Nintendo patents horseback rider controller

[QUOTE="n00bproof"]

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/08/nintendos-shameful-inflatable-horse-riding-wii-controller/

SaintBlaze

I am so saving that gif. :lol:

On topic: A horseback rider controller? Really Nintendo?

maybe their making a broke back mountain game?

Now i dont have to get my little sister a pony.. i can get that instead.. and play on it too one no ones looking... lol

This made me laugh......hard....VERY HARD. Like really, is it really necessary having this? mightychir

I think Reggie can sum this up for me.

-Oath

I knew a Reggie pic would be posted eventually as soon as I saw this thread, it was only a matter of when :P.

*facepalm*

They're slowly losing respect.

dang i might have to rebuy a wii if they make mario jockey

Vitality Sensor, and now this?!

...really Nintendo?

:|....:lol:

I'm trying to think of an example that would be a bigger joke than this, but I don't think I can.

Innuendo at its finest.

Why hasn't there been damage control in this thread yet?!Lethalhazard

ok, bad jokes aside (sort of), what the hell is nintendo thinking. first they make a control in the shape of a phallus, then they make a balance board, now a sybian rip-off. wtf???

cowgriller

I recommend visiting a urologist, because I don't think that it's natural for it to have an angular, flat top covered with lights and buttons. Girls might like the rumble function, though.

[QUOTE="Lethalhazard"]Why hasn't there been damage control in this thread yet?!Cherokee_Jack

are they targetting the casual group just a LITTLE BIT?

I am so pumped to play the next Zelda using a perephial for every piece of gear Link has to carry around! Plastic horse, plastic sword, plastic shield, plastic slingshot, plastic everything man!

best news all week :lol:

I hope this product never sees the light of day.

shoryuken_

Why hasn't there been damage control in this thread yet?!Lethalhazard

[QUOTE="shoryuken_"]

I hope this product never sees the light of day.

Thunderdrone

it will probably come with barbie horse adventure...wow i cants waitz

Why hasn't there been damage control in this thread yet?!Lethalhazard

:|....:lol:

I'm trying to think of an example that would be a bigger joke than this, but I don't think I can.

Innuendo at its finest.

PSdual_wielder

are they targetting the casual group just a LITTLE BIT?

DoomZaW

I think you have to use it on Yoshi in Mario Galaxy 2 :lol:

hahaha omg this is more embarrassing then e3 2006.

"Or if those animals aren't your style, maybe you'd be more interested in riding some examples Nintendo themselves provide in the actual patent, like bulls, burros (small donkeys), dolphins, whales, dragons, griffons, unicorns giant eagles and sheep." hahaha :lol: and now the laughter hurts :cry:

I actually look at my Wii with less respect somehow now... Nintendo, what have you gone and done.

[QUOTE="DoomZaW"]

are they targetting the casual group just a LITTLE BIT?

BoloTheGreat

That patent can be turned into a fail jpeg :lol: quick someone work the magic, I don't know how? :P

[QUOTE="Cobalt_Spartan"]

I just thought of something. You ride a horse in Zelda, don't you... :|

SMR-Venom

Hey now, hey now! Calm down. Calm down. You need the Wiimote for horseback fighting. So relax. :)

Yikes - I think I've seen it all then something like this happens -That is just too:lol:

I guess now nintendo wants to expand the audience further with, desperate housewives? :lol:

Oh wow :lol:

Srsly!

[QUOTE="shoryuken_"]

I hope this product never sees the light of day.

Thunderdrone

Yeah, this ain't gonna happen. It's hilarious though. :lol:

Pretty cool. Don't think it will ever be launched unfortunately but I can see some games for kids getting this. Weslii

Anybody want to play Super Mario Jockey with me when this thing comes out?:P

Dear god.

Never going to be released, in all likelihood.