Square-Enix's legendary FFVII troll

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#51 funsohng
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@mems_1224 said:

How is THQ gone but these guys aren't? lol

Too many fanboys to suck money from.

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#52 deactivated-5ebea105efb64
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Boo hoo FF7 fans should give up on this overrated trash.

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#53 finalfantasy94
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I dont see the point of this at all. Its not like they are adding anything.

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#54 yokofox33
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FFXV is gonna suck isn't it?

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#55 Big_Pecks
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Clueless regarding their flagship series since 2009.

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#56  Edited By Legend002
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What the heck man?

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#57 ReadingRainbow4
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@OhSnapitz said:

..this sums up my reaction.

Bingo.

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#58  Edited By Jag85
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Since this is a port of the PC version, with 1080p native resolution, this is technically a "HD remaster" of the game...

Either way, if anyone wants to play a proper "HD remaster" (though not a remake), they could always just buy the PC version and then download the "Tifa's Bootleg" mod pack from the Qhimm site. That's about as close as you'll ever get to a remake of FFVII.

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#59  Edited By Legend002
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At least this will have trophies though being a port of the PC.

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#60  Edited By EducatingU_PCMR
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Pretty stupid to go out on stage to announce something like that-

Whoever at SE thought for a second this could bring good karma to the company.. what a moron

It was funny nevertheless, how did the crowd manage to clap at the end?

I was waiting for the moment where the graphics would switch from PS1 to something remastered

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#61  Edited By ReadingRainbow4
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They couldn't even uprez the prerendered backgrounds, **** them.

**** them hard, this is the first time in quite a while I've been legit pissed about something vidya related.

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#62  Edited By Zelda187
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Square has been dogshit for the better part of 15 years.

Nothing surprising here

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#63 AcidTango
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Don't care for FF VII but did they seriously have to do a big announcement of just a port of that game for the PS4? It makes sense if it was a remake but not a old PS1 game. No wonder so many people are pissed off at SE. Even a non-fan of FF VII such as myself is annoyed by this.

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#64  Edited By deactivated-598fc45371265
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What a joke. You can literally download the PC version right now for $10.

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#65 LostProphetFLCL
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What was truly ridiculous was that it ended up being the 3rd to last trailer, well after some much better trailers throughout the conference.

Was a ridiculous troll on their part and I do NOT appreciate it.

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#66 Krelian-co
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

They couldn't even uprez the prerendered backgrounds, **** them.

**** them hard, this is the first time in quite a while I've been legit pissed about something vidya related.

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#67 silversix_
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But have you see FF7 on ps4? Please be excited.

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#68 ChubbyGuy40
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@mems_1224 said:

How is THQ gone but these guys aren't? lol

Japan is crazy for Toriyama's waifu so they keep giving SE money.

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#69 jcrame10
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@chronoschris: because Sony is Sony. Exclusives are always hyped, especially from third party publishers, whether it's Square, Capcom, Crystal D, or Eidos. No Man's Sky gets all the hype and we know virtually nothing about it other than a view tech demos.

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#70  Edited By Jag85
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

They couldn't even uprez the prerendered backgrounds, **** them.

**** them hard, this is the first time in quite a while I've been legit pissed about something vidya related.

I think the bigger problem are the blocky lego-like field character models. Square Enix should have at least replaced them with the battle character models. And if they couldn't even do that, they could have just used the mods at the Qhimm site which already did that (along with a bunch of other mods, like upscaling the backgrounds and menus, and remastering the soundtrack). But even that was too much for Square Enix, it seems.

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@mems_1224 said:

How is THQ gone but these guys aren't? lol

Japan is crazy for Toriyama's waifu so they keep giving SE money.

Square Enix isn't just limited to Final Fantasy, but they also own Dragon Quest, Chrono, Kingdom Hearts, Space Invaders, Tomb Raider, Deus Ex, Hitman, Thief, etc. They also own amusement arcades (e.g. Taito Station) and publish manga (e.g. Fulmetal Alchemist, Black Butler, Soul Eater, etc.), movies and other media. Even if their flagship franchise Final Fantasy doesn't do well, they have plenty of other franchises and media.

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#71  Edited By trugs26
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@freedomfreak said:

Anybody actually expecting them to redo the assets of this old-ass looking game? Properly remaking it?

**** to the no.

This thread is more about how they announced it. They shouldn't have gone on stage to announce a re-release. Hence why a remake was expected when he started talking about FF7 on stage.

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#72 LegatoSkyheart
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@trugs26: Yeah The Announcement should have been a tweet from Square and a Youtube Video rather than a hype conference like this one. The Audience went from Cheers to Crickets.

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#73 finalstar2007
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Seriously why did Square Enix need to be in the conferee to announce the port? i mean just announce it without being in the conference and trolling everyone.. sigh i was seriously sure it was FF7 remake but nope! SE worse than Kojima at trolling

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#74 Dibdibdobdobo
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Next up... FF tactics remake of the psp remake.

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#75 Krelian-co
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@finalstar2007 said:

Seriously why did Square Enix need to be in the conferee to announce the port? i mean just announce it without being in the conference and trolling everyone.. sigh i was seriously sure it was FF7 remake but nope! SE worse than Kojima at trolling

kojima trolls but at least delivers, square announcing a port of a port of a 17 yo game without any kind of improvement is just plain stupid, there is a line of how much they can milk that game

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#76 Gue1
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when he said "Final Fantasy VII" I was screaming and jumping, I was about to call all my friends to celebrate... But seconds later.... -____-

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#77  Edited By GunSmith1_basic
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I never played the original. I don't care a whole lot, but I am interested in playing it if they do a proper update. I usually don't care for HD remakes, but FF7 is one of those games that has aged the worst out of all the classics, even worse than SNES games.

It's a bit of a shame that we always get HD remakes that don't really need an update and a game like this gets nothing at all.

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#78 benleslie5  Moderator
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I would have been happy if they announced Final Fantasy XII HD

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#79 Netret0120
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Anyone who wants to play ff7 has already done so on the ps3/psp or pc. Technically its on the psn so it should already be available on the ps4

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#80 LegatoSkyheart
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@benleslie5: Yeah that would have been a better announcement.

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#81 ninjaxams
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squares the new crapcom it seems

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#82 Seabas989
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@Aljosa23 said:

@Seabas989 said:

I'm a lot more surprised people were suckered in into thinking Sqaure would remake or remaster the game. In other words, i expected a port and Square-Enix are the greatest trolls in gaming.

That tech demo was almost 10 years ago lol.

Yeah. Whoever got hyped thinking they're doing a remake and announcing it nonchalantly at this event only has themselves to blame. Funny shit indeed

Fun fact: they did a Final Fantasy VIII tech demo on the PS2 but you don't see their weird fans pining for a remake lmao

Judging from this thread, gamers are gullible.

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#83 LJS9502_basic
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I guess if someone never played it before it might be a positive. I have the original though so I'm covered.

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#84 Liquid_
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I know one of the lead developers from S enix, there is a remake coming, stop crying.

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#85 LegatoSkyheart
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@Liquid_ said:

I know one of the lead developers from S enix, there is a remake coming, stop crying.

My Dad also works for Nintendo, They said their getting bought out by Sega and they're making Dreamcast 2.

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