This is irrefutable proof that Sonic died long ago. Sonic Adventure 2 was the last truly good Sonic game and since then, SEGA and Sonic Team seem to be doing whatever they can to ensure that it stays that way.
I just can imagine how the focus groups and meetings went while they were making this game. Let me set the stage...
Project Lead:"Alright guys, we leaked the early images of Sonic Unleashed to the internet and everyone loves it. The speed stages we have? Great stuff. Now, down to business, how can we **** all of this up?"
Level designer: "Well, do we have to screw things up? People seem to like the direction we're going with the 2D stages and we're getting great feedback from the testers. I don't know but I think if we just expand on these speed stages, we'll have a good game on our hands."
Project Lead: "Interesting...very interesting. Alright, I'm getting an idea here. You're fired. Don't worry about collecting your things from your desk, they'll be packed up and mailed to you. Security will escort you from the building."
*Level designer is dragged from the meeting room by guards, flips everyone off and yells to them that they're making a big mistake.*
Project Lead:"Now, anyone else have any worthwhile ideas to contribute? We have to find some way to screw up everything we've done so far."
Mentally challenged Creative Lead:"Well, durr, how about we turn Sonic into a Werewolf for most of the game, break the combat in those stages, throw in some horribly boring and tedious town exploration levels, break the level design and screw up the camera."
Project Lead: *Stares in quiet awe at the Mentally challenged Creative Director* "You're getting a raise, a company car, a promotion and a basket of blueberry muffins delivered to your new mansion every morning. Alright everyone, you heard the man! Get to it!"
At least...that's how I think it happened.
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