Joystiq on Quantum Theory: Technically unsound, completely unappealing disaster

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#1 BioShockOwnz
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Link:

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/10/05/hands-on-quantum-theory-ps3/

If you haven't watched the trailer, please do so. It looks just like Gears of War, but with a Bullet Witch-styIe production. Funny stuff.

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#2 Lto_thaG
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Wow,lookalike much :?...Game doesn't even look as good as Gears.

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#3 Cherokee_Jack
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:oops: Oopsie.

That's too bad, really. A shooter that looks like DMC could have been kind of refreshing.

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#4 BioShockOwnz
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Wow,lookalike much :?...Game doesn't even look as good as Gears.

Lto_thaG

Seriously. Look at the main characters face and animations. Weird, to say the least.

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#5 h575309
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That basically could be gears 3... if it was good. My God, thats one of the most obvious cloning jobs Ive ever seen in videogames.

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#6 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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hmm. Just what the PS3 needs. A game that actually makes Gears of War look good. :?
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#7 Lto_thaG
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hmm. Just what the PS3 needs. A game that actually makes Gears of War look good. :?Jandurin
:lol: Yeah
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#8 DeadMagazines
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The HUD is also completely identical to Gears'..that site didn't have any screens with the HUD but I remember seeing it, was a rip in every sense.
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#9 stereointegrity
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this games hype level is a 6 so what does it matter...i dont even think cows are hyping this
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#10 ItsBriskBaby
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That basically could be gears 3... if it was good. My God, thats one of the most obvious cloning jobs Ive ever seen in videogames.

h575309
No, Dante's Inferno holds the crown for that still.
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#11 MortalDecay
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I watched the trailer, and it doesn't look appealing in the slightest.
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#12 ZuneHD
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PS3 fanboys need to owe SW an apology for hyping this game to be a GeoW killer.

Even if you didnt do it, you should apologize for those who did.

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#13 MortalDecay
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[QUOTE="ItsBriskBaby"][QUOTE="h575309"]

That basically could be gears 3... if it was good. My God, thats one of the most obvious cloning jobs Ive ever seen in videogames.

No, Dante's Inferno holds the crown for that still.

Dante's Inferno looks fun, though.
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#14 clone01
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too bad. this was actually kind of on my radar, but if the control is a mess, i'll pass.

off-topic: jeez, you'd think these guys would start wearing helmets in their line of work.

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#15 Richymisiak
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[QUOTE="h575309"]

That basically could be gears 3... if it was good. My God, thats one of the most obvious cloning jobs Ive ever seen in videogames.

ItsBriskBaby
No, Dante's Inferno holds the crown for that still.

there was that korean team fortress 2 rip off...
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#16 Cutekitten6_18
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I never even heard of this game XD

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#17 Messiahbolical-
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I refuse to hype this but I still think there's a possibility it could be good... I don't know much about it yet. Cutscenes are pretty good but the gameplay looked fishy. You can tell this is a Japanese game because Japanese pretty much don't have ANY experience at making shooters... and it shows in the final product.
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#18 CaptainHarley
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lol quantum

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#19 sexy_robot_man
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That is just cringeworthy.

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#20 Brownesque
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Wow. And the Japanese prove that they can be at least as generic as generic western games. It's astonishing how they've actually achieved a lower bar than Gears of War in terms of narrative and creativity.
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#21 Phaze-Two
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i'll stick with uncharted 2

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#22 2mrw
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you should have added it's a very early build for a game that has a released date TBA 2010, that could be more than 1 year from now, the game looks cool, i dun know why the hate for the game, it's more like an improved version for GeOW that you like?????

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#23 h575309
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hmm. Just what the PS3 needs. A game that actually makes Gears of War look good. :?Jandurin
Hey I liked gears 1. Gears 2, not so much. I didnt play the game for the story. Co-op and curb stomping made the game hilariously awesome, in a very mature way :roll:
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#24 TheGrat1
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So the engine needs some work. Hardly a disaster. I'm hoping for A.
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#25 Leo-Magic
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when is it release??
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#26 Odrec
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The games looks interesting but it is still very early to hype or dismiss.
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#27 Leo-Magic
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whats so wrong about this game? I see nothing.
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#28 Lto_thaG
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whats so wrong about this game? I see nothing.Leo-Magic
Nothing? Consider yourself lucky.
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#29 Odrec
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[QUOTE="Leo-Magic"]whats so wrong about this game? I see nothing.Lto_thaG
Nothing? Consider yourself lucky.

I also don't see nothing necesarily bad about it. The only valid criticism from the vids is that it looks very similar to GeoW but the same can be said of Dante's Inferno in comparison with GOW and I don't see so much hate for it.
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#30 Lto_thaG
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"][QUOTE="Leo-Magic"]whats so wrong about this game? I see nothing.Odrec
Nothing? Consider yourself lucky.

I also don't see nothing necesarily bad about it. The only valid criticism from the vids is that it looks very similar to GeoW but the same can be said of Dante's Inferno in comparison with GOW and I don't see so much hate for it.

Well yeah,but this look lame :( Dante's inferno looks like...well..Something.

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#31 clone01
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personally, i really don't care if a story in a game is lackluster, as long as its fun to play. but judging from the messy controls and bad framerate, that kind of breaks the deal for me.

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#32 OneLazyAsian
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[QUOTE="h575309"]

That basically could be gears 3... if it was good. My God, thats one of the most obvious cloning jobs Ive ever seen in videogames.

ItsBriskBaby

No, Dante's Inferno holds the crown for that still.

Really? I thought it passed on to that 3D Zelda ripoff.

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#34 SionPT
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apart from the horrible graphics engine, the models, the game mechanics, the game has a shot lol

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#35 Odrec
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[QUOTE="Odrec"][QUOTE="Lto_thaG"] Nothing? Consider yourself lucky.Lto_thaG

I also don't see nothing necesarily bad about it. The only valid criticism from the vids is that it looks very similar to GeoW but the same can be said of Dante's Inferno in comparison with GOW and I don't see so much hate for it.

Well yeah,but this look lame :( Dante's inferno looks like...well..Something.

Well it doesn't look much different than many TPS including Gears, so if it seems lame I guess all those other games are also lame. IMO it looks ok, with exciting gameplay.
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#36 Menalque2
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Predictable flop is predictable

It's a shame... the PS3 needed a decent third party exclusive (apart from VC and Yakuza 3... thanks Godga :D)

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#37 Lto_thaG
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

[QUOTE="Odrec"] I also don't see nothing necesarily bad about it. The only valid criticism from the vids is that it looks very similar to GeoW but the same can be said of Dante's Inferno in comparison with GOW and I don't see so much hate for it.Odrec

Well yeah,but this look lame :( Dante's inferno looks like...well..Something.

Well it doesn't look much different than many TPS including Gears,


It looks like a clone,only an ugly clone.
They didn't even try to hide it.

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#38 Kashiwaba
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"][QUOTE="Leo-Magic"]whats so wrong about this game? I see nothing.Odrec
Nothing? Consider yourself lucky.

I also don't see nothing necesarily bad about it. The only valid criticism from the vids is that it looks very similar to GeoW but the same can be said of Dante's Inferno in comparison with GOW and I don't see so much hate for it.

Like he said I dont see anything wrong with it except that it looks similar to GeoW.

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#39 jg4xchamp
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hmm. Just what the PS3 needs. A game that actually makes Gears of War look good. :?Jandurin
Gears of War is good :P Just not that good :P
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#40 Uptown
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This game was never on my radar to begin with...and continues not to be.

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#41 metalgear-solid
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Could still be pretty decent. Might have a tolerable storyline unlike GeoW.

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#42 InsaneBasura
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This looked like an appalling, disgusting disaster from the very start, and I called it as such. But then I reckoned I was being unfair judging it on so little, so early. Recent footage has made it seem less god awful than I was expecting. I of course had extremely low expectations. In any case, it's a step up in my book. I've reconsidered and now think of it as a mediocre, shamelessly derivative ripoff with terrible AI, horrendously nasty visuals and a desperate gimmick.

But there is is one thing.
I'm mildly looking forward to it for the potentially, unintentionally comedic cutscenes and writing.

He's Just Syd.
He has a big red X scar in the middle of his forehead! How great is that?
He's fighting DIABLOSIS! Goddam!
What's this tower doing here? What are you doing here?

And that fantastic moment where Just Syd attempts to express emotions using his face and fails miserably because his face is made out of stone. If that wasn't unintentional it would've been comedic, parodic genius. But in a way I guess it still is.

I so hope there's much more of that kinda stuff. Like giving Just Syd unironic glowing red eyes at some point. If this happens I promise I will buy this game.

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#43 sexy_robot_man
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They should have just called it Wars of Gear at this point.

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#44 GulliversTravel
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They should have just called it Wars of Gear at this point.

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Sounds familiar:P
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#45 BioShockOwnz
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Could still be pretty decent. Might have a tolerable storyline unlike GeoW.

metalgear-solid

The tower. The tower. The tower.

No, Gears story is much more tolerable.

This sounds beyond stupid.

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#46 Lto_thaG
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[QUOTE="metalgear-solid"]

Could still be pretty decent. Might have a tolerable storyline unlike GeoW.

BioShockOwnz

The tower. The tower. The tower.

No, Gears story is much more tolerable.

This sounds beyond stupid.

The tower stuff also reminds me of DMC3.
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#47 SergeAndKid
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Yea keep that trash on the PS3 Gears rip-off
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#48 Blixxed
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Actually, many Cows have touted this as a AAA game, the game that the PS3 has to take on Gears of War.

It's in many of the Cows 2010 'Year of The PS3' lists as well.

And even earlier today, I quoted a Cow who said MAG was a guarenteed AAA and Quantum had a shot at AAA, And I said he gave me a good laugh.

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#49 Lto_thaG
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Actually, many Cows have touted this as a AAA game, the game that the PS3 has to take on Gears of War.

It's in many of the Cows 2010 'Year of The PS3' lists as well.

And even earlier today, I quoted a Cow who said MAG was a guarenteed AAA and Quantum had a shot at AAA, And I said he gave me a good laugh.

Blixxed
Links of any kind?
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#50 InsaneBasura
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[QUOTE="metalgear-solid"]

Could still be pretty decent. Might have a tolerable storyline unlike GeoW.

BioShockOwnz

The tower. The tower. The tower.

No, Gears story is much more tolerable.

This sounds beyond stupid.

But what is the tower doing there? Aren't you intrigued to find out?!