewiththegame"][QUOTE="D0013ER"]

[QUOTE="Armored_cell"]Tyu is a mortal, he would die FIRST, next would be link and it will be a tough battle between Kratos and Dante but Dante will win.D0013ER

Umm...Ryu killed Satan...that's a pretty badass mortal. He might not win (blasphemy!), but he certainly wouldn't be the first to go down.

how is he a mortal?? did no one play NG, he dies right near the start of the game

Well...kind of, they left that part rather ambiguous as to whether he actually died or just got eff'ed up real bad.

sorry dude go play the game again, he dies at the start and turns in to a bird at the end, doesn't sound like something a mortal would or could do

but I'm not here to talk NG

Link would be first the Dante(just played DMC3 for the first time like a month ago and I must say Dante is one stupid guys, he acts like a 16 year old who watches to much MTV ) than it would be a crazy fight between Ryu and Kratos