IGN Reviews Wii Shovelware...

Here we have a casual casualty on the Wii.

Read it and weep/laugh.

I like my Wii and all, but...

:lol:.

Damn, I was hyping this AAAA!
Now I have to wear the "Owned on SW Bets" Banner.

:P

FLOP! AnubisII was hyped AAA, epic flop for the sheep!

/fail

But the controls will make games FUN :DAfterShafter

I like Wii controls, but any reasonable sheep will tell you that motion controls cannot save an inherently terrible piece of shovelware. If anyone told you this game would be even mediocre, they were either lying or just dumb.

LOL, thats really sad, I wonder if any store will actually carry this game (I havent seen any stores carry the stupid chicken game) but this is my favorite part

1.5Sound
Pathetic, sparse sound effects accompanied by a grossly out-of-place soundtrack. .5 awarded for the option to turn off the audio.

theseare nice too

"Ooooh!" you may exclaim, "the menu icons rumble when I hover over them!" Too bad there is no rumble in the actual game.

is that if the purchase is intended for anyone under the age of four, and boasts the intelligence of an M&M (no offense to you, personally, if your child is a moron).

".5 awarded for the option to turn off the audio."

:lol:

There's 14 more shovelware crap to go. This is what you wanted, more developers flocking to the Wii. I remember some guy had the nerve to use this trashy developer as proof devs are flocking to the Wii. Flocking is not the word I had in mind.

Lasting Appeal
If by some means you're tied to a chair, eyes pried open Clockwork Orange **** and forced to endure all nine levels, there's a nifty time attack mode as a bonus for such a fine display of masochism.

:lol:

:lol: Oh man I can't wait for The Ninjabread Man review...Hoffgod

Hey... that has potential... I mean, Ninjas automatically make the starting score a 2...

wow talk about biased against the wii

rite?

Pathetic, sparse sound effects accompanied by a grossly out-of-place soundtrack. .5 awarded for the option to turn off the audio.

:lol:

I feel sorry for the sheep.Soulja_West

Good thing I play the good Wii games instead huh?

You should feel bad for the reviewer cuz he had to play it.

You're going to see this more often than not on the wii. It's a children's console. What did anyone expect, a "revolutionary" game experience?farrell2k

I loved this part:

"The single-paragraph introduction found in the manual is the most information that you're going to get about the game, since there is no reference to the story once the adventure begins. It's up to Anubis, guardian of the underworld, to save ancient Egypt from the evil spirit Mumm'hotep, who has plunged the land into darkness. Anubis must lift the curse and along the way, battle creatures that your sister finger-painted in junior kindergarten."

:lol:

I love the smell of failure in the morning.

Sound
Pathetic, sparse sound effects accompanied by a grossly out-of-place soundtrack. .5 awarded for the option to turn off the audio.

hahahaaha, pitty points gotta love them

The Wii's Big Rigs?Saxsoon

YOU'RE WINNER!

And don't worry, guys. That company still has more shovelware to go. Plenty of it, apparently.

[QUOTE="Saxsoon"]The Wii's Big Rigs?WeAreToast

YOU'RE WINNER!

And don't worry, guys. That company still has more shovelware to go. Plenty of it, apparently.

Is this the company thats doing ninja bread man and all of those other terrible looking games?

[QUOTE="WeAreToast"]

[QUOTE="Saxsoon"]The Wii's Big Rigs?laughingman42

YOU'RE WINNER!

And don't worry, guys. That company still has more shovelware to go. Plenty of it, apparently.

Is this the company thats doing ninja bread man and all of those other terrible looking games?

I would think so.

and don't forget boys a girls

ninjabread-man is coming soon:D

another quality title only for the wii

sheep must be very exited

You're going to see this more often than not on the wii. It's a children's console. What did anyone expect, a "revolutionary" game experience?farrell2k

See now, this quote I love.. simply love it. The Wii is a child's console and this game reinforces that concept in your mind. Let me ask you this, This ia a 'port' of a Ps2 game. So, I'm sure the Ps2 version didn't have your 'hardcore' blood, guts, gore, and duel weilding awesomeness that all hardcore games just MUST have now a days. No, just no we shouldn't expect a nything revolutionary about playing a ps2 game on our Wii, nothing at all.

[QUOTE="laughingman42"][QUOTE="WeAreToast"]

[QUOTE="Saxsoon"]The Wii's Big Rigs?WeAreToast

YOU'RE WINNER!

And don't worry, guys. That company still has more shovelware to go. Plenty of it, apparently.

Is this the company thats doing ninja bread man and all of those other terrible looking games?

I would think so.

alright! more awesome reviews.

alright! more awesome reviews.

laughingman42

Unless IGN realizes that it sank its feet into @$!% and doesn't want to get any deeper in it!

[QUOTE="laughingman42"]

alright! more awesome reviews.

WeAreToast

Unless IGN realizes that it sank its feet into @$!% and doesn't want to get any deeper in it!

aww, that would suck, although I do feel bad for the guy that has to play these games.

I'm going to go ahead and call it, this is going to be the worst developer in the history of videogames.laughingman42

Are you sure the worst developer isn't Stellar Stone?

Well, at least some third-party devs are actually trying the Wii. I'm looking forward to Zack & Wiki.

/not sarcasm

Just as the sheep predicted Wii third party support is picking up steam. ON THE FAST TRACK TO HELL.JiveT

i think wii's third party is starting to pick up.

no more heroes, zack and wiki, king story, NiGHTS, samba de amigo, manhunt 2, RE:UC et.

not much but its a start.

[QUOTE="dotWithShoes"]

[QUOTE="farrell2k"]You're going to see this more often than not on the wii. It's a children's console. What did anyone expect, a "revolutionary" game experience?farrell2k

See now, this quote I love.. simply love it. The Wii is a child's console and this game reinforces that concept in your mind. Let me ask you this, This ia a 'port' of a Ps2 game. So, I'm sure the Ps2 version didn't have your 'hardcore' blood, guts, gore, and duel weilding awesomeness that all hardcore games just MUST have now a days. No, just no we shouldn't expect a nything revolutionary about playing a ps2 game on our Wii, nothing at all.

*Yawn* The game is a child's game, even on the PS2. Get over it already, or stay in denial. I really don't care which. It's a child's console.

lol, there, there its okay big man, whatever makes you feel better.