Sony Patents a Teddy Bear that Gets Sad if You Don't Play With It (lolwut?)

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#101 LadyBlue
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I believe father time has already claimed Drasonak, he's gon senile on us.
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#102 freedomfreak
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[QUOTE="Rocker6"]

[QUOTE="Drasonak"] -I don't have over 13,000 posts on a video game oriented forum. Look at my post counter. -I am captain of the ultimate frisbee team and lift every day, except Sunday because rest is necessary. Ask God. -**** you, you ****** piece of ****.Drasonak

I never claimed you had many posts, I'm just asking how FF's post count correlates to his/her "real life" traits. Can you provide any proof or explanations for your previous claims, instead of "nerd rage" insults?

He spends all day on here, as opposed to doing normal things, like having sex with attractive women, drinking beer with friends, playing ultimate frisbee on a nice sunny day instead of shutting the blinds in fear of screen glare, etc.

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#103 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="TheDidact"]Sig worthy quote. :lol:TheDidact
Do it :P.

My sig maker's broken. Fvcking Glitchspot. :(

Grr :x.
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#104 clyde46
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[QUOTE="Drasonak"][QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="Drasonak"] Are you kidding me? This is a logical step in children's entertainment devices; becoming more realistic. Why would they only try to partly simulate reality? Get with the time, you geezers, the stuff that freaks you out will be commonplace in 20 years. Everyone is always freaked out about the new thing.

How is that edgy? You have no sense of prediction for the future. Do you think the only thing that will be different in 2032 is video games with better graphics (your virginity will remain fully intact, that's for sure)?

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#105 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="TheDidact"][QUOTE="Drasonak"]No, the virgins are ganging up on me. Help! They're trying to forcibly stick their ****ty PC discs in my consoles, but they don't play pretentious indie garbage.Stringerboy

I don't even game on PC assbutt. :lol:

Could this be the birth of an epic new meme?

I like it.
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#106 TheDidact
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[QUOTE="TheDidact"][QUOTE="Drasonak"]No, the virgins are ganging up on me. Help! They're trying to forcibly stick their ****ty PC discs in my consoles, but they don't play pretentious indie garbage.Stringerboy

I don't even game on PC assbutt. :lol:

Could this be the birth of an epic new meme?

Indeed it is. :D
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#107 delta3074
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If they made the teddy From Stephen Spielbergs AI, i would snap one up in a second.
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#108 super600  Moderator
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Why are people arguing about girls and life now?

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#109 clyde46
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Why are people arguing about girls and life now?

super600
because we're all basement dwelling assbutts according to that guy.
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#110 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="super600"]

Why are people arguing about girls and life now?

clyde46
because we're all basement dwelling assbutts according to that guy.

He called me that first, so I'm special.
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#111 Badosh
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[QUOTE="Drasonak"] No, I don't want you weirdos jacking off to me. You guys are weird as hell and jack off to people who post pictures on here. One time I did and some ****** **********er printed out a copy of it and ejaculated his semen on it and tried to send it to me in the mail. So no, I'm not doing that again. Jesus, this is borderline sexual harassment. You guys would probably rape someone if you ever left your basement. You all are a scary bunch.

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#112 delta3074
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Why are people arguing about girls and life now?

super600
nah, some dude is having a Nerd rage meltdown, somebody Clearly pushed the button on that guy.
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#113 super600  Moderator
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[QUOTE="super600"]

Why are people arguing about girls and life now?

clyde46

because we're all basement dwelling assbutts according to that guy.

Another arbitior365 maybe?:lol:

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#114 clyde46
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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="super600"]

Why are people arguing about girls and life now?

Michael0134567
because we're all basement dwelling assbutts according to that guy.

He called me that first, so I'm special.

One special assbutt :P
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#115 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="clyde46"] because we're all basement dwelling assbutts according to that guy.

He called me that first, so I'm special.

One special assbutt :P

You know it :P.
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#116 super600  Moderator
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[QUOTE="TheDidact"][QUOTE="Drasonak"] Is that any sadder that circlejerking with your ****** friends? What do you guys do aside from joke around with each other and act like a bunch of **** *****s? TecmoGirl is fat and ugly. Get over it. Has she ever showed you a picture of herself? No, because she's fat and ugly.Drasonak
Post pics of urself. I wanna see how much of a manly tough guy you are that gets all teh bi7ch3z. :cool:

No, I don't want you weirdos jacking off to me. You guys are weird as hell and jack off to people who post pictures on here. One time I did and some ****** **********er printed out a copy of it and ejaculated his semen on it and tried to send it to me in the mail. So no, I'm not doing that again. Jesus, this is borderline sexual harassment. You guys would probably rape someone if you ever left your basement. You all are a scary bunch.

:lol:

I'm probably more likeable by people then you even with my issues.

:lol:

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#117 Rocker6
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[QUOTE="Rocker6"]

[QUOTE="Drasonak"] He spends all day on here, as opposed to doing normal things, like having sex with attractive women, drinking beer with friends, playing ultimate frisbee on a nice sunny day instead of shutting the blinds in fear of screen glare, etc.Michael0134567

Now, that's a really nice assumption, but can you back it up with some concrete evidence?

Anything?

No? I thought so.

Very suprising, coming from a person who made this claim earlier in this thread:

Claiming brand loyalty is a logical fallacy, but it's the only argument System Warriors can fall back on since they don't know how to properly argue.Drasonak

And here I thought he knew at least a little about debating. Guess I was dead wrong! :P

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#118 Blabadon
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[QUOTE="Drasonak"][QUOTE="TheDidact"][QUOTE="Drasonak"] Is that any sadder that circlejerking with your ****** friends? What do you guys do aside from joke around with each other and act like a bunch of **** *****s? TecmoGirl is fat and ugly. Get over it. Has she ever showed you a picture of herself? No, because she's fat and ugly.

Post pics of urself. I wanna see how much of a manly tough guy you are that gets all teh bi7ch3z. :cool:

No, I don't want you weirdos jacking off to me. You guys are weird as hell and jack off to people who post pictures on here. One time I did and some ****** **********er printed out a copy of it and ejaculated his semen on it and tried to send it to me in the mail. So no, I'm not doing that again. Jesus, this is borderline sexual harassment. You guys would probably rape someone if you ever left your basement. You all are a scary bunch.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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#119 Blabadon
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[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="Drasonak"] No, I don't want you weirdos jacking off to me. You guys are weird as hell and jack off to people who post pictures on here. One time I did and some ****** **********er printed out a copy of it and ejaculated his semen on it and tried to send it to me in the mail. So no, I'm not doing that again. Jesus, this is borderline sexual harassment. You guys would probably rape someone if you ever left your basement. You all are a scary bunch.

Perfect response, I just choked on my food laughing
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#120 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Rocker6"]

Now, that's a really nice assumption, but can you back it up with some concrete evidence?

Anything?

Rocker6

No? I thought so.

Very suprising, coming from a person who made this claim earlier in this thread:

Claiming brand loyalty is a logical fallacy, but it's the only argument System Warriors can fall back on since they don't know how to properly argue.Drasonak

And here I thought he knew at least a little about debating. Guess I was dead wrong! :P

I think your expectations are set too high for the random trolls on here :P.
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#121 freedomfreak
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Patent threads usually don't see this kind of derailment. Peculiar...
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#122 Rocker6
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[QUOTE="Rocker6"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] No? I thought so.Michael0134567

Very suprising, coming from a person who made this claim earlier in this thread:

Claiming brand loyalty is a logical fallacy, but it's the only argument System Warriors can fall back on since they don't know how to properly argue.Drasonak

And here I thought he knew at least a little about debating. Guess I was dead wrong! :P

I think your expectations are set too high for the random trolls on here :P.

I'm forced to agree! :P

Also, I don't think we'll be seeing this guy again around these parts, but hey, at least he went out with a bang! :lol:

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#123 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Rocker6"]

Very suprising, coming from a person who made this claim earlier in this thread:

[quote="Drasonak"]Claiming brand loyalty is a logical fallacy, but it's the only argument System Warriors can fall back on since they don't know how to properly argue.Rocker6

And here I thought he knew at least a little about debating. Guess I was dead wrong! :P

I think your expectations are set too high for the random trolls on here :P.

I'm forced to agree! :P

Also, I don't think we'll be seeing this guy again around these parts, but hey, at least he went out with a bang! :lol:

It was entertaining in a way, although my massive ego suffered greatly :o.
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#124 TheDidact
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"]Patent threads usually don't see this kind of derailment. Peculiar...

STFU Assbutt. :cool:
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#125 freedomfreak
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[QUOTE="TheDidact"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"]Patent threads usually don't see this kind of derailment. Peculiar...

STFU Assbutt. :cool:

RWAHAHA VIRGINS RWAHAHA SEMEN RWAHAHA POST COUNT
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#126 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="TheDidact"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"]Patent threads usually don't see this kind of derailment. Peculiar...

STFU Assbutt. :cool:

RWAHAHA VIRGINS RWAHAHA SEMEN RWAHAHA POST COUNT

What?
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#127 Rocker6
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[QUOTE="Rocker6"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] I think your expectations are set too high for the random trolls on here :P.Michael0134567

I'm forced to agree! :P

Also, I don't think we'll be seeing this guy again around these parts, but hey, at least he went out with a bang! :lol:

It was entertaining in a way, although my massive ego suffered greatly :o.

And my massive misery was brought under control. His pitiful self-projecting gave me a much needed confidence boost! ;)

Now... I feel... accepted! :P

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#128 freedomfreak
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="TheDidact"]STFU Assbutt. :cool:Michael0134567
RWAHAHA VIRGINS RWAHAHA SEMEN RWAHAHA POST COUNT

What?

nuthin'
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#129 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Rocker6"]

I'm forced to agree! :P

Also, I don't think we'll be seeing this guy again around these parts, but hey, at least he went out with a bang! :lol:

Rocker6

It was entertaining in a way, although my massive ego suffered greatly :o.

And my massive misery was brought under control. His pitiful self-projecting gave me a much needed confidence boost! ;)

Now... I feel... accepted! :P

Yay! That's awesome! :P
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#130 Sun_Universe
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i guess ths is wat happen whn u put the turesa pizza on the wrng shelf it burns in half knda cool i gues

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#131 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"] RWAHAHA VIRGINS RWAHAHA SEMEN RWAHAHA POST COUNT

What?

nuthin'

You feeling alright? :(
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#132 Blabadon
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YOU'RE ALL RAGING VIRGINS WHO HAVE NEVER SPENT TIME WITH WOMEN. I HATE VIDEO GAMES IN FACT I -

I just played this game for four hours Drasonak

lol

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#133 Badosh
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i guess ths is wat happen whn u put the turesa pizza on the wrng shelf it burns in half knda cool i gues

Sun_Universe
 I...uh...
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#134 freedomfreak
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] What?

nuthin'

You feeling alright? :(

I think so.
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#136 freedomfreak
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[QUOTE="Sun_Universe"]

i guess ths is wat happen whn u put the turesa pizza on the wrng shelf it burns in half knda cool i gues

Badosh
 I...uh...

How did you not get that?
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#137 freedomfreak
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="TheDidact"]STFU Assbutt. :cool:Stringerboy

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That's proper surf 'n turf.
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#138 Sun_Universe
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and also y is thy sky blue whn the grass is green makes no sens also why is smilie face yellow whn thy look bett blue i dunt get it i rly dont
i thnk the new teddy bear culd be kinda cool in away but i dnt thn it has a chance at bein a total recall scusses that sony wants a well we will see i guess mayb in the future hmm cool

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#139 Badosh
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"] How did you not get that?

I must be stupid.  Am i ryte?
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#140 freedomfreak
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[QUOTE="Badosh"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"] How did you not get that?

I must be stupid.  Am i ryte?

Nah :P
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#141 Sun_Universe
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i thnk imma get this teddy bear 4 my grlfrnd i guess imma gts now night warror

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#142 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="freedomfreak"] nuthin'

You feeling alright? :(

I think so.

:)
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#143 clyde46
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Look what I found in the depths of my photobucket account.
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#144 DarkLink77
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[QUOTE="freedomfreak"]Patent threads usually don't see this kind of derailment. Peculiar...TheDidact
STFU Assbutt. :cool:

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All I could think of.

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#145 TecmoGirl
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[QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] I love her.Michael0134567

lol! You love everybody. First it was Lights, then it was Ariana, then the girl in your sig, and then it was me. You have to pick one. :x

[spoiler] Isn't that right lights?

[/spoiler]

I love you the most :oops:.

dr7uz.gifYou have great taste.

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#146 campzor
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sony has won the 4-8 market. Domination continues
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#147 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]

lol! You love everybody. First it was Lights, then it was Ariana, then the girl in your sig, and then it was me. You have to pick one. :x

[spoiler] Isn't that right lights?

[/spoiler]

TecmoGirl

I love you the most :oops:.

dr7uz.gifYou have great taste.

I do, but you're already e-married. Oh well.

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#148 Chutebox
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This has what to do with SW?

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#149 GamerwillzPS
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WTF?

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#150 King_Dodongo
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[QUOTE="TheDidact"] :cool:Drasonak
-Girl you will never bang. You have nothing to do all day and you don't even lift weights. :lol:

Everyone can't bang any girl except you, because you don't have what it takes.