Kirby Epic Yawn was a wasted Nintendo game

...As if it wasn't evident enough that Kirby sucked all his life; literally. Nintendo managed to screw over what would've been the last good chance of reviving a franchise by releasing yet another steaming pile of sh!t game like Kirby Epic Yarn which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. Doubtless, Paper Mario and Epic Yawn will indeed be rehashed once more on Wii-U.

Of course, real gamers are enjoying games with actual graphics and fantastic gameplay such as Uncharted, Infamous, LBP, Journey, Gears of War etc.

Why on earth would anyone want to play such a sh!t smeared poor excuse of a game like Kirby sucks Epic Yawn Balls?

Kirby's return to Dreamland was even bigger suckage. Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

Nintendo= more fail

This invisible thread is a waste.The game's idea is great.

Epic Yarn ROCKED. I'm about to play it RIGHT NOW.

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...As if it wasn't evident enough that Kirby sucked all his life; literally. Nintendo managed to screw over what would've been the last good chance of reviving a franchise by releasing yet another steaming pile of sh!t game like Kirby Epic Yarn which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. Doubtless, Paper Mario and Epic Yawn will indeed be rehashed once more on Wii-U.

Of course, real gamers are enjoying games with actual graphics and fantastic gameplay such as Uncharted, Infamous, LBP, Journey, Gears of War etc.

Why on earth would anyone want to play such a sh!t smeared poor excuse of a game like Kirby sucks Epic Yawn Balls?

Kirby's return to Dreamland was even bigger suckage. Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

Nintendo= more fail

darkdude2k12

aside from the ranting nature of the OP's post, I agree with him that KEY was absolute rubbish. Nintendo's games have been rubbish as of late. Only Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Metroid Prime Triolgy, DKCR and Twilight Princess really entertained me. The others either bored or frustrated me.

[QUOTE="darkdude2k12"]

...As if it wasn't evident enough that Kirby sucked all his life; literally. Nintendo managed to screw over what would've been the last good chance of reviving a franchise by releasing yet another steaming pile of sh!t game like Kirby Epic Yarn which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. Doubtless, Paper Mario and Epic Yawn will indeed be rehashed once more on Wii-U.

Of course, real gamers are enjoying games with actual graphics and fantastic gameplay such as Uncharted, Infamous, LBP, Journey, Gears of War etc.

Why on earth would anyone want to play such a sh!t smeared poor excuse of a game like Kirby sucks Epic Yawn Balls?

Kirby's return to Dreamland was even bigger suckage. Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

Nintendo= more fail

Zlychop

And yet you claim he's not you alt in the other thread...-_-

[QUOTE="Zlychop"][QUOTE="darkdude2k12"]

...As if it wasn't evident enough that Kirby sucked all his life; literally. Nintendo managed to screw over what would've been the last good chance of reviving a franchise by releasing yet another steaming pile of sh!t game like Kirby Epic Yarn which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. Doubtless, Paper Mario and Epic Yawn will indeed be rehashed once more on Wii-U.

Of course, real gamers are enjoying games with actual graphics and fantastic gameplay such as Uncharted, Infamous, LBP, Journey, Gears of War etc.

Why on earth would anyone want to play such a sh!t smeared poor excuse of a game like Kirby sucks Epic Yawn Balls?

Kirby's return to Dreamland was even bigger suckage. Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

Nintendo= more fail

PhazonBlazer

And yet you claim he's not you alt in the other thread...-_-

You haven't played sonic and the black knight because that's way worse then that kirby game and this thread is still stupid.You're buddy buddy with the other guy and that's why people think he;s your alt.

You haven't played sonic and the black knight because that's way worse then that kirby game and this thread is still stupid.You're buddy buddy with the other guy and that's why people think he;s your alt.

super600

. Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

darkdude2k12

To be honest, I was about to type a long response until I saw that. If you think Kirby's Epic Yarn is a Sonic and the Black Knight clone, then you're either a troll or someone who can't tell the obvious differences between a 2-D platformer that has a puffball made of yarn and a 3-D game that features a hedgehog with a sword based on the King Arthur legends.

Really, this takes the cake. For someone who claims to be a "real gamer", its amazing you think two games that don't share anything in common would be clones of each other.

Oh wait, I get it. KEY must be a clone because Kirby gets transported to another world. Just like Sonic in Black Knight! Man, I wonder why Sega is not suing Nintendo for everything they are worth! After all, a protagonist being teleported to another world is not a common theme in any from of media! I mean, the games share nothing else in common, so that's gotta be it. Darn Nintendo, always ripping their ideas off.:roll:

[QUOTE="super600"]

You haven't played sonic and the black knight because that's way worse then that kirby game and this thread is still stupid.You're buddy buddy with the other guy and that's why people think he;s your alt.

darkdude2k12

IYO

[QUOTE="darkdude2k12"]

. Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

caryslan2

To be honest, I was about to type a long response until I saw that. If you think Kirby's Epic Yarn is a Sonic and the Black Knight clone, then you're either a troll or someone who can't tell the obvious differences between a 2-D platformer that has a puffball made of yarn and a 3-D game that features a hedgehog with a sword based on the King Arthur legends.

Really, this takes the cake. For someone who claims to be a "real gamer", its amazing you think two games that don't share anything in common would be clones of each other.

Oh wait, I get it. KEY must be a clone because Kirby gets transported to another world. Just like Sonic in Black Knight! Man, I wonder why Sega is not suing Nintendo for everything they are worth! After all, a protagonist being teleported to another world is not a common theme in any from of media! I mean, the games share nothing else in common, so that's gotta be it. Darn Nintendo, always ripping there ideas off.:roll:

:lol:

And yet it has an 88.75% on Gamerankings.

But remember it's still a wasted Nintendo game that sold 1.59 million copies as of April 2011.

It is funny when nintendos at the top of the totem pole cows try to knock them for all their worth, you know what , if kirby was so bad for the franchise kirbys return to dreamland wouldnt exist , ,

and to make my self perfectly clear --- you should look at how pd0 was a wasted 360 game and haze was a wasted ps3 game --- their far worst done far more damage to their respective franchises then kirby epic yarn could ever do

lets look at the future of kirby so far

---kirby has a compilation coming, ,

lets look at haze---- there is none because free radical went under due to that failure of a game which happened to be only on ps3 ,

lets look at pd0 --- it was the last pd game made pd2 got canned because rare knew pd0 left a bad taste in our mouths that theyd rather make kenict shovel-ware,

so fact is , i think if you are a ps3 or 360 fan you dont get to utter another word about what ruined what because theres alot of games 360 and ps3 both have ruined in so many different ways-- -

want 3 for each game system here they go

1-top gear a sony console prior to ps3 killed it , -ps2 dare devil but xbox rpm tuning didnt help either

2 haze--

3 lair ---- put factor 5 under

360 or original xbox

1-pd0

2-top gear rpm tuning

3 banjo nuts and bolts .

there 3 exclusives for ps2 ps3 or xbox xbox 360 , that ruined thier respective franchises future !

[QUOTE="darkdude2k12"]

. Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

caryslan2

To be honest, I was about to type a long response until I saw that. If you think Kirby's Epic Yarn is a Sonic and the Black Knight clone, then you're either a troll or someone who can't tell the obvious differences between a 2-D platformer that has a puffball made of yarn and a 3-D game that features a hedgehog with a sword based on the King Arthur legends.

Really, this takes the cake. For someone who claims to be a "real gamer", its amazing you think two games that don't share anything in common would be clones of each other.

Oh wait, I get it. KEY must be a clone because Kirby gets transported to another world. Just like Sonic in Black Knight! Man, I wonder why Sega is not suing Nintendo for everything they are worth! After all, a protagonist being teleported to another world is not a common theme in any from of media! I mean, the games share nothing else in common, so that's gotta be it. Darn Nintendo, always ripping their ideas off.:roll:

For the sake of argument, I just reread his post and I'm fixing an error I made. Apparently, he claimed Return to Dreamland was the clone of Sonic and the Black Knight. Of course, this ruins his argument(if you can call it that) since Return to Dreamland and Sonic and the Black Knight share nothing in common. Again, I find it amazing a so-called "real gamer" can't tell the difference between a 2-D Platformer and a 3-D action game.

Well, unless you count Meta Knight carrying around a sword and Kirby having his sword copy power. Because you know, characters in video games never had swords before Sonic and the Black Knight. Which means, any character that uses swords is a clone of Sonic since he's clearly an innovator that everyone else copies.

Darn Nintendo, when will they learn to innovate? Its not like they had anyone who carried around a sword in their games before Sonic and the Black Knight....

This is the phase System Wars is going through now? Hating on Nintendo?Blabadon

So, what was so bad Kirby's Epic Yarn exactly?meetroid8

He thinks it's not mature enough because of the artstyle and the game's atmosphere.

... which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. darkdude2k12

[QUOTE="meetroid8"]So, what was so bad Kirby's Epic Yarn exactly?super600

He thinks it's not mature enough because of the artstyle and the game's atmosphere.

[QUOTE="darkdude2k12"]... which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. Meinhard_X

He just got owned hard.

[QUOTE="Meinhard_X"][QUOTE="darkdude2k12"]... which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. super600

He just got owned hard.

Well, he can't tell the difference between Kirby's Return to Dreamland and Sonic and the Black Knight, so that's not a suprise. To be honest, I would not be suprised if he claimed Fire Emblem was a clone of Madden.

The bigger question is if he'll reply to what has been posted.

I'm getting a good laugh out of his posts.

[QUOTE="super600"]

[QUOTE="Meinhard_X"] Paper Mario wasn't a platformer. The Gamecube version was not a rehash, but an amazing sequel. The Wii version was a completely fresh take on the series.

caryslan2

He just got owned hard.

Well, he can't tell the difference between Kirby's Return to Dreamland and Sonic and the Black Knight, so that's not a suprise. To be honest, I would not be suprised if he claimed Fire Emblem was a clone of Madden.

The bigger question is if he'll reply to what has been posted.

I'm getting a good laugh out of his posts.

Me too.

tbh i didnt like epic yarn at all. it was very boring imo. its obviously not a kirby game. as ppl have previously pointed out Nintendo slapped teh kirby name on it the last miniute

Afterall, it was a "Sonic and the Black Knight" clone.

darkdude2k12

[QUOTE="darkdude2k12"]... which was as much of a slap in the face as really crappy platformers like Paper Mario.

Only sheep are fond of so-called artistic directions in gaming; which would explain why Paper Mario was rehashed from the 64 to the GC and on the Wii. Meinhard_X

What's with all these opinionated threads with absolutley no evidence? I really don't think you know the difference between "fun" and "rehash". Next you'll be saying Fallout 3 was a terrible reinvention for the series. This really just needs to be in a blog.

This is the phase System Wars is going through now? Hating on Nintendo? The new ToU just brings waves of fanboys that settle and roar when a faction goes down. Oh well. Blabadon

And yet he is getting away for making threads like this, same with Zlychop.

Your opinion on everything Nintendo related = irrelevant. Same with Zlychop (and Atarikid).

What's with all these opinionated threads with absolutley no evidence? I really don't think you know the difference between "fun" and "rehash". Next you'll be saying Fallout 3 was a terrible reinvention for the series. This really just needs to be in a blog.

WiiCubeM1

Talk to a mod or admin about this thread and zlychop's thread.They will deal with them.Just remember this if they do get suspended their level will drop to level 2.

Your opinion on everything Nintendo related = irrelevant. Same with Zlychop (and Atarikid).

nameless12345

>implying that Kirby Games are bad.

It was pretty, but that was it. Gameplay wise it was probably one of the most boring games I've ever played. Not being able to die is just stupid. And no loosing beads is not enough punishment.

Imagine not being able to die in Mario. It would be like being forced to play through New Super Mario Bros. 2 with the White/Gold Tanooki suit throughout the whole game. The level design and game balance becomes meaningless

We need the old ToU back. I never thought I'd say that.charizard1605

If darkdude2k12 and zlychop get suspended they won't be able to post threads on SW for awhile.:P

[QUOTE="charizard1605"]We need the old ToU back. I never thought I'd say that.super600

If darkdude2k12 and zlychop get suspended they won't be able to post threads on SW for awhile.:P

i don't wanna play that game

It was cute and you loved it. Too bad it didn't have online multiplayer. We could have gone through a few levels together. ;)

Feel like I'm the only person who adores that game :(

Feel like I'm the only person who adores that game :(

ActicEdge

It's an excellent game, although I don't think it really feels like a Kirby game. Sort of like how Star Fox Adventures seems to throw Fox into a game that doesn't make a whole lot of sense for him. Epic Yarn is very creative in terms of its art style, and the platforming action itself is well done, if not a bit on the easy side. The thing that really disappointed me is that you couldn't eat your enemies and steal their powers. But, that's just me.

Kirby's epic yarn was okay.

Liked Return to Dreamland alot more.

[QUOTE="charizard1605"]We need the old ToU back. I never thought I'd say that.super600

If darkdude2k12 and zlychop get suspended they won't be able to post threads on SW for awhile.:P