If each system was a dessert...

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#1 insanejedi
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The Xbox360 would be Pie

The PS3 would be Cake

The Wii would be Ice cream

The Xbox360 has a wide Varity of different kinds of flavors but mostly containing the fruit Varity (shooters). However it can also branch out into other types like Pudding (Racing) and meat (RPG's) and will probably have good topping support to come. However the system crust has a tendency to fall apart because it wasn't baked properly or was taken out of the oven too quickly (Red ring).

The PS3 is more like a pound cake or a sponge cake that in itself is delicious however it is suffering from topping support (third parties). It still has a decent Varity such as chocolate frosting (shooters) and butter cream (racing). However their are only about one or two of these (Resistance) (Motorstorm), but on the horizon their seems to be a larger Varity of these to come such as chocolate chunks (Killzone) and fruit (Little Big Planet.) Cake is also the prettiest of all three with a slick sexy design.

The Wii is like Ice Cream in which it offers something different then Cake or Pie in that it takes certain toppings used in the two and gives it a creamy twist (Madden). Ice Cream is the most popular out of the three but suffers from the people only experiencing one note of flavor which is vanilla (wii sports). And also suffers from people shoveling in flavors that wont work or isn't incorporated properly such as orange chunks or banana chunks in Ice Cream (All shovel ware.) However its creators (nintendo) will go on to create flavors that work with ice cream such as chocolate (wiifit) and strawberry (wiiware.)

While the Pie and Cake battle it out for supremacy, the key thing is, is that since ice cream offers something different, people with Cake or Pie should also pick up ice cream as a complement, and ice cream owners should also get cake or pie to complement the ice cream. Without the delicious creaminess of ice cream, cake and pie itself are great, but brimming with potential. And without the texture of Cake or Pie, ice cream is just one note of several others that are slightly different.

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#2 High_Spy
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So what do you usually do on Friday nights? :lol:
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lol you must be one fat sob
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#4 sam280992
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lol you must be one fat sobbayareahusla

I would laugh if you were one yourself...

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#5 Wave360
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Lol nice comparrison :lol:

Heres the PC:

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0753679220071107?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews&rpc=22&sp=true

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#6 bayareahusla
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lol looks like what i said touched you
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The Xbox360 would be Pie

The PS3 would be Cake

The Wii would be Ice cream

The Xbox360 has a wide Varity of different kinds of flavors but mostly containing the fruit Varity (shooters). However it can also branch out into other types like Pudding (Racing) and meat (RPG's) and will probably have good topping support to come. However the system crust has a tendency to fall apart because it wasn't baked properly or was taken out of the oven too quickly (Red ring).

The PS3 is more like a pound cake or a sponge cake that in itself is delicious however it is suffering from topping support (third parties). It still has a decent Varity such as chocolate frosting (shooters) and butter cream (racing). However their are only about one or two of these (Resistance) (Motorstorm), but on the horizon their seems to be a larger Varity of these to come such as chocolate chunks (Killzone) and fruit (Little Big Planet.) Cake is also the prettiest of all three with a slick sexy design.

The Wii is like Ice Cream in which it offers something different then Cake or Pie in that it takes certain toppings used in the two and gives it a creamy twist (Madden). Ice Cream is the most popular out of the three but suffers from the people only experiencing one note of flavor which is vanilla (wii sports). And also suffers from people shoveling in flavors that wont work or isn't incorporated properly such as orange chunks or banana chunks in Ice Cream (All shovel ware.) However its creators (nintendo) will go on to create flavors that work with ice cream such as chocolate (wiifit) and strawberry (wiiware.)

While the Pie and Cake battle it out for supremacy, the key thing is, is that since ice cream offers something different, people with Cake or Pie should also pick up ice cream as a complement, and ice cream owners should also get cake or pie to complement the ice cream. Without the delicious creaminess of ice cream, cake and pie itself are great, but brimming with potential. And without the texture of Cake or Pie, ice cream is just one note of several others that are slightly different.

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I don't know whether to laugh or be astounded..........

On the one hand, on the surface, this seems like the most random analogy. On the other hand, it's obvious that a lot of thought and well constructed points have been put into this analogy and it seems to work incredibly well.......

Kudos my friend...........

/me digs into cake and pie whilst eagerly counting down the few months til his ice cream arrives :)

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Diabetes ftw.
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What about the DS, PSP, and PC?

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#10 crunchUK
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i have ice cream with pie... both ways...

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I had fun reading that :P.

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#12 insanejedi
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I cant belive i'm getting these responses...

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#13 -GhostMLD-
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I like the

Wii = lollipop (dirt cheap and appeals to everybody)

360 = burger (relatively cheap and tasty)

PS3 = steak (delicious but you wouldnt eat it often)

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Nice analogy... it even made me want to go out and buy some dessert, even though I have no money :cry:
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im hungry
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#16 st1ka
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Wii--> ice cream, short, cheap, sweet

360--> crepe with hot chocolat and 3 ice cream balls, lots of flavours, and its varied

PS3--> a cake in the oven.... still waiting for it....

PC--> every desert you could think of on top of each other.... with pudding....

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The cake is a lie.

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#18 mo0ksi
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PS3--> a cake in the oven.... still waiting for it....

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Ahh clever!
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#19 WhiteDesert89
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The Xbox360 would be Pie

The PS3 would be Cake

The Wii would be Ice cream

The Xbox360 has a wide Varity of different kinds of flavors but mostly containing the fruit Varity (shooters). However it can also branch out into other types like Pudding (Racing) and meat (RPG's) and will probably have good topping support to come. However the system crust has a tendency to fall apart because it wasn't baked properly or was taken out of the oven too quickly (Red ring).

The PS3 is more like a pound cake or a sponge cake that in itself is delicious however it is suffering from topping support (third parties). It still has a decent Varity such as chocolate frosting (shooters) and butter cream (racing). However their are only about one or two of these (Resistance) (Motorstorm), but on the horizon their seems to be a larger Varity of these to come such as chocolate chunks (Killzone) and fruit (Little Big Planet.) Cake is also the prettiest of all three with a slick sexy design.

The Wii is like Ice Cream in which it offers something different then Cake or Pie in that it takes certain toppings used in the two and gives it a creamy twist (Madden). Ice Cream is the most popular out of the three but suffers from the people only experiencing one note of flavor which is vanilla (wii sports). And also suffers from people shoveling in flavors that wont work or isn't incorporated properly such as orange chunks or banana chunks in Ice Cream (All shovel ware.) However its creators (nintendo) will go on to create flavors that work with ice cream such as chocolate (wiifit) and strawberry (wiiware.)

While the Pie and Cake battle it out for supremacy, the key thing is, is that since ice cream offers something different, people with Cake or Pie should also pick up ice cream as a complement, and ice cream owners should also get cake or pie to complement the ice cream. Without the delicious creaminess of ice cream, cake and pie itself are great, but brimming with potential. And without the texture of Cake or Pie, ice cream is just one note of several others that are slightly different.

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That was very well writtened. The best post I've read this week.