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#1 TheElfChild
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If the various system's mascots got into a fight, which system's mascots would come out victorious?


Now, this isn't supposed to be a 1v1 fight - it's ALL of the system's mascots against ALL of the other system mascots.

Yes, that means that Mario, Fox, Samus, and Yoshi will all be teaming up against Master Chief, Shepard, the Avatar, and Fable II guy.




Lets look at the contestants...


NINTENDO WII

Mario


Link

Samus


Fox


Yoshi


Mii



SONY PLAYSTATION 3


Drake


Ratchet


Kratos


SackBoy


Cole



Nathan Hale



MICROSOFT XBOX 360

Master Chief


Marcus


Fable II guy


Avatar


Shepard


Banjo and Kazooie


PC


Nomad


The Witcher


Arthas, the Lich King


Kerrigan


Glados



Mr. Freeman



Who will win this epic battle? For this battle will determine which console is the true winner of... THE SYSTEM WAR!

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#2 deactivated-63f6895020e66
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In the words of the wise Mr. T, I pity the fool who tries to fight Samus.
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#3 tagyhag
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Mario uses star, Mario wins. :P

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#4 SilverChimera
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who cares? when snake and raiden would kick all their asses? lol
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#5 TheElfChild
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Mario uses star, Mario wins. :P

tagyhag
But... Mario stopped having a star after the SNES mario games. Now he just has a funky hat that Bowser's minions can't seem to deal with - but don't necessarily make him invincible. Stars just became collectibles that Mario is forced to become obsessed with and risk his life for.
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#6 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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I wonder if that Samus is as flexible as the real one...
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#7 TheElfChild
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who cares? when snake and raiden would kick all their asses? lolSilverChimera
Too bad Snake is multiplat now.
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#8 AAllxxjjnn
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Nomad, Arthas and Geralt, mostly Geralt would kick everyone's ass.
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#9 TheElfChild
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In the words of the wise Mr. T, I pity the fool who tries to fight Samus.IronBass
You know, Samus is the only female up there...

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#10 deactivated-63f6895020e66
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I wonder if that Samus is as flexible as the real one...siLVURcross
What are you thinking about?
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#11 tagyhag
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[QUOTE="tagyhag"]

Mario uses star, Mario wins. :P

TheElfChild

But... Mario stopped having a star after the SNES mario games. Now he just has a funky hat that Bowser's minions can't seem to deal with - but don't necessarily make him invincible. Stars just became collectibles that Mario is forced to become obsessed with and risk his life for.

Ehem....;)

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#12 Lu-Kang
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4si2FnUXi0

LOL

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#13 SilverChimera
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[QUOTE="SilverChimera"]who cares? when snake and raiden would kick all their asses? lolTheElfChild
Too bad Snake is multiplat now.

:shock: not old snake :P
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#14 Z0MBIES
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Well, I was unaware the PC had mascots, but I'd have to give it to the Master Chief, he's the only one who has destroyed a planet. (pretty sure). And guns are much more effective than swords.
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#15 TheElfChild
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4si2FnUXi0

LOL

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I love that vid. Especially how the Wiimote is a lightsaber.
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#16 TheElfChild
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Well, I was unaware the PC had mascots, but I'd have to give it to the Master Chief, he's the only one who has destroyed a planet. (pretty sure). And guns are much more effective than swords.Z0MBIES
The sticky said I couldn't leave the PC out of the system war, so there they are.
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#18 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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[QUOTE="siLVURcross"]I wonder if that Samus is as flexible as the real one...IronBass
What are you thinking about?

Just wondering if that Samus can roll up into a ball and lay bombs, what else? :P
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#19 SilverChimera
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[QUOTE="IronBass"][QUOTE="siLVURcross"]I wonder if that Samus is as flexible as the real one...siLVURcross
What are you thinking about?

Just wondering if that Samus can roll up into a ball and lay bombs, what else? :P

lmao, thats sig worthy =D
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Just wondering if that Samus can roll up into a ball and lay bombs, what else? :PsiLVURcross
I can think a couple of things... :P

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#21 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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[QUOTE="siLVURcross"]Just wondering if that Samus can roll up into a ball and lay bombs, what else? :PIronBass

I can think a couple of things... :P

What? Like if she can perform a Screw Attack? ;)
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#22 deactivated-63f6895020e66
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What? Like if she can perform a Screw Attack? ;)siLVURcross
That's a way of calling it. ;)
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#23 treedoor
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Wait, Playstation and Xbox have mascots? Master Chief is the only character that comes relatively close, but he loses to Nintendo's mascots easily

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#24 Tylendal
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It's a toss up between Kratos and Samus. Kratos is a god, but Samus was created by gods, and here armour as been shown to protect her against the supernatural just as well as the mundane.
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#25 tonitorsi
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Kratos olbitrates them all .

Case closed.

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#26 Tylendal
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Kratos olbitrates them all .

tonitorsi

Yes, but has Kratos ever given someone a noogie with a laser cannon? :D

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#27 AmayaPapaya
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Samus pwns all!

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#28 deactivated-5f19d4c9d7318
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Why isn't snake on the PS3's side? Or nathan hale? Still i don't think kratos is beatable, he is a god right?
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Ratchet will kill all ^_______^
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#30 shakmaster13
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All must serve the one true king.

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#31 Filthcakes
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Probably Arthas.

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#32 x360owna
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Masterchief. The Halo CE one with shields and health.
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#33 shakmaster13
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You should have used gordon freeman and kerrigan for PC. Much better than Nomad and Geralt. Arthas does pwn though.

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#34 AtlanticRock
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Yoshi butt-stomps the competition.

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#35 IIJuggaNottII
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Kratos would beat the sleeves off anyone on that list. Easy.

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#36 urdead18
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Kratos would wreck everyone else.

Also, where is Sackboy/Snake for PS3?

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#37 gamedude234
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Why isn't snake on the PS3's side? Or nathan hale? Still i don't think kratos is beatable, he is a god right?hoosier7

snake is originally nintendo's, then they sold the franchise to sony.

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#38 aaronmullan
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I first thought PC, but PS3 has Kratos, and he's a damn god. He's walked out of hell 2 times (and soon to be a third) and defeated gods.
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but I'd have to give it to the Master Chief, he's the only one who has destroyed a planet. (pretty sure). Z0MBIES

Samus causes causes a self destruct sequence just about everywhere she goes +14 energy tanks is way better than master cheifs crappy sheilds :D

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#40 ChiSoxBombers
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[QUOTE="SilverChimera"]who cares? when snake and raiden would kick all their asses? lolTheElfChild
Too bad Snake is multiplat now.

Snake has been multi-plat for years now.
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#41 GodofBigMacs
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Whichever side has Kratos wins... oh, why it's Sony.
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#42 ChiSoxBombers
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Marcus Phoenix is not a 360 exclusive mascot. Take him off.

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#43 mgkennedy5
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Well, technically PC would win because Arthas, The Lich King is pretty much godly in power and could just make everyone else explode :). If you replaced him with someone more balanced, It would be between everyone except Nintendo, because Samus is really the only person who could compete...
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#44 thedarksanta
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Well, to be real only Samus and Kratos have a chace to be on top, all others are kinda humans with something cool.

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#45 aaronmullan
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Well, technically PC would win because Arthas, The Lich King is pretty much godly in power and could just make everyone else explode :). If you replaced him with someone more balanced, It would be between everyone except Nintendo, because Samus is really the only person who could compete...mgkennedy5
Kratos is godly in power, too.
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#46 icygangsta
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Kratos will destroy all.

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#47 Lethargika
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This is literally no competition. Kratos can warm up with these fools, and then get to work on Zeus.

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#48 TheElfChild
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Kratos would wreck everyone else.

Also, where is Sackboy/Snake for PS3?

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Ah, sackboy. I'll replace someone then
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#49 jakehouston88
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Kratos would pwn them all.. :lol:

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#50 Microdevine
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[QUOTE="siLVURcross"]I wonder if that Samus is as flexible as the real one...IronBass
What are you thinking about?

isnt it obvious. gymnastics. duh!!!