My dad is a total non-gamer and he hates the wii just like me a (hardcore gamer)

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#1 deactivated-60bf765068a74
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but we both hate it for diff reasons

so i was talkin to my dad about what he wants for christmas an we walk by a wii in best buy and he hates video games with a passion (Thinks there a big waste of time kinda guy) im like hey u know this system is supposed toappeal for non gamers like you do u wanna try it out, he LAUGHSat mean says no not realy.... wellhes a prettybusy lawyer and doesnt really have any time for video games in his spare time an he still thinks the wii sucks an i was like yeah i can seu r point i wouldnt wanna play it either i dnot like those kinda games anymore

the only game he ever played was mike tyson punch out on the NES ONCEan only the first fight for like 2 minutes when i was like 8 in our basement the only time he went down there

so again who are these non-gamers gettin into the wii? My mom has almost zero clue about the wii's existence and prolly wouldn't go near it unlessi bought it for her an made her play a few games,my brother is semi casual gamer and he doesnt like hte wii at all, he has owned a n64 in the past though hes just too old for the wii now and so am i

the only game my mom plays was tetris/breakout an pinball type things or card games, She doesnt need or want a wii either

WHO are the nON-gamers picking this up? im in a family of non-gamers an nobody wants it, THEY dont play gtames an dont waste there time with games how is nintendo gettin other non-gamers ppl to smack down 250 on somethin they barely are gonna use if ever an who are the hardcore gamers who are wastin there time with games ike zack an wiki an paper mariowith all the other great games out there right now seems like ashamethis really blows my mind if u know what i mean

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#2 Veterngamer
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WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!
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#3 -wii60-
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Oh no the wii and nintendo are doomed ur dad doesn't like it!!!
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#4 bigrhyno
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I have a different view on this. Currently I am not enjoying the Wii that much and I decided with the lack of Wiis out I could make a decent amount on Ebay. Today I find out that the woman next door wants a Wii. I asked if it was for her daughter who never really seemed like a gamer. She told me she wanted it for her. Apparently there are middle aged women gathering together at someone's house playing wii sports and other games for fun, and now she wants one for herself. I found this weird, but hey, it saves me the hassle of Ebay.
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#5 raynimrod
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There is a reason that these forums also come with a blogging feature.
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#6 mingo123
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appealing to non-gamer doesnt mean Wii will be loved by every person on earth who is a non-gamer
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#7 zeus_gb
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Just because you're none gaming family don't want a Wii doesn't mean it's true of every none gaming family.

What is it with people assuming that the Wii is for kids? The Wii can be enjoyed at any age, the Wii is about creating a different experience for the player.

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#9 Hewkii
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and we only have the word of a Wii-hater. yes, totally trustworthy.
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#10 Willy105
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My dad is exactly like that.

Good thing the rest of my family isn't.

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#11 PelekotansDream
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WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!Veterngamer
Fox News Report: Non gamer does not want a gaming console, OHNOES!!!
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You know, the wii isn't loved by everyone but it does appeal to a wider community than the ps3 and 360 does

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[QUOTE="Veterngamer"]WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!PelekotansDream
Fox News Report: Non gamer does not want a gaming console, OHNOES!!!

im just sayin that i dont think the wii is bringing in all the non-gamers to the yard i mean there plenty of non-gamers still not being brought into this market the wii has not done as amazin as everyone is sayin, the second i see my parents playin the wii i will say fine the wii has done it but no not yet

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#14 iunderstand
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My dad could beat up your dad.
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[QUOTE="PelekotansDream"][QUOTE="Veterngamer"]WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!ProtossRushX

Fox News Report: Non gamer does not want a gaming console, OHNOES!!!

im just sayin that i dont think the wii is bringing in all the non-gamers to the yard i mean there plenty of non-gamers still not being brought into this market the wii has not done as amazin as everyone is sayin, the second i see my parents playin the wii i will say fine the wii has done it but no not yet

Do you hail your parents or something?
The Wii is doing as great, if not better, as everyone is saying simply because it's selling like crazy and the suply can't meet the demand.

Can't believe I actually came in your thread though, you seriously are the most immature, denying, selfashamed cow around here who can do nothing but bash anything that doesn't have PLAYSTATION written on it.
I know this will bring up some laughs, but seriously; GET A LIFE.

EDIT: And by the way. A hardcore gamer who only owns a PS3? :lol:

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#16 bcrich959
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My dad is a total non-gamer and he hates the wii just like me a (hardcore gamer)

:lol: sig worthy

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#17 PopeReal
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WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!Veterngamer

LOL!

Another day, and another Wii bashing thread for the TC. This time his daddy doesn't like it! LMAO

Ok let me get this straight, gamers and non gamers alike aren't buying the Wii... so who the hell is buying it then? Answer me that.

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#18 darkslider99
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Once again Protoss, you amaze me with your intelligence...
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Wow protuss you're so right the Wii is awesome! If this doesn't convince everyone to buy it I don't know what will.

Even though you're clearly a total wii fanboy you make some great points, Wii's for all!

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#20 darkslider99
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[quote="protssrush"]My dad is a total non-gamer and he hates the wii just like me a (hardcore gamer) bcrich959

:lol: sig worthy


almost everything he says is sig worthy lol I don't think He's ever made a meaningful post.
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#21 deactivated-5dd711115e664
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Your dad hates videogames "with a passion"...and yet you think he speaks for all those people who are typically non-gamers but DON'T hate videogames with a passion?

Wow. That is about the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a long long time.

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#22 bcrich959
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[QUOTE="bcrich959"]

[quote="protssrush"]My dad is a total non-gamer and he hates the wii just like me a (hardcore gamer) darkslider99

:lol: sig worthy


almost everything he says is sig worthy lol I don't think He's ever made a meaningful post.

So I've noticed. I have to admit though his posts are quite entertaining.

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#23 darkslider99
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[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="bcrich959"]

[quote="protssrush"]My dad is a total non-gamer and he hates the wii just like me a (hardcore gamer) bcrich959

:lol: sig worthy

So I've noticed. I have to admit though his posts are quite entertaining.


almost everything he says is sig worthy lol I don't think He's ever made a meaningful post.

So I've noticed. I have to admit though his posts are quite entertaining


Indeed they are. Remeber that time he made a thread and half way through he goes:
DONT POST IN MY THREAD IF YOURE NOT GONNA AGREE WITH ME!!!1!!!
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#24 AdolescentDon
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Wow, what a incredibly lame thread :?

The Wii and DS both appeal to non (hardcore) gamers.

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#25 RK-Mara
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Oh noes! A guy who has never even tried it says that it sucks. Your dad sounds like a fanboy.

P.S. I found it really hard to read your message.

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#26 Shadow_op
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WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!Veterngamer

Hello everyone, I'm Dan Rather.

Todays top story is about a lawyer who does not want a videogame console. All this and more at eleven.

BTW, is your father Jack Thompson?

Dun dun DUN!

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but we both hate it for diff reasons

so i was talkin to my dad about what he wants for christmas an we walk by a wii in best buy and he hates video games with a passion (Thinks there a big waste of time kinda guy) im like hey u know this system is supposed toappeal for non gamers like you do u wanna try it out, he LAUGHSat mean says no not realy.... wellhes a prettybusy lawyer and doesnt really have any time for video games in his spare time an he still thinks the wii sucks an i was like yeah i can seu r point i wouldnt wanna play it either i dnot like those kinda games anymore

the only game he ever played was mike tyson punch out on the NES ONCEan only the first fight for like 2 minutes when i was like 8 in our basement the only time he went down there

so again who are these non-gamers gettin into the wii? My mom has almost zero clue about the wii's existence and prolly wouldn't go near it unlessi bought it for her an made her play a few games,my brother is semi casual gamer and he doesnt like hte wii at all, he has owned a n64 in the past though hes just too old for the wii now and so am i

the only game my mom plays was tetris/breakout an pinball type things or card games, She doesnt need or want a wii either

WHO are the nON-gamers picking this up? im in a family of non-gamers an nobody wants it, THEY dont play gtames an dont waste there time with games how is nintendo gettin other non-gamers ppl to smack down 250 on somethin they barely are gonna use if ever an who are the hardcore gamers who are wastin there time with games ike zack an wiki an paper mariowith all the other great games out there right now seems like ashamethis really blows my mind if u know what i mean

ProtossRushX

Oh YEA! Well....well my daddy could kick you daddies ASS! GG SON GG!

:) Seriously is this a joke thread?

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#28 darkslider99
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[QUOTE="Veterngamer"]WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!Shadow_op

Hello everyone, I'm Dan Rather.

Todays top story is about a lawyer who does not want a videogame console. All this and more at eleven.

BTW, is your father Jack Thompson?

Dun dun DUN!


that would explain so much :o
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#29 darkslider99
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....well my daddy could kick you daddies ASS! GG SON GG!

:) Seriously is this a joke thread?

Taiko88

Sadly, no. All of protoss rushes posts are like this.
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#30 lolag
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what makes you a hardcore gamer just because you have a 360 pc or ps3?or you play alot of games? and since NIntendo has an age limit for the console i find that to be bs im 25 years old and i love he Wii. This console is probably the best fun i had in years. SMG was the main reason aswell the game is beautifully made and the controls so easy to use that my neighbors even come by on the weekend to play.so even though Wii owners will get games that you consider in your own hardcore defintion"casual" or even" kiddy" but we will have the same satifaction as you, having a great time playing the game and spending numerous hours playing knowing we spent good earned money to play this game

i believe a hardcore gamer is that you have a vareity of games, collected multiple consoles over the years, thats the way i see a hardcore gamer is described.

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#31 PopeReal
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[QUOTE="Taiko88"]

....well my daddy could kick you daddies ASS! GG SON GG!

:) Seriously is this a joke thread?

darkslider99


Sadly, no. All of protoss rushes posts are like this.

Yes, but he makes my hours at work go by so much faster. I actually do get free entertainment from his threads.

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LMFAO!!
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#33 Erkidu
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Your dad =/= every non-gamer. Secondly, your dad hates something without even trying it? :| I wouldn't want him to represent me in a court of law..
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#34 arinya
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[QUOTE="PelekotansDream"][QUOTE="Veterngamer"]WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!ProtossRushX

Fox News Report: Non gamer does not want a gaming console, OHNOES!!!

im just sayin that i dont think the wii is bringing in all the non-gamers to the yard i mean there plenty of non-gamers still not being brought into this market the wii has not done as amazin as everyone is sayin, the second i see my parents playin the wii i will say fine the wii has done it but no not yet

Reality seems to disagree with you. The Wii has brought in so many non gamers into the gaming world that now it's close to impossible to find the little white box in most places. I can't wait till Smash Bros. score AAA and you leave these forums.

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#35 clone01
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[QUOTE="Veterngamer"]WHAT??? A non-gamer doesn't want a gaming console.... WOWZERS!!! THIS IS BIG NEWS! BETTER ALERT THE MEDIA!PopeReal

LOL!

Another day, and another Wii bashing thread for the TC. This time his daddy doesn't like it! LMAO

Ok let me get this straight, gamers and non gamers alike aren't buying the Wii... so who the hell is buying it then? Answer me that.

i mistakenly bought it thinking it was a cigar humidor :)

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#36 clone01
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[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="bcrich959"]

[quote="protssrush"]My dad is a total non-gamer and he hates the wii just like me a (hardcore gamer) bcrich959

:lol: sig worthy


almost everything he says is sig worthy lol I don't think He's ever made a meaningful post.

So I've noticed. I have to admit though his posts are quite entertaining.

quite so...i also like the gangsta speak. PStriple, knowhatimsayin G? :)

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#37 DeliriumGlo
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I hate corn and my dadm mom and older brother love it. Now what does that prove and reread what you wrote.
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#38 Fire_Hurts
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are you sure your dad isn't just you?
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#39 Darthmatt
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Hardcore gamer. I guess me owning a wii whipes out my 20+ years of video game experience. I love how kids today think they are "hardcore", and cant even enjoy every part gaming has to offer. Hardcore used to be someone who plays everything, now it means someone who paints themselves into a corner.
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#40 Blackbond
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Obviously since his dad doesn't like Wii no other non-gamer would like it as well. ProtossRushX doesn't lie. So I hvae come to the conclusion. The Wii's entire user-base is comprised of Hardcore gamers. The Wii is the Hardcore Console.

But even then. The 360 is still the best console since sliced bread and SMG is the best game since sliced bread. ProtossRushX said so.

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#41 Relys
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Just ingore this guy. All of his posts are basically threads he made, saying why he hates the Wii.
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#42 OhhSnap50893
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an i was like yeah i can seu r point i wouldnt wanna play it either i dnot like those kinda games anymore

ProtossRushX
1. Thinking you're mature by not buying a Wii, is stupid.
2. Thinking you're mature while spelling like that, is stupid.
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#43 Caldutety
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Oh noes!

Someone messed up big time here.

I personally loved the quote "If non-gamers aren't buying this, and hardcore gamers aren't buying this then who the hell is?!"
Non-gamers not buying it meaning his family, and "hardcore" gamers not buying it meaning him.

I personally AM a hardcore gamer (i go to a number of tournaments throughout each year), and I bought a wii and I love it.
It has plenty of games to keep me completely entertained (Zelda IS a hardcore game, along with mario galaxy and zack and wiki).

You saying that your "too old" is rather hilarious though, since when did it matter how old you were to play games? Mario can be enjoyable to anyone, it doesn't matter how old you are, just because a game has a kiddy outline doesn't mean it can't be incredibly fun. I personally prefer kiddy graphics over ultra realistic gory graphics anyday, I like to KNOW that i'm in a game.

Seriously, if you think it's wrong to play kiddy games because your too grown up, then you really do need to GROW UP and expand your mind.

Think anyone can put it better then that? ;)

-Caldutety

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#45 DeadMan1290
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If it ain't the 360 it's the Wii:roll: This guy and his DBZ avatar is desperate:lol:
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#46 Pajamasalad
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I am starting to think this guy is a forum troll. A very good one. Every thread he makes gets a lot of posts and everyone hates him. If he was serious about what he was saying he would realize this forum doesn't agree with anything he says and he would leave forever.
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#47 Yodas_Boy
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Thanks for sharing. On a related note, everyone I've shown the Wii to absolutely loves it. Especially non-gamers.
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#48 wooooode
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Well it sounds like you have a family that judges the book by its cover and are not willing to try new things. I would not say the Wii is the greatest thing out there but it is worth giving a valid try.
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#49 hazuki87
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Yeah I mean my dad and mom don't even want one either so I'm pretty sure nobody does. Though my dad is kind of a real important senator though so he doesnt have time but whatever ya know? Seriosuly though the other day when he drove me to K-Mart so I could buy Need for Speed for my PS Tripple he was like "Wii? No way!"

Stupid sheep.