So...in light of the "console games are flopping" thread...

I felt I'd try my thread again.

the one where it shows why PC gaming isn't all it's cracked up to be. I can't wait to get flagged for no reason but only b/c the PC gamers join together since they have nothing better to do and all spam flag me and then a mod locks the thread.

Anyway:

So...I said last time that b/c of this: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-09-02-dinosaur-adventure-the-stomping-land-was-removed-from-steam-early-access

PC gaming was not all it's cracked up to be. Apparently...I was cherry picking and the problems with this and others like it weren't known to many and the general notion that PC gaming being an open platform is a problem was called trolling.

So heres a list of not old games that have recently been either panned for being some of the wost made games or just collectively negative as all hell...all on PC.

Chaser - 2003 - https://www.youtube.com/user/InsideGaming - this youtube channel plays a lot of chaser as a joke

Goat Simulator - 2014 - dev said before the release the game was broken and you're better off buying something else - trying to find link

Areal fake STALKER successor on kickstarter 2014 - http://kotaku.com/the-strange-story-of-areal-one-of-kickstarters-weirdes-1608899918

Total War: Rome 2 - 2013 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpIENG0Y2k - Angry Joe shows just how bad the game is.

Ashes Cricket 2013 - 2013 - http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/11/26/ashes-cricket-2013-pulled-from-steam-hilariously-awful/

Garry’s Incident - 2013 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjTa_x3rbJE

The Stomping Land - 2014 - see first link

Earth: Yeah 2066 - 2014 - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-05-06-valve-hauls-scam-earth-year-2066-from-steam-early-access

Infestation: Survivor Stories (WarZ) - 2012 - pretty well known....look it up if you don't know

DayZ – 2013/now - same as above

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing -2003 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6DtVHqyYts

The point is that there are no console exclusives that are as bad as any of these games....and it's only getting worse. As you can see all but 2 of them are from the past couple of years. By bad...I mean that these games are broken as hell....or complete lies.

This is also not taking into account the loads of "Early Access" games that are in Steam. PC gamers defend this by saying "OMG he hur....you don't have to buy Early Access games dumbass!!!!!!!!!111!!!".

But we all know theres a certain soft spot for all of us. We all have that one thing that when we see we get giddy and would give our trust to. Some may be a FPSMMO...some maybe Dinosaurs...some Zombies.

So that excuse isn't fair....we ALL have a soft spot for something...and it's just a matter of time before you see a game in Early Access that you buy into that you really wanted....and then the devs don't own up.

Being an open platform and having no real quality control on PC is a bigger negative than most would like to admit.

I await the 50 flags I get from the usual suspect of PC gamers here and the mods that go along with it....even though I've proven I'm not cherry picking, theres an admitted troll thread on a relative subject, and I've made a clear and informative post.

Yay for Gamespot.

EDIT: Also...this is not a repeat thread....as I did not give more than one example last time...it's a completely different thread with the same idea.

And now I can't repost due to lostrib flagging me. This forum is a joke.

Edit 2: Lostrib tells me that it's against the rules to call someone an asshole....his BFF then calls me a whiney bitch.....what a great forum.

Edit 3: Well, I was only taking a break from Destiny...time to go back to playing a fun AAA game. You PC "gamers" have fun fighting for the life of your platform of choice on a forum....I'll be playing games.

Edit 4: @ lostrib - you also said you didn't flag me, but in the other thread you said you did. I mean....you act honest...but you're just shady. One second you're someone that acts like they are helpful..then the next you're laughing at your own insults and jokes at someone. Kinda pathetic if you ask me.

Edit 5: I dunno whats more comforting....knowing that some of you are jealous that I have a girlfriend...so you make fun of it having nothing to go on....or the fact that I'm making you all very upset over something so trivial. I mean...it's ok to have no life...but at least have no life somewhere where theres real discussion....not this PC boy band. You guys are like the musketeers....it's cute.

In the end....I get laid and you guys no life trying to keep PC gaming popular so that it doesn't get the 3rd world treatment from devs and publishers.....it's quite satisfying.

I actually find that photoshop funny. It's a bad job....but funny.

Look at the type of PC posters are here. Look at Lostrib....hailing this as a crap thread b/c it's a "fad thread" but the other thread he was so intensely in tune with the OP admitted that it was a troll thread. it's a sad waste of time to get involved with the PC posters here.....such a waste.

I see mikhail is upset again...I hit a nerve. Don't be upset....you know everything you just said is more or less a lie.

So according to scatteh316, I don't even have a girlfriend now....so, I guess that photoshop is all for nothing....that or he has no clue about whats going on and just mumbled some bullshit about statistics and how he's an adult blah blah.....blah.

Lostrib...it didn't work last time.....the mods here are PC fanboys....and girls.

I never said I was never coming back.....I'm gonna do the Lostrib and whine with "STOP ACCUSING ME OF SHIT!!!"

It will get locked and it'll only go to show that PC fanboys mods or not will do anything to keep negative light from shining on their beloved platform.

"So...in light of the "console games are flopping" thread..."

Fad threads are bad threads

"I felt I'd try my thread again."

as are repeat threads

*cough* Knack*cough*

Someone is salty.

Can you be anymore of a butthurt little bitch? Grow the **** up.

Poor butthurt console fanboy trying to justify spending hundreds of dollars on a shitty console. You'll get games someday buddy. 2016 isn't that far away

I didn't flag you

Don't lie... TC knows the truth of all, thus he whines like a little bitch.

Yeah, we get it. Bad games come out on the PC.

The good news is that it's not only bad games coming out on the PC.

Unfortunately it's very difficult to make an anti PC thread in this forum because the mods are extremely biased. Yet it's OK for hermits to make a PC is better than console thread just about every day. I support your cause TC, good luck. Just know it's not you.

maybe you just make shitty threads

wasn't Goat Simulator not originally intended to be a game, but people thought it just looked ridiculous and fun so they requested the developers to release it?

Edit: "The game, initially developed as a joke prototype from an internal game jam and shown in an early alpha state in YouTube videos, was met with excitement and attention, prompting the studio to build out the game into a releasable state while still retaining various non-breaking bugs and glitches to maintain the game's entertainment value."

lol.

When you have more games then you have more good games as well as bad games . No one forces you to play bad ones . If you are expecting all of those game to be masterpieces then you are naive . And lol at "The point is that there are no console exclusives that are as bad as any of these games"

and so on ...

Enjoy your 1/10 . At least Rome 2 got 6/10 on launch and now it is a solid 8-9/10 game. Looking forward to Emperor Edition .

When did I say that? I'm pretty sure I'm the one who called you an asshole

But I also think I've informed you how to have your karma reset if you'd like to post, or perhaps if you weren't being such an asshole I would tell you now

Oh, and I just assume lundy is drunk most of the time he's insulting people on SW. It's rather entertaining

Sober lundy=boring lundy :P

Great thread.

The lowly herms are clearly shaken by it.

Sadly, it's true. It's the only time I get bored of people's bullshit...

Oh, I see how it is... lol.

We can't have nice things here.

Your point is that the PC platform has bad games? Why did you waste so much time making this?

Some people just don't have the mental capacity to enjoy PC gaming. It's okay, it's why console gaming exists.

There has to be lords and peasants to make a society work.

someone couldn't sleep with the truth of knowing pc is superior.

Let me guess, Cranler got a suspension for trolling in my thread, and now he´s using an alt to keep on with his whining here :D

I am really flattered.

ahaha, i love system wars

I love these edits at the bottom of OP HAHAHA it´s like reading a diary of someone who´s losing it XD

Never change

Flagged

Oh hey you are back. Just a quick update someone photshopped your kissy pic. Forgot his name. But ya just a heads up.

I think it was like eBOOOm or something like that

Lol fad threads are sad.

Someone photoshopped your earlier Id pic OP.

You're acting like there is a law that states you have to play 10 bad games per 1 good game.

Sorry but PC has more 8's and 9's than any one console, every year, for 3 gens now. Huggles fail.

This.

So this has gone from like a fad thread to some sort of awkward blog

A lot of those 8's and 9's are played by about 8 or 9 people.

@Cranler: which is entirely irrelevant

Thread back fire...

...is not true

What good is a game if no one plays it? Hermits brag about games that most pc gamers don't even care about.

I bet a game like Dead Rising 3 on pc has more players than most of the indies combined.

still irrelevant

Totally true. Look at dasein, biggest jerk in this forums history but it's ok since he's a pc fanboy.

Astebreed is one of the pc's highest rated games of the year. Out of the 711 million pc gamers this high scoring pc game peaked at 115 players.

Year Walk is one of the pc's highest rated games of the year. Out of the 711 million pc gamers this high scoring pc game peaked at 48 players.

What the hell? Where do people come up with these ridiculous "arguments"?

That is pretty sad when you have so little to go on that you have to dig through the archives and find the worst games released on a platform, then find the worst reviews for those games, and top it off with some nonsense like "LOL my PS4 gets me laid SO MUCH". No wonder this fucking joker gets flagged into karma suspensions so often.

Dude even says "recently" and the first game he lists is from over ten years ago...lol. Fail thread.

@Cranler: how do you know he hasn't gotten in trouble? And just being a jerk doesn't mean someone will get moderated.

@Cranler: none of what you're saying is relevant. Stop trying to derail

I'm not going to let you change the subject.

Problem is that statistically it's the one's that bring 'getting laid' into an argument are usually the ones that aren't getting any.

Jesus, tc if you want to post then just message the mods to reset your karma if you feel your were falsely flagged instead of editing your post a zillion times.

And stop accusing me of shit

@Opus_Rea-333 said:

Someone photoshopped your earlier Id pic OP.

Winner!

I'm pointing out all the sales flops on pc. Surely Huggles welcomes my input.