On my way home....

after my girl broke out with me ( some other guy was apperently cooler ) I decided to walk along the shopping streets. As I walked by the local game store a cold wind flew by and deadly silence interrupted the crowdy street wich was now empty. It began to get darker quickly and I even began so feel a litle bit sick. Moments after needed to crawl because the ground under me turned into slippery mud. COuld not say a word and my crys for help couldn't get heard by anyone.

Than, on my last breath saw something sticking out of the earth. Touched it with my fingertips first and immediately powerful ebergy started flowing trough my vains. The mud started to crawl back and the sun broke trough the dark clouds. People emerged from every nook and cranny. Daily life started to gain pace again.

I almost forgot the paper I was holding in my hands and threw a quick look on it.

Well M-O-T-H-E-R of G-O-D!

How could it be else..it was

The List of PC 2012 Exclusives wich consolites also WON'T get to PLAY.

So I ran home and quickly turned on the computer on my attic to create this thread.

Behold,

The Official List of PC 2012 Exclusives wich consolites also WON'T get to PLAY.

1. GW2

2. Tribes Ascend

3. Deep Black

4. Dota 2

5. Arma 3

6. Firefall

7. Hawken

8. Microsoft Flight

9. Neverwinter

10. Path of Exile

11. Planetside 2

12. Torchlight 2

13. SC2 HOTS

14. Diablo 3

15. C&C generals 2

16. Legends of Dawn

17. Cobalt

18. Kings Bounty:Warrior of the North

19. Natural Selection 2

20. Ravaged

21. Krater

22. Robot Unicorn Attack Evolution

23. Jagged Alliance Back in Action

24. Phantasy Star Online 2

25. Project Cars

26. Naval Warfare Arctic Circle

27. Warlock Masters of the Arcane

28. War of the Roses

29. The Red Solstice

30. End of Nations

31. War Thunder World of planes

32. Super Monday night Combat

33. Warface

34. Carrier Command

35. Dear Esther

36. The Spire

37. Hard reset extended edition

38. Fray

39. Mechwarrior Online

40. X-Rebirth

41. Overgrowth

42. Lucius

43. Grim Dawn

44. Crusader Kings 2

45. Xenonauts

46. Amnesia 2

47. Ontagion

48. Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai

49. Auto Club Revolution

50. Gettysburg Armored Warfare

51. Shootmania Storm

52. Blacklight Retribution

53. Infinity the Quest for Earth

54. The Secret World

55. Dead State

56. Fortune Summoners

57. Umbra

58. X-Plane

59. Blade & Soul

60. Iron Front Liberation 1944

61. WoW Mists of Pandaria

62. Warhammer 40K Dark Milennium

63. Salem

64. The Whitness

65. Toren

66. Starpoint Gemini

67. Brickforce

68. Cartel

69. Dragon Commander

70. GTR 3

71. Chivalry

72. Warp

73. Inquisitor

74. UFO 2 Extraterrestrials

75. Masters of the Broken World

76. Elemental Fallen Enchantress

77. Wargame European Escalation

78. Smite

79. Men of War Condemned Heroes

80. King Arthur 2

81. Tactical Intervention

82. Red Orchestra 2 Rising Storm

83.Ghost Recon Online

84. Shadowrun

85. Asylum

86. Cradle

87. The Dark Eye, Chains of Satinav

88. Dustforce

89. Syberia 3

90. Rfactor 2

91. Wildstar

92. BlackSpace

93.Sniper Elite V2

94. Continent of The Ninth Global

95. ArcheAge

96. Postal 3

97. SOL:Exodus

98. Qube

99. Starfarer

Lol.

Hermits smell.

Hermits smell.

waltefmoney

One more thing that makes us the master race I guess. We have noses.

[QUOTE="waltefmoney"]

Hermits smell.

Damnsmooth

One more thing that makes us the master race I guess.We have noses.

Hermits also make bad jokes.

[QUOTE="Damnsmooth"][QUOTE="waltefmoney"]

Hermits smell.

waltefmoney

One more thing that makes us the master race I guess.We have noses.

Hermits also make bad jokes.

Lol.

MLBknights58

What else was I supposed to do with a pathetic insult like that???Damnsmooth

To chillax of course.

I can see why she broke up with you,

Good call.

[QUOTE="Damnsmooth"]What else was I supposed to do with a pathetic insult like that???waltefmoney

To chillax of course.

:lol:

I guess, but I'm bored.Damnsmooth

You could help me by listing games that should be removed from the list so you hermits don't look bad.

So far:

Firefall
Ghost Recon Online
The Witness(he even misspelled it)

[QUOTE="Damnsmooth"]I guess, but I'm bored.waltefmoney

You could help me by listing games that should be removed from the list so you hermits don't look bad.

So far:

Firefall
Ghost Recon Online
The Witness(he even misspelled it)

[QUOTE="Damnsmooth"]I guess, but I'm bored.waltefmoney

You could help me by listing games that should be removed from the list so you hermits don't look bad.

So far:

Firefall
Ghost Recon Online
The Witness(he even misspelled it)

Out of the 91 games mentioned I only want 3 of them.

This seems to be a new SW trend, it used to be just Uncharted vs Gears. Now it's endless lists of games nobody wants to play being pitted against eachother.

Quantity over quality, ey SW.

I would, but for every one you take off, you can find a different game to replace it. Seems futile.Damnsmooth

Well we wouldn't want loosingENDS to see hermits listing non-exclusives now would we?

[QUOTE="Damnsmooth"]I would, but for every one you take off, you can find a different game to replace it. Seems futile.waltefmoney

Well we wouldn't want loosingENDS to see hermits listing non-exclusives now would we?

[QUOTE="Damnsmooth"]I would, but for every one you take off, you can find a different game to replace it. Seems futile.waltefmoney

Well we wouldn't want loosingENDS to see hermits listing non-exclusives now would we?

As you guys wish. Just one last one:

PROJECT CARS

There.

What I expected;

What I received;

Really awesome list of games.

Crap lineup, only 2 games im getting

PS3 has 10 times better lineup

Crap lineup, only 2 games im getting

PS3 has 10 times better lineup

Zurrur

Ye but your a smelly manga loving metal head, so noone cares about your opinion.

He's definitely cooler than you, she made a good choice.

But nice list :D

As you guys wish. Just one last one:

PROJECT CARS

There.

waltefmoney

It's still not playable on your plastic toy so yeah, exclusive !

[QUOTE="waltefmoney"]

As you guys wish. Just one last one:

PROJECT CARS

There.

BlowMonkeys

It's still not playable on your plastic toy so yeah, exclusive !

But the game's not out on any platform yet.

A member of the 'master race' can't even spell properly? :lol:

[QUOTE="BlowMonkeys"]

[QUOTE="waltefmoney"]

As you guys wish. Just one last one:

PROJECT CARS

There.

waltefmoney

It's still not playable on your plastic toy so yeah, exclusive !

But the game's not out on any platform yet.

PC gamers can already test the pre alpha. And it looks stunning! PC lead platform. Timex exclusive alpha testing. Timed exclusive on release date!

A member of the 'master race' can't even spell properly? :lol:

Bigboi500

That was easy.

PC gamers can already test the pre alpha. And it looks stunning! PC lead platform. Timex exclusive alpha testing. Timed exclusive on release date!

BlowMonkeys

THAT'S AMAZING! Still not exclusive.

22. Robot Unicorn Attack Evolution

BlowMonkeys

Lol awesome story :)

Unfortunatly the consolites wont take notice as the only buy games that have had millions and millions spent on advertising.

[QUOTE="BlowMonkeys"]

PC gamers can already test the pre alpha. And it looks stunning! PC lead platform. Timex exclusive alpha testing. Timed exclusive on release date!

waltefmoney

THAT'S AMAZING! Still not exclusive.

BlowMonkeys

THHBFO :cool:

That poor girl :? hope you didn't deeply scar her psyche as badly as you did ours with this kind of drivel. :twisted:

I kid a bit, funny stuff and now being girlfriend-less, you'll have all the gaming time you want but sadly for you, no Halo 4 & SB:HA :o :P

[QUOTE="Damnsmooth"][QUOTE="waltefmoney"]

Hermits smell.

waltefmoney

One more thing that makes us the master race I guess.We have noses.

Hermits also make bad jokes.

You must be one hardcore hermit then.

On topic, TC is pathetic. I'd say your GF was a clever one, to break up with you. But then again, she was dumb enough to be your GF in the first place.

[QUOTE="waltefmoney"]

Hermits also make bad jokes.

milannoir

You must be one hardcore hermit then.

How dare you, my jokes are exquisite.

after my girl broke out with me ( some other guy was apperently cooler ) I decided to walk along the shopping streets. As I walked by the local game store a cold wind flew by and deadly silence interrupted the crowdy street wich was now empty. It began to get darker quickly and I even began so feel a litle bit sick. Moments after needed to crawl because the ground under me turned into slippery mud. COuld not say a word and my crys for help couldn't get heard by anyone.

Than, on my last breath saw something sticking out of the earth. Touched it with my fingertips first and immediately powerful ebergy started flowing trough my vains. The mud started to crawl back and the sun broke trough the dark clouds. People emerged from every nook and cranny. Daily life started to gain pace again.

I almost forgot the paper I was holding in my hands and threw a quick look on it.

Well M-O-T-H-E-R of G-O-D!

How could it be else..it was

The List of PC 2012 Exclusives wich consolites also WON'T get to PLAY.

So I ran home and quickly turned on the computer on my attic to create this thread.

BlowMonkeys

Nice.. On my way home, i was looking for a job to pay my debts... Ben looking for weeks, debts keep pilling up, could get kicked outa my house any day now. Literally i'm in hell right now, and i am going to die.

OMFG!!! The PC 2012 games lists posted all over the place are so huge, that I had overlooked this beauty! Hermits win 2012 by default!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJ6iKB3Wx8&feature=player_embedded

So, instead of ignoring loosingends, Hermits become loosingends?Badosh

So, instead of ignoring loosingends, Hermits become loosingends?Badosh

If you can't beat em....

U mad, peasants?

U mad, peasants?

Am_Confucius

:P

Hermits smell.

waltefmoney