Most Improbable thing that can happen at E3

Voice over for Nintendo's franchises.DragonFlyJ

Umm...It's already happening. MP3 had voice overs, and good ones at that!

GOLDEN

SUN

THREE

:cry: When will it come!?

Sony announcing the release date of Home?

Microsoft announcing a motion controller that does more than the Wii?

Nintendo promising to go and accomodate to more serious gamers?

Or the worst, the fact that I can't go this year because its Invitation-Only again. :cry:

The E3 booths start falling apart, Lights start flickering, everybody looks

There everybody sees the bodies of Crime Tyme(or however it is spelled) just laying there......dead. With blood smeered spelling out revenge.

Then the true horror begins.

Free Radical gets revenge for there Haze Flop on the industry with there army of monkeys. But not just anykind of monekys the zombie monkeys from Timesplitters 3.......there next target.......BLACKBONDjg4xchamp

:lol: Cryme Tyme in E3 FTW.

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"]The E3 booths start falling apart, Lights start flickering, everybody looks

There everybody sees the bodies of Crime Tyme(or however it is spelled) just laying there......dead. With blood smeered spelling out revenge.

Then the true horror begins.

Free Radical gets revenge for there Haze Flop on the industry with there army of monkeys. But not just anykind of monekys the zombie monkeys from Timesplitters 3.......there next target.......BLACKBONDHAZE-Unit

:lol: Cryme Tyme in E3 FTW.

Omg if a Haze 2 is announced :lol:

I don't think those devs can take anymore butt kickings :lol:

Don Mattrick and Kaz Hirai wrestle around in a vat of baby-oil while Reggie cracks a whip, sips a pina colada, and says, "Dance for daddy, dance for daddy. Who's the runt of the litter now, babyyyyyyyyy!"

My crystal ball tells me this will be so.

*wizened expression and piercing gaze a la David Blaine*

The giant enemy crab will make a return.

God descends from heaven to deliver a message:

"Go get a life. And get a goddamn tan."

[QUOTE="HAZE-Unit"]

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"]The E3 booths start falling apart, Lights start flickering, everybody looks

There everybody sees the bodies of Crime Tyme(or however it is spelled) just laying there......dead. With blood smeered spelling out revenge.

Then the true horror begins.

Free Radical gets revenge for there Haze Flop on the industry with there army of monkeys. But not just anykind of monekys the zombie monkeys from Timesplitters 3.......there next target.......BLACKBONDBlackbond

:lol: Cryme Tyme in E3 FTW.

Omg if a Haze 2 is announced :lol:

I don't think those devs can take anymore butt kickings :lol:

That would be hilarious to watch from Free Radical, they need one big spear from an angry fan *goldberg* if they announce HAZE 2 :lol:

[QUOTE="Blackbond"][QUOTE="HAZE-Unit"]

[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"]The E3 booths start falling apart, Lights start flickering, everybody looks

There everybody sees the bodies of Crime Tyme(or however it is spelled) just laying there......dead. With blood smeered spelling out revenge.

Then the true horror begins.

Free Radical gets revenge for there Haze Flop on the industry with there army of monkeys. But not just anykind of monekys the zombie monkeys from Timesplitters 3.......there next target.......BLACKBONDHAZE-Unit

:lol: Cryme Tyme in E3 FTW.

Omg if a Haze 2 is announced :lol:

I don't think those devs can take anymore butt kickings :lol:

That would be hilarious to watch from Free Radical, they need one big spear from an angry fan *goldberg* if they announce HAZE 2 :lol:

ken kutaragi starting his own company and releasing a console that crushes the PS3.

and the launch title killer-ap is ridge racer 8.

Duke's Release date!!!

DANCE PARTAY!!!ONE!1!!!!1!!

then a paintball match between ninty , sony and microsoft employs.

Nitty Sony and Microsoft all merge, next gen console out late 2009 called unibommerbong with trans dimensional gpu a quantum processor and a telekinesis controller

:lol: It's gonna be hard to 'one up' the OP.

I'll try: EA buying Microsoft games division.

1. Nintendo announces that Link will no longer appear in Zelda titles and his long lost, beer guzzling pot bellied brother Todd will be Link's permanent replacement.

2. Bea Arthur makes a guest appearance and proclaims her love for Lair.

3. Phil Harrison shows up with long hair and a beard.

4. Bungie announces 2 new key members of their team...Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

5. Sony president breaks a Blu-Ray DVD in half then says HD-DVD is much better.

6. Epic announces that Yoshi will be one of the bosses in Gears of War 2.

7. Mike Tyson shows up and Nintendo publicly apologizes to him for replacing him with Mr. Dream in Punch Out.

8. "Proudly here to present brand new Mortal Kombat footage...let's all put our hands together for Hillary Clinton!"

9. Halo Zero is announced showcasing Master Chief's toddler years.

10. A new Superman game is shown...and it looks like GOTY material.

Nintendo announces that the Wii is infact football codes for a nuclear strike aimed at Europe. A secret ninja gay then infiltrates the scene, shoots down some PS3 to finally confront the Xbox 360 with a ninja-sword. And then we're told that gaming has been dead for 200 years.

The end.

Nintendo announces that the Wii is infact football codes for a nuclear strike aimed at Europe. A secret ninja gay then infiltrates the scene, shoots down some PS3 to finally confront the Xbox 360 with a ninja-sword. And then we're told that gaming has been dead for 200 years.

The end.

Benjamin19

Nintendo has a good Wii lineup with good third party supportvicmackey39

trying to be serious in a funny thread = fail.

Giant Asteroid killing everyone there.Hewkii

1. Nintendo announces that Link will no longer appear in Zelda titles and his long lost, beer guzzling pot bellied brother Todd will be Link's permanent replacement.

2. Bea Arthur makes a guest appearance and proclaims her love for Lair.

3. Phil Harrison shows up with long hair and a beard.

4. Bungie announces 2 new key members of their team...Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.

5. Sony president breaks a Blu-Ray DVD in half then says HD-DVD is much better.

6. Epic announces that Yoshi will be one of the bosses in Gears of War 2.

7. Mike Tyson shows up and Nintendo publicly apologizes to him for replacing him with Mr. Dream in Punch Out.

8. "Proudly here to present brand new Mortal Kombat footage...let's all put our hands together for Hillary Clinton!"

9. Halo Zero is announced showcasing Master Chief's toddler years.

10. A new Superman game is shown...and it looks like GOTY material.

AvIdGaMeR444

Best E3 ever.

sony goes POSTAL because of the PS3 bashers and attempts to kill everyone. Meanwhile a 360 with RROD explodes when jeff bell opens his mouth, causing numerous explosions. Then Miyamoto goes insane when a games journalist calls the wii kiddy and gimmicky and beats him to death with a wiimote.

and ninjabreadman 2 steals the show.

death by horse rape for miyamoto...

hey, thats the most unlikely i got!

top it

Sony announcing a new ridge racer game. RIIIIIDGE RAAACER!!!

Microsoft showing a new game to the audience. They begin to play the demo when their 360 RRODS!!

The next Grand Theft Auto game has a number attached to it instead of a city or area.Scaifism

grand theft auto 4 ring a bell?

[QUOTE="Scaifism"]The next Grand Theft Auto game has a number attached to it instead of a city or area.darkspineslayer

grand theft auto 4 ring a bell?

I meant the next GTA game after IV.

Microsoft showing a new game to the audience. They begin to play the demo when their 360 RRODS!!

SpinoRaptor

if that happened i would most likely die of laughter! omg, i can only imagine the face of the person playing it!

[QUOTE="CajunShooter"]

[QUOTE="web966"]Sony doesnt make an ass out of themselves.REforever101

At last year's E3 Sony was the only company that didnt make an ass of itself.

:lol: .... oh wait, you're serious?

I don't recall any BS last year, but the year before that was a catastrophe to say the very least.

[QUOTE="CajunShooter"]

[QUOTE="web966"]Sony doesnt make an ass out of themselves.REforever101

At last year's E3 Sony was the only company that didnt make an ass of itself.

:lol: .... oh wait, you're serious?

The Sony Defence Force sends suicide bombers to assasinate Miyamoto and Iwata but fail because Reggie takes their name and kicks their asses before they even get a chance to strap on the explosives. :P

Or Square could actually reveal relevent information on FFXIII.

Kaz Hirai unleashes flesh-eating locusts during the Microsoft press conference... and then reveals he is Ken Kuturagi's long lost Siamese twin.

Duke Nukem Forever is playable.

Space Quest 7 is announced for Wii-ware.

System Wars is mentioned in the presentations.

Duke Nukem Forever gets a release date for this year.

Sony shows a game so graphically impressive the PS3 itself erupts into an atomic explosion.

Nintendo announces that they're quitting the gaming business, laughs at everyone who bought the Wii, and hands control of the company to Sega.

After Microsoft announces the 360 no longer suffers from the RROD, they demo Halo 4 and the 360 gets the Red Rings after 2 minutes of gameplay.