LMAO @ Jack Thompson

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#1 HyperMetaDragon
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Bill Gates
Microsoft Corporation
Redmond, Washington
Re: Halo 3

Dear Mr. Gates:

As you know, the Federal Trade Commission has repeatedly found that games rated "Mature" by the video game industry-captured Entertainment Software Rating Board are routinely sold to kids under the age of 17 despite the age rating. The most recent failure rate of the ratings on "Mature" games, according to the FTC, is 42%. The entire rating system is a fraud, and "broken," the latter description aptly provided by Senator Hillary Clinton.

As you also know, Lee Boyd Malvo trained on Microsoft's Halo to further enable him to become the remarkably efficient "DC Beltway Sniper." That was reported by NBC News at the time and was noted in Malvo's criminal trial.

You appeared on CBS' 60 Minutes II and rather revealing and usefully noted that "the cool thing about these games is that they transport you to a world you think is real." Precisely. Capcom has recently disclosed to investors that your video game industry's violent games, sold to children, pose a real hazard to the health of the industry. Right on.

The hyperviolent Microsoft Xbox 360 game Halo 3 is scheduled by your company for commercial release in September of this year. The Beta version that was released last week shows us all just how violent the game is and how inappropriate it is for play by anyone under 17, as the "Mature" rating it will surely receive indicates.

Here's the deal, Mr. Gates: Either Microsoft undertakes dramatic, real steps, through its marketing, wholesale, and retail operations to assure that Halo 3 is not sold, via the Internet and in stores, directly to anyone under 17, or I shall proceed to make sure that Microsoft is held to that standard by appropriate legal means. I have done that before successfully as to Best Buy, and I shall do so again as to Microsoft and all retailers of Halo 3.

Regards, Jack Thompson

 

This might be a bit old (so don't call it "old" or you'll be reported for Trolling / Spam), but I'd just like to point out that THIS is why Jack Thompson never succeeds in his anti-videogame rallies. The entire letter was polite and alright until the final paragraph. You can't "threaten" people to do what you want- I'm guessing whoever was reading this threw it out instead of giving it to Bill Gates. I'm pretty sure that Jack hasn't succeeded in ANYTHING that he's tried doing, just because of his attitude like this.

Does the ESRB state that it's "illegal" to sell M-rated games to minors under 17? Or is it just a suggestion? Because Jack Thompson can cry himself home if it's just a suggestion.

What do you guys think? (Remember, no "old" comments.) 

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#2 Trading_Zoner
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Jack thompson amuses me.

He can go ahead and just keep doing what he is doing.

What can I say I need a good laugh every now and then.

Where would we be without blameful dillusional fearful crazies like Jack Thompson?

 

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#3 BigBadButters
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it is illegal for retailers, generally 15 year old idiots working the electronics section, to sell M games to minors. but there is absolutely no way for Microsoft, or any company EXCEPT the retailers management to stop any of this. but even if they solved this problem, little Billy Smith would get his mommy to buy it then order a keg and throw a Halo party. nothing will stop little kids from getting what they want these days.
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#4 RagedRaldo54
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Jack Thompson trying to threaten Bill Gates = Fail.
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#5 dumfart66
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Bill Gates can afford lawyers with a real law degree.  Jacky boy cannot stand up to that, and has failed at everything he has attempted.  He is the small dog yapping at the heels of the big dog, and will be biten soon enough.
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#6 Pro_wrestler
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A 3 year old could tell that HaloCE, Halo 2 & Halo 3 does'nt look real therefore does'nt simulate reality, especially when there are war & combat simulators on the market that is just as easily accessable by those who play Halo. They can even easily be pirated using software like Ares & Limewire. Hell, every shooter coming out this year is probably more realistic than Halo to warrent a concern about pyschopaths becoming trained through a videogame.. Even if a child gets their hands on one of these games its not like you can completely blame the industry, I mean they have parents, gaurdians etc; don't they? "bu bu teh industry" STFU already.
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#7 Krudus
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im glad this guy is leading the anti video game crusade and not someone who actually knows what he is doing. Jack Thompson could never get ANYTHING done and he probably makes more people join the opposition thanks to his moronic statements and actions. So whatever he does, i fully support. comic relief at its best.
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#8 danneswegman
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attention whore. typical product of the american way of life. media addicted
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#9 majadamus
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Jack Thompson is one of the very few people I've come to hate in my lifetime, and I have never met him.
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#10 jim1029
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"Cancel Halo 3 because I said so! If you don't, I'll file a lawsuit!"

:lol: :P

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#11 skixwolf
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Sometimes I wish Bill Gates was a crazy mofo so he could destroy Thompson,
you know for a man whose last name is a gun, shouldn't he be more accepting of violence ? :P
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#12 chester706
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Jack Thompson trying to threaten Bill Gates = Fail.RagedRaldo54
LMAO seriously. Go up against Bill Gates you are going to get you @SS PWNED!
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#13 deactivated-61ff675e61178
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:lol:  Like anybody could tell Bill Gates what to do.  Also, Lee Boyd Malvo used Halo to develop his sniping skills?  lmao
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#14 Rougehunter
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The hyperviolent Microsoft Xbox 360 game Halo 3

HyperMetaDragon
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Does anyone have hopes that Bill Gates drives jackoff thompson into the ground
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#15 chester706
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Lol the more I read this letter the more I laugh.
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#16 Mikerules868
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wow. did Bill Gates respond to this yet?
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#17 latinrage69
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if i worked at ms, this would be my response:

dear mr. jack thompson,

GET A LIFE!!!

signed,

screw you, loser!

 

 

i think everyone here would agree.

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#18 danneswegman
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they should make a brutal FPS game where the enemy is thousands of jack Thompson clones.
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#19 fuman3
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Yeah he blamed the virginia tech shootings on counter strike.  He said the game trained him to lower his heart rate.  This was on CNN right after the shootings.  The guy on CNN looked at him like thompson was retarded.  This low life of a lawyer is doing this because he wasnt successfull in any other way lagally and hes building a name for himself with this. I think in a bad way though.  I hope he chokes on a hotdog.
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#20 NorthlandMan
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Jack Thompson trying to threaten Bill Gates = Fail.RagedRaldo54
Jack Thompsons entire existence = fail
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#21 chester706
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[QUOTE="HyperMetaDragon"]


The hyperviolent Microsoft Xbox 360 game Halo 3

Rougehunter
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

OMG LMAO! He just got SELF-OWNED so bad!!!! :lol: :lol:
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#22 ganon546
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Damn you Jack Thompson!

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#23 darklord888
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Next lawsuit by jack...

"The hyperviolent Nintendo Wii game Mario Galaxy teaches kids to stomp on the heads of turtles and other animals for money. It should be rated no less than 17+"
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#24 Mark36111
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I'm going to run out to EB and buy Guitar Hero 2, Dance Dance Revolution, Madden 2007, and StarWars Battlefront 2 so that I can start my training to become the first dancing football playing guitarist in space.
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#25 Pro_wrestler
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they should make a brutal FPS game where the enemy is thousands of jack Thompson clones.danneswegman

Jack Thompson is an inspiration to birth control.:P

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I'm going to run out to EB and buy Guitar Hero 2, Dance Dance Revolution, Madden 2007, and StarWars Battlefront 2 so that I can start my training to become the first dancing football playing guitarist in space.Mark36111

You fool!  You are too late! I have already done this! HAHAHAHAHA:lol:

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#27 LinKuei_warrior
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someone needs to hang thompson by his balls...not learned from videogames..but more from history...wanna try hiding that from kids thompson?
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#28 Evil-Zero86
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:lol:  This guy never seizes to amaze me....
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#29 h0wtehnub
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Next lawsuit by jack...

"The hyperviolent Nintendo Wii game Mario Galaxy teaches kids to stomp on the heads of turtles and other animals for money. It should be rated no less than 17+"darklord888

the scary thing is.. that actually seems possible.. 

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#30 latinrage69
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i'm surprised jack thompson hasn't sued Chuck E. Cheese over their Whack-a-Mole game.
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#31 Mikerules868
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[QUOTE="Rougehunter"][QUOTE="HyperMetaDragon"]


The hyperviolent Microsoft Xbox 360 game Halo 3

chester706

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

OMG LMAO! He just got SELF-OWNED so bad!!!! :lol: :lol:

:( i dont get it...

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#32 Perception1
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The guy is obviously an idiot.
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#33 CHRIS_K_UK
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Whats Jack Thompson been up to lately?  I kinda miss him... he's been giving me some good laughs.  He hasn't given up has he?
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#34 Compression
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You can't "threaten" people to do what you want

 

I'm guessing that you got that from The Godfather?  

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#35 Nintendo_Ownes7
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Whats Jack Thompson been up to lately?  I kinda miss him... he's been giving me some good laughs.  He hasn't given up has he?CHRIS_K_UK
The thing he did before this was write a letter to Wendy's because they were promoting Wii Sports and Wii Play saying that since they are promoting those games that they are also promoting Manhunt 2. Before that he blamed the VT shooting on Videogames.
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#36 pridetwo
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Cheers to hoping Gates runs his a** into the ground! Anyone else hope this pisses off Gates? I'm waiting for Thompson to get a fat beating from someone like gates. you know, some huge countersue lawsuit that bankrupts the dude for the rest of his life. yea.
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#37 StrifeDelivery
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Jack Thompson never seizes to amaze me, along with the ENTIRE gaming community.  How absurd is it to believe that something that we control (games) can control us?  Does Jack Thompson actually believe that we, the gaming community, cannot make logical, rational, and ethical decisions after playing a "supposed" violent video games.  It seems that whenever Jack Thompson does a letter to a company, his letters are always filled with petty threats that the company cast aside, which they should do.  Jack Thompson gobbles up the improperly conducted psychological studies that state that "video games cause children to be more aggresive and violent."  No such correlation can be found, think about it:  I think I can type for everyone hear that our free will WILL not be undermined by whatever game we are playing, no matter how "violent" it is.  No matter how hard Jack Thompson may try, he cannot abolish violence from childrens' eyes.  If he were to succeed at this, than I would be terrified for the children when a serious violent act would occur that they would see and/or experience.  Researchers are still trying to unravel the "causes" of violence, and even to go to such degree as publishing a research that is improperly done "We want our research to support our fear so badly that even a minor study filled with flaws will be published and circulated throughout the news media" Dr. Sternheimer.  How matter how hard Jack may try, he can never win such pointless battles, such as letters to Microsoft threathening to sue; how sad to have a man of legal power "threathening" a corporation.  Microsoft should countersue; but then again, I am not Microsoft.8)
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#38 Fetechini
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Jack Thompson is an asshat...I honestly think Bill Gates laughed at this letter....
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#39 dubvisions
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Just another retarded hater out there pointing the finger at games, movies, and music instead of at poor parenting.

I grew up playing viodeo games, watching violent movies, and listening to rap music.  Not once have I robbed somebody, raped a woman, killed anyone, or even have a gun.  That's because i has parents that helped me learn the difference between what I was seeing on a screen and reality.

Little does Jack Thompson know, HE is the one that is actually hurting children by giving people the "out" by blaming things on entertainment media.