Not even Chuck Norris can defeat...(now with poll)

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Says it all really...

can chuck norris beat bruce lee?

i dont think so, bruce lee > all

c02z

bruce was too strong for this world so he went to the heavens to live as a god.

Wow, why did he beat those kids up. For no reason at all.

Oh god those commercials are hilarious.

CassiusGaius

Because they were outside! They SHOULD be inside playing video games! That's why!

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Wow, why did he beat those kids up. For no reason at all.

Oh god those commercials are hilarious.

valmonte

Because they were outside! They SHOULD be inside playing video games! That's why!

Damn right!

I think kids should start using Sanshiro as the "boogeyman" for their parents.

"Billy, put down the game and do your homework."

"Mommy, Segata Sanshiro is going to come beat your ass if you don't shut the hell up."