Microsoft's Greatest Quotes!

Here are some of Microsoft's greatest quotes:

"Ya know, things break"
-Peter Moore on the subject of system failures

"Whatever format wins it is highly likely we will offer a solution. The only debate is if you want to watch Blu-ray movies and pay the extra money for that feature. We prefer to offer the consumer choice,"
"We're fully committed to HD DVD and have absolutely no plans to support other optical formats,"
-John Rodman and Neil Thompson on the subject of "choices" and blu-ray

"I would go back and say the vast majority of people love their experience. We continue to go back and address all of these issues on a case by case basis. There is a vocal minority out there. We go off and try to address their issues as quickly and as pain free as possible."
-Todd Holmdahl on the question of system failure

" We don't feel like the Wii customer and the Xbox customer are the same thing. We think that as soon as the Wii customer turns 14 they want something else."
-John Rodman on the subject of Elite.

"I know it sounds expensive to a lot of consumers but we are comparable to those types of drives and also we have to go through a lot more testing and security."
-Aaron Greenberg on the subject of hard drive pricing.

"Oh, wait a minute, 800 points, we want it for free!"
-Major Nelson sarcastic remarks on the subject of Epic releasing Gears of War maps for free.

"The $59.99 for Xbox 360 and $49.99 for Windows Vista price points are our standard pricing for each platform.'
-Shane Kim on the subject of Shadowrun pricing.

"On behalf of the Zune team at Microsoft, I'd like to issue an apology to the residents of Ludlow Street (between Stanton and Houston) for the loud noise at 3:00 AM last Sunday (24 Feb)"
-I find it funny.

"You dont need HDMI. Our system is fully futureproof"

-Microsoft

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Every one lies, get over it fanboys

Teh PS3 LIES!!! OMG! :roll:

The PS3 quotes are a lot more dramatic and funny. These are kind of weak. Nothing will ever beat the Ken quote about PS3 teaching everyone discipline.

" We don't feel like the Wii customer and the Xbox customer are the same thing. We think that as soon as the Wii customer turns 14 they want something else."
-John Rodman on the subject of Elite.

LOL!

Some of those are funny but...

"attack its' weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!"

:lol: lol @ microsoft :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Exactly, all the company's say stupid things.zerooslo7990

I haven't seen nintendo running their mouths off quite so much .... Sony are stil the world champs, none of these would even squeak into Sony's top 20, you did forget MS guys at that conference saying they were going to sell a billion 360's or some other silly number tho. :D

:lol: lol @ microsoft :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

oscarVD

lol @ rich people - ummmm, I take that back.

[QUOTE="zerooslo7990"]Exactly, all the company's say stupid things.blue_hazy_basic

I haven't seen nintendo running their mouths off quite so much .... Sony are stil the world champs, none of these would even squeak into Sony's top 20, you did forget MS guys at that conference saying they were going to sell a billion 360's or some other silly number tho. :D

Nintendo don't need to say anything. They are selling cheap hardware as next gen which is weaker than the first Xbox and laughing at the people buying it.

" We don't feel like the Wii customer and the Xbox customer are the same thing. We think that as soon as the Wii customer turns 14 they want something else."
-John Rodman on the subject of Elite.

:lol: Did he really say that?


I still think Sony have the best. "The PS3 is 4D" is the best.

And didn't Sony say the PS2 was like jacking into the matrix or something before it was released?darklord888

:lol::lol::lol: THE SINGLE GREATEST QUOTE FROM A BIG WIG! HAHAHAHAHA! He should have added the big about Old folks using Wii for theroputic reasons.

[QUOTE="zerooslo7990"]Exactly, all the company's say stupid things.blue_hazy_basic

I haven't seen nintendo running their mouths off quite so much .... Sony are stil the world champs, none of these would even squeak into Sony's top 20, you did forget MS guys at that conference saying they were going to sell a billion 360's or some other silly number tho. :D

they said they hoped to sell a billion..it was a dream goal. they NEVER said that the 360 was going to sell that many

Didn't Sony say something about "Giant enemy crabs.... based on events that actually took place in ancient chinese history"? I thought that was pretty embarressing, especially coming from an asian guy.Pro_wrestler

you feel embarress on something that you're not sure of and why does it what ethnic of people are saying it?

freakin bigot

[QUOTE="Pro_wrestler"]Didn't Sony say something about "Giant enemy crabs.... based on events that actually took place in ancient chinese history"? I thought that was pretty embarressing, especially coming from an asian guy.ngoniko

you feel embarress on something that you're not sure of and why does it what ethnic of people are saying it?

freakin bigot

Actually, it went more like this.

"Genji is based on a Japanese tale, which is based on history." And then the next image you see is a "Giant Enemy Crab" which you can attack it's weak point for "Massive Damage".

Sounds historically accurate to me.

And the Tale of Genji had very little to do with swordplay, let alone giant enemy crabs.

So basically a Japanese guy talking about Japanese "history" with giant crab monsters is quite ironic. So get your facts straight.

" We don't feel like the Wii customer and the Xbox customer are the same thing. We think that as soon as the Wii customer turns 14 they want something else."
-John Rodman on the subject of Elite.

LOL!

kcm_117

bahahahhaa awsome!

" We don't feel like the Wii customer and the Xbox customer are the same thing. We think that as soon as the Wii customer turns 14 they want something else."
-John Rodman on the subject of Elite.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL- wow that was a good shot at the wii, its still damn kiddy.