PS3 is like the UNITED STATES, Xbox 360 is like Iraq, Wii like Native americans

  • 115 results
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for iamthetruth55
iamthetruth55

38

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#1 iamthetruth55
Member since 2008 • 38 Posts

The PS3 is very much like the UNITED STATES with all it's power and history and just the name brand. United States is by far the best and the most powerful similar to the PS3. The US has been in some tough wars but as ALWAYS come out on top, similar to the PS3. Right now xbox 360 is like Iraq. Losing the battle on all fronts, bring taken over by the US (PS3). Iraq was in decent shape not too long ago but always has it's break downs (xbox 360 RROD). Now the Wii is like Native Americans. The Wii is very creative like Natives, but fails when it comes to technology and it is rather kiddy (mysticism and voodoo are childish but the Natives continue to beleive). The Nintendo brand has been around for a very long time but has done almost nothign to innovate (Mario party 13? Paper mario 9?).

Avatar image for crunchUK
crunchUK

3050

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#2 crunchUK
Member since 2007 • 3050 Posts

oh. it's you. epic fail. go study your history.

/thread

Avatar image for Floppy_Jim
Floppy_Jim

25933

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#3 Floppy_Jim
Member since 2007 • 25933 Posts
MR Cow, please stop embarrasing us PS3 owners. It's my favourite console too, but this doesn't even make sense.
Avatar image for sneslover
sneslover

957

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#5 sneslover
Member since 2005 • 957 Posts
And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.
Avatar image for TheWalrusBeast
TheWalrusBeast

1820

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 11

User Lists: 0

#7 TheWalrusBeast
Member since 2005 • 1820 Posts

The Romans defeated and took over Greece. After the fall of Rome, Greece was occupied by several powers and didn't become independent until the 1800s...

You = Epic fail

Avatar image for Wartzay
Wartzay

2036

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#8 Wartzay
Member since 2006 • 2036 Posts

The xbox 360 has it'd SHORT lived run but it is not going to fall under it's own "power" (or should i suggest power of the cell) and before a major failure due to fualty hardware, expensive online, weird controllers, P2P online, horrible games for 08, and their over confidence is going to bring down the Lemmings! Now the PS3 is much like the Greeks. Smart, intelligeant, and dominant for LONG period of time (10 year life span anyone???!!). The Greeks were slow to rise after Rome, but now is the time that the PS3 and cell take a commanding lead with FREE online, GREAT controllers, DEDICATED servers, and GREAT exclusive 08 lineup. The Wii is like the nomads. Weak, innovative given what they have, which is not much. And they just migrate from one system to the next staying loyal to their mario party 14, and paper mario 9, and the same series played over and over again.

iamthetruth55

the roman empire lasted in some form from 200~? BC to 1453 AD. I wouldnt call that short lived.

Avatar image for lawlessx
lawlessx

48753

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#9 lawlessx
Member since 2004 • 48753 Posts
failed on so many levels.
Avatar image for usmcjdk6
usmcjdk6

1240

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#10 usmcjdk6
Member since 2007 • 1240 Posts
This ownage is unparalleled...
Avatar image for Riverwolf007
Riverwolf007

26023

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#11 Riverwolf007
Member since 2005 • 26023 Posts
Did you lose a SW bet or something and HAVE to make these to settle the terms of the bet?
Avatar image for jg4xchamp
jg4xchamp

64054

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#12 jg4xchamp
Member since 2006 • 64054 Posts
And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.sneslover
:lol: that was a bit harsh
Avatar image for angelkimne
angelkimne

14037

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#14 angelkimne
Member since 2006 • 14037 Posts
This ownage is unparalleled...usmcjdk6
PS_John
Avatar image for jg4xchamp
jg4xchamp

64054

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#15 jg4xchamp
Member since 2006 • 64054 Posts

1- 360 has great 08 games
2- YOur analogy sucks
3- Correct me if im wrong, but didn't the greeks not return to power until the romans were long gone for hunderds of years. If anything Roman Empire followed Greeks good run......

Avatar image for jg4xchamp
jg4xchamp

64054

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#16 jg4xchamp
Member since 2006 • 64054 Posts
yeah greeks weren't independant again until the 1800s
Avatar image for ONLYDOD
ONLYDOD

6026

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 0

#17 ONLYDOD
Member since 2006 • 6026 Posts
I wonder what people will compare this generations consoles to next? My guess goes to strains of Marijuana.
Avatar image for demon565
demon565

5167

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#19 demon565
Member since 2005 • 5167 Posts
Its only a cow people move on .
Avatar image for kostmpekir
kostmpekir

780

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#20 kostmpekir
Member since 2008 • 780 Posts

Hahaha

360 has by miles the best game in 2008, it only takes Too Human, Ninja Gaiden 2 and Fable 2 to make Ps3 lineup look totally like nothing TBH, 15 hours in MGS4 and that is all for a year ? Wow, that is not the Greeks, you wish it was the case, but it is not

Avatar image for Bigboi500
Bigboi500

35550

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 10

User Lists: 0

#21 Bigboi500
Member since 2007 • 35550 Posts
Terrible thread.
Avatar image for jg4xchamp
jg4xchamp

64054

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 14

User Lists: 0

#22 jg4xchamp
Member since 2006 • 64054 Posts
I wonder what people will compare this generations consoles to next? My guess goes to strains of Marijuana.ONLYDOD
Oh please let there be an analogy like that.

DRUG WARS
Avatar image for iamthetruth55
iamthetruth55

38

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#23 iamthetruth55
Member since 2008 • 38 Posts
You guys don't know your history! Rome fell before of it's lack of intelligeance (no 08 exlcusive AAA's for 360). Also the Greeks were much smarter than the Romans because they educated everyone in their cities starting the first libraries (Cell)!
Avatar image for dotWithShoes
dotWithShoes

5596

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#24 dotWithShoes
Member since 2006 • 5596 Posts
$5 a month isn't expensive online, I pay more than that a day to get to work.
Avatar image for glitchgeeman
glitchgeeman

5638

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 23

User Lists: 0

#25 glitchgeeman
Member since 2005 • 5638 Posts

The historical ownage here is too much. Go read your history books instead of watching History Channel documentaries and reading Wikipedia articles before you try and make any time of historical analogy. :lol:

On the subject of these "barbaric" nomades, did you know that the Mongols were resonsible for the Pax Mongolica? A time of peace so great that every single nation in the world from West Europe to East Asia was connected through trade and exchange of people and ideas, leading to an untold time of prosperity, cultural exchange, and technological advancement never seen before in world history? Yeah, real weak and powerless. :roll:

Avatar image for Video_Game_King
Video_Game_King

27545

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 28

User Lists: 0

#27 Video_Game_King
Member since 2003 • 27545 Posts
[QUOTE="iamthetruth55"]

The Greeks were slow to rise after Romein.

Arsuz

:lol:

I know, this guy has absolutely no understanding of history. And to his benefit, lemme say that the Greeks came before the Romans. And they heavily influenced them.

Avatar image for EddyPee
EddyPee

474

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#28 EddyPee
Member since 2005 • 474 Posts

Rome: Destoyed Greece, lasted for over 1000 years, had the second greatest empire ever (British was bigger).

Greece: Technologically the strongest, but wiped out by the Romans despite that.

Nomads: Came from the east and pwned everyone with their hordes of horsemen.

So Nomads > Romans > Greeks is how it goes.

Which is correct because Wii > 360 > PS3.

So TC was completely correct :D.

Avatar image for albi321
albi321

1552

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#29 albi321
Member since 2007 • 1552 Posts
LOL, epic fail, go study your history.
Avatar image for -Patriots
-Patriots

279

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 29

User Lists: 0

#30 -Patriots
Member since 2007 • 279 Posts
holy cow (no pun intended) so many things wrong
Avatar image for Hewkii
Hewkii

26339

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#31 Hewkii
Member since 2006 • 26339 Posts
nomads conquered Rome.
Avatar image for Arkthemaniac
Arkthemaniac

1237

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 22

User Lists: 0

#32 Arkthemaniac
Member since 2007 • 1237 Posts

Hang on. The Romans conquered the Greeks.

Then the nomads (barbarians) completely destroyed the Roman empire.

Then the dark ages happened.

So.......what?

Avatar image for crunchUK
crunchUK

3050

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#33 crunchUK
Member since 2007 • 3050 Posts

Its only a cow people move on . demon565

move on? :lol: you must be joking he just set up a stall saying COME HERE AND OWN ME and you expect people to "move on"? :P

Avatar image for adamosmaki
adamosmaki

10718

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#34 adamosmaki
Member since 2007 • 10718 Posts
well i'm Greek and i find this thread at least stupid and pointless ( comparing consoles with history ). And do your study we came before the romans
Avatar image for SMR-Venom
SMR-Venom

6500

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 0

#35 SMR-Venom
Member since 2007 • 6500 Posts
Oh whats that I here? Nevermind its a cow mooing. God, you would have been a normal cow until I read up to the horrible controller part >_>
Avatar image for donwoogie
donwoogie

3707

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#36 donwoogie
Member since 2004 • 3707 Posts

The xbox 360 has it'd SHORT lived run but it is not going to fall under it's own "power" (or should i suggest power of the cell) and before a major failure due to fualty hardware, expensive online, weird controllers, P2P online, horrible games for 08, and their over confidence is going to bring down the Lemmings! Now the PS3 is much like the Greeks. Smart, intelligeant, and dominant for LONG period of time (10 year life span anyone???!!). The Greeks were slow to rise after Rome, but now is the time that the PS3 and cell take a commanding lead with FREE online, GREAT controllers, DEDICATED servers, and GREAT exclusive 08 lineup. The Wii is like the nomads. Weak, innovative given what they have, which is not much. And they just migrate from one system to the next staying loyal to their mario party 14, and paper mario 9, and the same series played over and over again.

iamthetruth55

I don't know where to begin pointing out the historical innacuracies from.

The Greeks' downfall was the Corinthian wars which led to Sparta, Athens and Thebes becoming mere shadows of their former selves which, a short time after Alexander the Great, were swiftly brought under the rule of the Roman Empire, along with the rest of Greece.

The Romans, to not put too fine a point on it, stretched their empire beyond easily maintained limits, to the point where armies and provinces followed the rule of their local authority rather than the emperor leading to fractured leadership and disolutionment.

I don't want to even go near your explanation of nomads.

Lets just say that you are gravely mistaken.

Avatar image for Blackification
Blackification

1275

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#37 Blackification
Member since 2006 • 1275 Posts
Wow.. this is more ignorant than that rap comparison thread.
Avatar image for mbrockway
mbrockway

3560

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#38 mbrockway
Member since 2007 • 3560 Posts

Uh huh. Vaporware (will this even come out this year?), flop (by current SW standards), and the sequel to the hype fail that was supposed to be the videogame equivalent to JESUS.

OT, that is a terrible, terrible analogy and you should be ashamed. :(

Avatar image for ReturnOfShinobi
ReturnOfShinobi

880

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#39 ReturnOfShinobi
Member since 2008 • 880 Posts

And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.sneslover
So having guns means youre more intelligent?

You my friend are the one in need of historical education

Avatar image for dream431ca
dream431ca

10165

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#40 dream431ca
Member since 2003 • 10165 Posts
That's TC. I needed that kind of laugh today. Your thread is actually worth something now. :lol:
Avatar image for crunchUK
crunchUK

3050

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#41 crunchUK
Member since 2007 • 3050 Posts

[QUOTE="sneslover"]And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.ReturnOfShinobi

So having guns means youre more intelligent?

You my friend are the one in need of historical education

having INVENTED guns yes it does...

Avatar image for mbrockway
mbrockway

3560

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#42 mbrockway
Member since 2007 • 3560 Posts

[QUOTE="sneslover"]And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.ReturnOfShinobi

So having guns means youre more intelligent?

You my friend are the one in need of historical education

To be fair, how intelligent could a people be if they mistook a smelly conquistador (3 month boat funk) for the reincarnation of Quezacotl?

Avatar image for Truth-slayer
Truth-slayer

2510

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#43 Truth-slayer
Member since 2004 • 2510 Posts
[QUOTE="sneslover"]And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.jg4xchamp
:lol: that was a bit harsh

Yeah on the Aztecs. Intelligence had nothing to do with their fall.
Avatar image for dream431ca
dream431ca

10165

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#44 dream431ca
Member since 2003 • 10165 Posts
[QUOTE="ReturnOfShinobi"]

[QUOTE="sneslover"]And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.crunchUK

So having guns means youre more intelligent?

You my friend are the one in need of historical education

having INVENTED guns yes it does...

Too bad the chinese did that first way before anyone else.

Avatar image for Truth-slayer
Truth-slayer

2510

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#45 Truth-slayer
Member since 2004 • 2510 Posts
[QUOTE="ReturnOfShinobi"]

[QUOTE="sneslover"]And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.crunchUK

So having guns means youre more intelligent?

You my friend are the one in need of historical education

having INVENTED guns yes it does...

The Spainish did not invent guns nor gunpowder. They were just fortunate to live on a continent connected China, where the technology was first invented.
Avatar image for Truth-slayer
Truth-slayer

2510

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#46 Truth-slayer
Member since 2004 • 2510 Posts

Hang on. The Romans conquered the Greeks.

Then the nomads (barbarians) completely destroyed the Roman empire.

Then the dark ages happened.

So.......what?

Arkthemaniac
Nintendo is going to bring about a new Dark Age?
Avatar image for ProductNumber49
ProductNumber49

3840

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#47 ProductNumber49
Member since 2006 • 3840 Posts

That's a fun way of teaching History :)

Too bad it's BS

Avatar image for dream431ca
dream431ca

10165

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#48 dream431ca
Member since 2003 • 10165 Posts
[QUOTE="Arkthemaniac"]

Hang on. The Romans conquered the Greeks.

Then the nomads (barbarians) completely destroyed the Roman empire.

Then the dark ages happened.

So.......what?

Truth-slayer

Nintendo is going to bring about a new Dark Age?

It's already begun.

Avatar image for ReturnOfShinobi
ReturnOfShinobi

880

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#49 ReturnOfShinobi
Member since 2008 • 880 Posts
[QUOTE="ReturnOfShinobi"]

[QUOTE="sneslover"]And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.crunchUK

So having guns means youre more intelligent?

You my friend are the one in need of historical education

having INVENTED guns yes it does...

[QUOTE="ReturnOfShinobi"]

[QUOTE="sneslover"]And you are like an Aztec, completely owned by more intelligent people.mbrockway

So having guns means youre more intelligent?

You my friend are the one in need of historical education

To be fair, how intelligent could a people be if they mistook a smelly conquistador (3 month boat funk) for the reincarnation of Quezacotl?

Wow you guys really dont know anything do you? Different Civilizations have been known for different things, just because you 'invented' guns doesnt mean youre the most intelligent and everyone else is stupid. In fact fire arms were in circulation well before in many parts of Europe, and the funniest thing is that gun powder was developed in China and the Middle East almost a thousand years earlier, there are canons there that date back to the 1100s, if not even earlier.

And BTW, if you think we are so immune to superstitions, then trust me, youd be surprised...

Avatar image for Mad_Rhetoric
Mad_Rhetoric

3642

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#50 Mad_Rhetoric
Member since 2005 • 3642 Posts
nintendo is like the persians, the first great empire, without it greece and rome would not have existed