Nathan and Marcus went to the store yesterday....

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#51 skelebull3000
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TC has got to be working for sony. I mean, who else would write that much rubbish without getting paid?

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#52 killab2oo5
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:? Who would want gold just to play Lost Planet online...a game nobody probably even plays anymore? (I know no one plays Colonies Edition).
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#53 Ross_the_B0SS
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If Nathan was a good guy he would not shop at Walmart.

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#54 thedarksanta
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I just wonder where were all of you to tell the sam fanboy speach to NinjaOmega or AHUGECAT? Oh, they were bashing the PS3, so it's cool.

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#55 muffintheduffin
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did you REALLY have to put the word "ATTRACTIVE" when talking about nathan's girlfriend?

ahahaa

i laughed at out loud when i kept reading that.

anwyay, this was the most typical thing i've read all 3 years the next gen console thing has started.

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#56 clone01
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cool story bro

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truly one of the best comebacks of all time. makes me giggle every time! :D
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#57 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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while some points are true this was executed in a very fanboyish way

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#58 Cherokee_Jack
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Funny thread.
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#59 Cherokee_Jack
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TC has got to be working for sony. I mean, who else would write that much rubbish without getting paid?

skelebull3000
You mean Microsoft?
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#60 VendettaRed07
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lmao if this is a joke, but if your serious.. then :I

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#61 vaderhater
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Just skimmed it but did they drive there in Nathans car or did Marcus drive? Bus?

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#62 Nike_Air
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Nathandecides to get a PS3, but then he realised FF13 isn't a PS3 exclusive anymore. Furthermore his favourite game, GTAIV, gets exclusive expansion packs only found on the 360.

Marcus wins.

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Nathan realises that FFXIII is still on ps3 as well as FF Versus XIII unlike the misinformedconsumer. Then he learns of Rockstar's new exclusive game called Agent coming to the ps3. He would gladly give up DLC to the worst GTAgamein favor of abrand new exclusive from the Rockstar Gods.

Look over to Marcus's future who bought a 360 instead , trying to enjoy his DLC ..... while praying that MGS4 (lol) , FF Versus XIII , and Agent come to the 360 , while praying that his 360 doesn't RROD once again.

Nathan wins.

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#63 clone01
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here's a better story:

Pete and Repeat went to a bridge. Pete fell off, who was left?

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#64 Episode_Eve
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This was a very creative perspective on the War. Thanks for sharing :).
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#65 Episode_Eve
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[QUOTE="SpinoRaptor24"]

Nathandecides to get a PS3, but then he realised FF13 isn't a PS3 exclusive anymore. Furthermore his favourite game, GTAIV, gets exclusive expansion packs only found on the 360.

Marcus wins.

Nike_Air

Nathan realises that FFXIII is still on ps3 as well as FF Versus XIII unlike the misinformedconsumer. Then he learns of Rockstar's new exclusive game called Agent coming to the ps3. He would gladly give up DLC to the worst GTAgamein favor of abrand new exclusive from the Rockstar Gods.

Look over to Marcus's future who bought a 360 instead , trying to enjoy his DLC ..... while praying that MGS4 (lol) , FF Versus XIII , and Agent come to the 360 , while praying that his 360 doesn't RROD once again.

Nathan wins.

Nathan will also plays games like ME2 and SC: Conviction on his high-end PC. Nathan wins even more LMAO.
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#66 Episode_Eve
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Just skimmed it but did they drive there in Nathans car or did Marcus drive? Bus?

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They both hitched a ride on a brumak.
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#67 Episode_Eve
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[QUOTE="siLVURcross"]Nathan must be living it up if because of his PS3 his girlfriend makes him breakfast while he for some reasons browses the Internet on the PS3. Sucks to be Marcus though, getting a 360 that for some reason imploded and busted into flames resulting in his house to be burnt down (I'm assuming) which is a case I've never heard of. So what does it mean for people who are educated enough to research and bought both platforms? I seem to lack the attractive girlfriend making me breakfast and the 360 imploding in my daily life.

Having both obviously negates each other and you're left with a life that's neither exciting nor miserable.
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#68 stepat201
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That was an excellent parody I especially laughed at the last sentence of the Nathan post.

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#69 luigigreen
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!! But seriously, I bought a 360 and it couldn't have been easier to setup. Stop being such a fanboy.
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#70 EndorphinMaster
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!! But seriously, I bought a 360 and it couldn't have been easier to setup. Stop being such a fanboy.luigigreen

I hope TC didn't drill holes in his wall when he was setting up his 360.

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#71 vaderhater
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[QUOTE="vaderhater"]

Just skimmed it but did they drive there in Nathans car or did Marcus drive? Bus?

Episode_Eve

They both hitched a ride on a brumak.

I bet Nathans "attractive girlfriend" dreams about dating a real man like Marcus.

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#72 muzik_mafia
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That was insanely funny :D

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#73 MikeT072
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I'm seeing a pattern here...

Lemmings find this literature a piece of filth and should be condemned to Hell immediately.

Cows find this literature the funniest thing they have ever heard on the Internet.

It's uncanny. Oh well, since somebody requested it earlier here it is:

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#74 Jfisch93
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jeez TC, you got fanboys ALL up in your grill, but thanks for the lol.

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#75 garbagegames200
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pc is best largest selection of games.
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#76 Im_single
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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#77 themyth01
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Hope you didn't write all that, it'd be pretty sad if you did.
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#78 TreyoftheDead
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here's a better story:

Pete and Repeat went to a bridge. Pete fell off, who was left?

clone01

Repeat.

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#79 nosedive7
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Roffles with extra failsauce

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#80 qbell
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good thing nathen didn't try to play some MG4 multiplayer first! His attitude would have went sour real quick! And what about the long system update and hard drive downloads?
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#81 charomid
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Nathan fails for shopping at Walmart.X360PS3AMD05

hahahaha was not expecting that at all! lol, good laughs!!! nice one bro

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#82 cloudff7tm
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lol. They should make a soap opera about fanboys.

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#83 tutt3r
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wait this story is true! i went to wallmart the other day and bought a ps3. i met some girl named sexylover10101 on killzone2. its great! i plan on meeting her tonight! wish me luck XD.

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#84 metroidfood
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I think the mods have just forsaken any hope of SW ever having an intelligent, thoughtful thread that isn't flamebait.