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#1 blizzvalve
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Here is where you can write tidbits of a story that the other person wrote. I'll start

One day I was roaming the internet.

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#2 CJL13
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when I saw a bashing thread.
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#3 adriancostin83
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and somebody should lock it!
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#4 musicalmac  Moderator
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But to my UTTER surprise..
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#5 Kekira
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It didn't get locked!

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#6 jacky531
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he got banned from Gamespot!
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#7 wiirdawgs
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and formed his own website to bash the ps3 cuz it sucks
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#8 musicalmac  Moderator
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Unfortunately for him, his site failed because nobody agreed with him.
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#9 adriancostin83
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and he killed himself
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#11 lariz
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But he then realized that the PS3 is the greatest console ever made. So he took the bus to best buy and bought one. He plugged in the HDMI cable to his 70' Sony TV and was amazed. "WOW" the boy screamed. Out of excitment the mother walked into see her son playing an amazing console. She walked up and said "My god Jimmy, are you playing Real Life", "Ha, Ha" the boy laughed, "No mother, silly goose, this is a PS3, the greatest system to ever be made". And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

/Thread

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#13 iunderstand
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And boy did it itch.
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#14 lariz
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[QUOTE="lariz"]

But he then realized that the PS3 is the greatest console ever made. So he took the bus to best buy and bought one. He plugged in the HDMI cable to his 70' Sony TV and was amazed. "WOW" the boy screamed. Out of excitment the mother walked into see her son playing an amazing console. She walked up and said "My god Jimmy, are you playing Real Life", "Ha, Ha" the boy laughed, "No mother, silly goose, this is a PS3, the greatest system to ever be made". And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

/Thread

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He still has herpes.

Yes, but that is a story for another night.

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#15 Iloverouge
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and the wii has no games.
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#16 -The-G-Man-
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And then everyone flamed the blind fanboy who said the Wii has no games because they know he's trolling.
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#17 blizzvalve
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And boy did it itch.iunderstand

To cure it he had to have the blood of a picachu

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#18 deactivated-5a07ca3443cc2
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[QUOTE="iunderstand"]And boy did it itch.blizzvalve

To cure it he had to have the blood of a picachu

:o

But it wasn't enough! He began catching all teh pokemon, then eateded them! :cry:

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#19 lariz
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And then everyone flamed the blind fanboy who said the Wii has no games because they know he's trolling.-The-G-Man-

Oh snap! Are you talking about me?...But no ones is flaming...what's going on??? Are you a fictional story teller?!!!?? Oh dear god, you are!

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Then bulbasaur pwned him
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#21 blizzvalve
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After he pwned him, he was sent to another dimension
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#22 -The-G-Man-
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[QUOTE="-The-G-Man-"]And then everyone flamed the blind fanboy who said the Wii has no games because they know he's trolling.lariz

Oh snap! Are you talking about me?...But no ones is flaming...what's going on??? Are you a fictional story teller?!!!?? Oh dear god, you are!

No, not you. The guy who posted above me in the post you quoted.

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#24 wiirdawgs
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the dimension turned out to be WoW
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#25 myster_samz
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and then he lived happily ever after.

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#26 wiirdawgs
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until the lvl 70's with no lives tryed to kill him.
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#27 myster_samz
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he started running.
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#28 Eponique
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He tripped.
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#29 Kekira
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And was brutally beaten. But he vowed to get revenge someday so...
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#30 Kekira
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And was brutally beaten. But he vowed to get revenge someday so...
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#31 Blanco98
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after he was beaten a frog came to his aid....

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#32 kman3002
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The frog had AIDS and infected the boy.
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#33 tonemd_basic
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and the boy cried out, "herpes, monthly WoW fees, and now AIDS!!!"

"Somebody's gonna pay"

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#34 BlueBarad
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But he then realized that the PS3 is the greatest console ever made. So he took the bus to best buy and bought one. He plugged in the HDMI cable to his 70' Sony TV and was amazed. "WOW" the boy screamed. Out of excitment the mother walked into see her son playing an amazing console. She walked up and said "My god Jimmy, are you playing Real Life", "Ha, Ha" the boy laughed, "No mother, silly goose, this is a PS3, the greatest system to ever be made". And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

/Thread

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Is that a Fairy Tale???? Sounds like one!!

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#35 Kekira
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So he ran to Jack Thompson and told him that video games were the source of his problems.
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#36 justiceboy13
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then Jack Thompson's head exploded...I have no idea why
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#37 adriancostin83
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because CJ shot him in the head with a shotgun
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#38 organic_machine
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Suddenly Master chief came up out of the ground and ate a fish
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#39 Kekira
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But the fish had heartworms so now Master Chief has days to live.
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#40 Hater3000
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But Marcus Phoenix cure Master chief with his Macho powers,then Master chief grants him 3 wishes.

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#41 JiveT
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His first wish is eternal youth. His second wish is the power to ride the moonbeams. His third wish is for a camel with a wrinkled knee.
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#42 osirisomeomi
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This story remids me of the recounting of jobs in final fantasy tactics.

'Me, Elliot and Mizuka went on an adventure.'

'It sure was tough!'

'We went digging in the old mine.'

'With me there is was easy!'

'We almost gave up digging,'

'When we found...'

'big Bags of Gil!!!'

'Awesome!'

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#43 Kekira
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However, Sly decided todash in and he stole the camel then disappeared.

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#44 KJAX90
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He ended up in World 6-7 of SPM.
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#45 Kekira
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The hammer throwing dude hit him in the head and he passed out from a cuncussion.
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When he fell through a bottomless pit
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#47 blizzvalve
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In the pit he found Bowser playing poker with Mario
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#49 organic_machine
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Then MC realized he wanted to go to a gay bar
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#50 MoldOnHold
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unfortunately the one down the street was closed!