@ConanTheStoner said:
@93BlackHawk93:
lol damn it man. People already getting salty over a rumor that started as a joke among fans.
I'm fully prepared for the flood of tears when this game launches. I think Kojima is going to offend every crybaby group on the planet. It's going to be great.
I think I'll recruit an all female staff at mother base and then upload videos of me walking around practicing CQC on them while smoking a cigar. Just to add fuel to the fire.
I've already set my mind on having a child army, lol. Gonna call my mother base Kony-Island.
Kaz: Boss, aren't they a bit young?
Big Boss: They can hold a gun can't they? Besides, children on the battlefield are less recognizable.
Kaz: But this one is just a baby.
Big Boss: Ah yes that's our greatest weapon, see that rattle? It packs a highly potent explosive.
Huey: So that's what you planned it for, I'm so going to hell.
Big Boss: Well this is Outer Heaven.
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