if Dante , Ryu Hayabusa,LINK AND Kratos walked in a bar ,who would walk out?

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#151 JMart0492
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I've laughed at these last 8 pages alot.

And BTW Link would win because he would take one swipe with his sword and make that little annoying "hi-ya' sound and everyone else would start ROTFL.Then Link would go cry to Minda, and Minda would beat the 3 laughing men because she doesn't want Link to be sad.

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#152 Juggernaut140
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I cant believe only 2 people said Duke Nukem. He owned an entire empire of aliens 10 times. He was on a mission to save every babe in the world and then he had the sexy time with them in "Operation Repopulation".
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#153 Runningflame570
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I cant believe only 2 people said Duke Nukem. He owned an entire empire of aliens 10 times. He was on a mission to save every babe in the world and then he had the sexy time with them in "Operation Repopulation".Juggernaut140

Duke Nukem in his prime I would agree with, but he became a drunk and went into rehab and hes not out yet.

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#154 Deactivation
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[QUOTE="Juggernaut140"]I cant believe only 2 people said Duke Nukem. He owned an entire empire of aliens 10 times. He was on a mission to save every babe in the world and then he had the sexy time with them in "Operation Repopulation".Runningflame570

Duke Nukem in his prime I would agree with, but he became a drunk and went into rehab and hes not out yet.



I lol'd.

...and I still say Dante and Ryu would eff that place up.
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#155 Runningflame570
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I lol'd.

...and I still say Dante and Ryu would eff that place up.
Deactivation

Hey, at least Duke is better off than Crash Bandicoot. He took a few tokes on some bad herb and hasn't been able to even near recovery since.

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#156 the-very-best
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I voted Kratos. Crazy, crazy man!

I'm a bit surprised Link is doing so well in the poll. I mean, he's tough but the others are really tough.

Snake.
Cuz he be in a cardboard box or a Large Keg.
sniping everybody out.SpecialForcesOp

The bar would explode.D0013ER

:lol:

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#157 Catastrophe123
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Snake is already in the bar in his cardboard box, when the other enter, hes gonna turn on his active camoflauge and use his C&C moves to immobilize each one of em and then tranquilize them.

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#158 Catastrophe123
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[QUOTE="aka_aj03"]

Let put this guy in because we know he never like to miss a party

kryloc

Is she dancing at the time? Cause I don't see any of them caring to much over a little spilt milk.

Also, to those who doubt Kratos fighting skills, isn't he a spartan? Bread for war and combat? Or was he an Athean?

Rofl, Kratos is a spartan. and yeah he was MADE for combat.

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#159 Luigi_Vincetana
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Kratos would be the first to go. Of the bunch, he's the slowest and has absolutely terrible defense, Link would simply shoot him with a light arrow and he'd be gone. Link would then be the next to go, despite his almost perfect defense, his lack of defying physics would be his downfall. Then, finally, Ryu would win simply because he's a ninja and ninja's are awesome.
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#160 ND_basic
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thts a nice story abt how they gt into each others way...lol

link drinkin milk??...hehehee

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#161 Laserwolf65
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What pathetic fanboys voted for link?
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#162 KrazyKev26
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lol whoo knows but i still think Kratos would whip em all especially with Atlas Quake that magic is just holy crap.
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#163 Tamarind_Face
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[QUOTE="CB4McGusto"]Some up and coming video editor ought to create a video on this epic battle. Somebody call the dude who did that Master Cheif vs. Samus video and tell him to get busy! Runningflame570

Hows it feel to have the Cavs down 0-3 in the Finals?

King James has been assassinated.

cmon... cavs only got james while spurs has 3 superstars: Ginobli, parker and duncan.

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#164 Supafly1
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CHUCK NORRIS!
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#165 luigigreen
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Easy, Mario. After everyone's worn out, Mario comes in, jumps on all of them and gets a 1 UP. :)
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#166 humaneater
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well id say kratos. But if Mario walked in there... whoo boy. He'd freaking jump on them!
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#167 donaldo1989
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Kratos would come first place by a long shot

Then Dante

Then Ryu

Then Link

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#168 ramen613
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1 kratos 2 link and ryu 3 dante
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#169 mlbslugger86
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come on, kratos would dismember link and kill ryu with his own sword...then master chief sticks a plama grenade and kill everyone in the bar:twisted:
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#170 deactivated-5f6dd6241fdcc
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Link. He's not old enough to drink, and would be asked to leave by the bartender.AfterShafter

GENIUS!

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#171 Riverwolf007
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Fight??? Wouldn't they all have a few drinks and leave together holding hands? Ok, thats just a joke Kratos would stay at the bar.
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#173 sikanderahmed
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Kratos da baddest warrior ever

no one can stop him

he is the best ever

he is genghis khan

he is mike tyson

link can't stand a chance

he will rip his heart

and eat his wolf for breakfast

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#174 Private_Vegas
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Kratos. No shirt. No shoes. No service
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#175 animorphsfan
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Link. He turns into a wolf and kills all of them.
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#176 xtremexylophone
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Chuck Norris
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#177 hyruledweller
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This son of a gun would already be in there, going for a pint after beating his wife.

He would crush them all!

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#178 power_rangerer
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no one. they would all get drunk and meatspin each other.
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#179 thejakel11225
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After playing GOW 1 and 2 i find it very difficult for anybody anymore to even scratch Kratos, i mean the guy is a god slayer, how much more bad ass can he get?.
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#180 mavven
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Who would win? Either Link or Kratos. Link would turn into a wolf and beat everyones ass. Kratos would just chop everyone in half. People to him are nothing compared to Ares.JMart0492

Partly agreed

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#181 nishamuffypuppy
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Dante has a gun... :D
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#182 freshfighter83
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Link wouldn't make it through the door - not old enough.

Dante would leave with a tranny before any fight broke out.

Ryu would spend all his time eating free peanuts and Kratos would beat the Hell out of everyone else in the bar.

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I reckon your spot on. Funny

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#183 MoldOnHold
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The bar would explode since so much awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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#184 MasterChief1013
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kratos never smile. ever seen em smile ? it's not possible. not to mention he's a god slayer.
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#185 lafigueroa
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*Head explodes*