System Wars Confessional

Welcome to System Wars Confessional, I'll be your priest for the day.

Feel free to confess any horrible, pathetic, and shameful gaming related items that you feel you need to get off of your chest.

Just to break that thick ice of shame, I will start us off:

Hello, my name is Jethro Vegas and I...

Have never beaten Deus Ex.

Have never played Half-Life 2.

Have never owned a PS2.

Have never actually technically finished Ocarina of Time (patchwork playthroughs).

Have never beaten Starcraft.

Really enjoy shooting enemies in the groin in FPS's. I still chuckle every damn time.

Grin everytime I hear somebody talk about the "tragic" death of Aeris in FF7. Stupid little ho.

Would rather see a remake of Digimon World than a remake of Goldeneye.

Have yet to kill the last boss in Perfect Dark.

I've had the theme song to the lost woods from Majora's Mask stuck in my head for 6 years.

Fantasize that Master Chief is actually Rick James.

As I corollary, I also fantasize that Rick James isn't dead.

I have had sex 343 times... in Fable.

I have talked to more NPCs in Morrowind than I have talked to people in real life.

In Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, I would play nothing but TNT by ACDC over, and over, and over again, and I would base my lines on the rythm of the music.

And, last but not least, I have never played the original DOOM.

NEXT

i've neve played N64 classics like Super mario 64, OoT, Banjo kazooie and Perfect Dark

Theres on of these every week, i hate them

i only owned a gamecube last gen.

the only game system i ever played until 1998 was a nes. and minesweeper on the computer :P

i have never played many many many of the super acclaimed and loved games such as final fantasy (almost anything), mario bros (two maybe? i think i may have played 3 or world or or or TOO MANY! well, not really but they all seem so similar), ORCARINA of TIME (maybe a few minutes), GTA (a minute of a 2d one), almost every racing game thats realistic, golden eye (well maybe dont know which one) and so many more :(

and i also do want a ps3, im just not willing to save up for it atm.

Hello, I am The Ish and I have...

Never played "The Sims" without some sort of a money cheat

Never bothered to play as a Paladin in NWN for too long...they ain't down with some lootin', knowhamein?

I played Morrowind for a week straight while on vacation and didn't leave the apartment once.

I liked Halo 2 more than Halo

and some other things but i have to go now.

i've neve played N64 classics like Super mario 64, OoT, Banjo kazooie and Perfect Dark

Theres on of these every week, i hate them

i only owned a gamecube last gen.

JPOBS

Never had a N64

never had a Ps2

Never played a Grand Theft Auto game

[QUOTE="JPOBS"]

i've neve played N64 classics like Super mario 64, OoT, Banjo kazooie and Perfect Dark

Theres on of these every week, i hate them

i only owned a gamecube last gen.

fileman3

I have 200+ hours on Dead or Alive: Extreme beach volleyball

I never finished any pokemon game

I still haven't unlocked Mewtwo in SSBM yet. :(Technoweirdo

HERETIC! :P I forgot how to unlock him.

I have never played starcarft

didnt like ff7

no dues x for me

hated resident evil till 4

and bought a xbox in febuary afte rthe 360 came out

[QUOTE="Technoweirdo"]I still haven't unlocked Mewtwo in SSBM yet. :(The_Ish

HERETIC! :P I forgot how to unlock him.

but i love using him againts noobs :)

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Technoweirdo"]I still haven't unlocked Mewtwo in SSBM yet. :(Deadbeatcobra

HERETIC! :P I forgot how to unlock him.

but i love using him againts noobs :)

I've never owned a PS2 though I plan to once Sony gets its act together, sells some PS3's and the price for PS2 goes down.

I shelved Oblivion for the first month and a half after I bought it because I initially thought it was horrible (I recently started playing again once I gave it another try and realized I was in a really boring spot).

I've never played Banjo-Tooie.

I've never owned Zelda Minish Cap though I've beaten and nearly 100% completed it (Kinstones and all) on my friend's cart.

I've only played on an SNES once in my entire life.

Zoocube is by far the worst game I've ever played (I don't agree with the GS review at all).

I've only owned three GBA games.

I originally doubted the DS.

That's all I can think of.

I played grand theft auto once, and dont really know why its so popular.

only had a gamecube lastgen :cry:

Hated the wiimote for the first week or so.

[QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Technoweirdo"]I still haven't unlocked Mewtwo in SSBM yet. :(Deadbeatcobra

HERETIC! :P I forgot how to unlock him.

but i love using him againts noobs :)

[QUOTE="Deadbeatcobra"][QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Technoweirdo"]I still haven't unlocked Mewtwo in SSBM yet. :(Sir-Marwin105

HERETIC! :P I forgot how to unlock him.

but i love using him againts noobs :)

[QUOTE="Sir-Marwin105"][QUOTE="Deadbeatcobra"][QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Technoweirdo"]I still haven't unlocked Mewtwo in SSBM yet. :(Deadbeatcobra

HERETIC! :P I forgot how to unlock him.

but i love using him againts noobs :)

I have 200+ hours on Dead or Alive: Extreme beach volleyball

I never finished any pokemon game

Kritical_Strike

:o

*insert stupid Keanu Reeves "Woah" moment here*

[QUOTE="Deadbeatcobra"][QUOTE="The_Ish"]

[QUOTE="Technoweirdo"]I still haven't unlocked Mewtwo in SSBM yet. :(JPOBS

HERETIC! :P I forgot how to unlock him.

but i love using him againts noobs :)

hahaha thats a good idea...all those wasted 99 stock super sudden death matches....

I never played an RPG game, outside of "Tales of Abyss".

I would willing have an orgy with just about every girl from DOA.

I love and enjoy Anime/Manga based games.

I got mad at Leon at the ending of "Resident Evil 4" for not plowing Ashley.

I cheated through every "Resident Evil" game, with an Action Replay on my first playthrough, and actually died with infinite health and bullets on many occasions.

I actually feel "Game FM" is the best radio station in GTA History.

That's not everything, but I feel better enough already to stop.

I have never played starcarft

didnt like ff7

no dues x for me

hated resident evil till 4

and bought a xbox in febuary afte rthe 360 came out

Miles0T0Prower

I know we're all probably suppoesed to not call people out in this thread but if you can you should really get Starcraft. It has aged very well and you can get it for 10$.

Btw I don't get why Resident Evil 4 is so popular either.

I havn't played any Resident Evil pre Code Veronica.

I think Master Chief could kick the piss outta Gordon Freeman.

I've Never played a Rachet and Clank game.

I hate pretty much all fighting games.

i hated mario 64....

glad thats off my chest

[QUOTE="Sir-Marwin105"]Mewtwo was probably my favorite character.Deadbeatcobra

Probably the best falco player "Bombsoldier" lose to Kaito which he was using Mewtwo.

I never played an RPG game, outside of "Tales of Abyss".

I would willing have an orgy with just about every girl from DOA.

I love and enjoy Anime/Manga based games.

I got mad at Leon at the ending of "Resident Evil 4" for not plowing Ashley.

I cheated through every "Resident Evil" game, with an Action Replay on my first playthrough, and actually died with infinite health and bullets on many occasions.

I actually feel "Game FM" is the best radio station in GTA History.

That's not everything, but I feel better enough already to stop.

TecmoGirl

Nothing shameful about that... :wink:

i hate LoZ, i think OoT killed the franchise and i hate it

i think xenogears is the greastest RPG in history...

I have not played a 3D Zelda even though I had a GC last gen.

I have not played ICO or SOTC even though I had a PS2 last gen.

I never finished Halo 2 SP because people said the ending sucked even though I had an Xbox.

My PS2 collection dominated my GC/Xbox collection. I only had 5 Xbox games, 4 GC games. My PS2 collection went 30+.

Ever since I sold my PS2/GC/Xbox I have not played a console that much. My gaming went down to only 10-30 minutes(CS scrims , pubbing and ect).

I only had ONE Nintendo DS game. And that was the Metriod Prime Hunters demo thing. And get this...I only bought the DS + everything for $20 freckin' dollars....Too bad I traded it in for a new PSP.

I play other games on my PSP that aren't for my PSP.

I use my PSP more than my iPod.

I have trouble figuring out what kind of "animal" I am.

About that DS deal for $20? Well...I got a GBA SP with it to. It was a birthday present from my friend.

I prefer Street Fighter Alpha 3 over Street Fighter 3 3rd strike. Yeah, I said it. Yeah.

U.N Squadron is THE best SNES ever.

I like FFVIII more than FFVII because I liked the love story between Squall and Rinoa.

I also hyped lair to AAA, unfotunately, so I keep my pic as a penance.

I think Lightning form FFXIII is totally hot, and keep her as my PS3 and school computer wallpaper.

In Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, I would play nothing but TNT by ACDC over, and over, and over again, and I would base my lines on the rythm of the music.

jethrovegas

:o I wasn't the only one!

Cant play GTA without cheats(not fun without cars falling from sky)

Played oblivion for 27 or 28 hourse straight

Cant stand a game my friends are much better at me. (TF:2)

Dont like starcraft

bought an origanal xbox as a dare(no joke, and i never regretted it) we looked at as if apple made a system.