Welcome to System Wars Confessional, I'll be your priest for the day.Feel free to confess any horrible, pathetic, and shameful gaming related items that you feel you need to get off of your chest.Just to break that thick ice of shame, I will start us off:Hello, my name is Jethro Vegas and I...Have never beaten Deus Ex.Have never played Half-Life 2.Have never owned a PS2.Have never actually technically finished Ocarina of Time (patchwork playthroughs).Have never beaten Starcraft.Really enjoy shooting enemies in the groin in FPS's. I still chuckle every damn time.Grin everytime I hear somebody talk about the 'tragic' death of Aeris in FF7. Stupid little ho.Would rather see a remake of Digimon World than a remake of Goldeneye.Have yet to kill the last boss in Perfect Dark.I've had the theme song to the lost woods from Majora's Mask stuck in my head for 6 years. Fantasize that Master Chief is actually Rick James.As I corollary, I also fantasize that Rick James isn't dead.I have had sex 343 times... in Fable. I have talked to more NPCs in Morrowind than I have talked to people in real life.In Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, I would play nothing but TNT by ACDC over, and over, and over again, and I would base my lines on the rythm of the music.And, last but not least, I have never played the original DOOM.NEXT
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