System: PS3
Top 4 Exclusives:
Best Feature: The games
Most well known character: Giant enemy crab
Graphics standard: No grass.
Most common fanboy phrase: "blu ray is for real gamers"
Average fanboy:
"You need to get yoself laid bro, I got all these hoes on ma phone, I **** 10 of em every day"
System:XBOX 360
Top 4 exclusives:
Best feature: HALO
Most well known character: Master Chief
Graphics standard: Has grass.
Most common fanboy phrase: "how can it be worse than ps3 if it has more sales...?"
Average fanboy:
"LOLWUT U GOT NO GAEMZ ... OR SAELZ, HOW DO YA SLEEP AT NIGHT"
System:WII
Top 4 exclusives:
Best feature: The graphics.
Most well known character: Mudkipz
Graphics standard: Good enough for me to fap at princess peach
Most common fanboy phrase: "what is an graphic?"
Average fanboy:
"I shalt rescue the ill-fated princess from the claws of mighty bowser and then we shalt share the bed of love"
System:pc
Top 4 exclusives:
Best features: MAI SPECS
Most well known character: gabe newell
Graphic standards: extreme high if yoo buy an alien ware for only 100000000000000000000$
Most common fanboy phrase: "MODS"
Average fanboy:
MAI MOM CLOSE MAI WOW ACCOUNT WHEN I ALMUST REACHED LVL 80
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