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#52 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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So he went to a diner instead
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#53 redandblack23
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where he saw Chuck Norris eating a big juicy steak...
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#54 wiirdawgs
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and then he saw darth vader murdering solid snake
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#55 Crunchman
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and of course snakes can't get hurt
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#56 JiveT
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because they are kryptonian snakes and love yellow sunlight that lets them
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#57 Crunchman
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grow huge yellow glowing hair...
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#58 Hater3000
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So dark vader leave but in his way out he found out that his wallet was missing.
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#59 Crunchman
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So he turned back, only to find...
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#60 Optusnet
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....But the snake turns out to be yo_foo who just posted another 'guide' thread....
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#61 Crunchman
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and so he used some moist towellets he had found in the Canadian Embassy...
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#62 Hater3000
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but then the snakes and Dark vader were attacked by French Ninjas!.
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#63 Crunchman
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who demanded snails...
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The end.
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#66 blizzvalve
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HE played poker and then ended up with all aces so the dogs bit him.
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#67 Kevanio
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after going on a huge loosing streak after playing chuck norris he went and had another drink, and then another till he fell into madness...he got in a truck and rode over a bridge...little did he know he was in big rigs world and he fell through the bridge, into another generic WW2 FPS called Hour of Victory, he then proceded to pick up a gun and fought his way through all the downsides to shoot Jeff, after doing so he went through a strange dimensional portal, it was glowing red...to be met by a young man with an ice cream on his head who shouted

' by azura, by azura, by azura..your the grand...'

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#68 jg4xchamp
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"Vag1na. COme follow me this way" SO he followed the man with the ice cream on his head.

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#69 Kevanio
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and ended up on an epic quest to help sean bean regain his empire
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but failed miserably and got eaten by...
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#71 wiirdawgs
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pikachu who was seeking revenge against him for drinking his blood to cure herpes.
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a giant enemy crab who....
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#73 Hater3000
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A Giant Enemy Crab!!,the people in a near french ninja village captured the craband place him insidean annoying little baby instead of doingsomething smart like killing the damn thing.

(BTW Anime is weird.)

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who then was contracted herpes and was captured by
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#75 wiirdawgs
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the master chief who then through the baby at halo.
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#76 Kekira
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So Darth Vader being to go into a depression and hid in a closet to hug a picture of Padame when...
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#77 wiirdawgs
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he became emo and slit his wrist.
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#78 Kekira
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So he went to the zoo
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But before going to the zoo he got a mail from The Emperor saying he aproved the plan for a new Death star.Dark vader was so happy he started playing Guitar Hero 2 in his x360 when suddenly...
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a wiimote hit him in the back of the head and he began to have flash back dreams...
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#81 Kekira
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A gremlin then came and stole his helmet.
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The gremlin took a giant dump in the helmet and proclamed he was sent by Jeff.
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After a couple of seconds he had died. Then the gremlin put it on his head and he became evil.
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#84 wiirdawgs
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when he was un concous darth vader dreamed of all the good games coming out fot the wii and 360 like halo 3 gta4 super smash bros.brawl metroid prime 3 super mario galaxies andbattalion wars 2
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#85 Kekira
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But then Mario came and started jummping on his head.
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Then Ratchet came up with a sniper and shot Mario

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then solid snake came and snapped ratchet's neck
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Mario last words were "Was totally worth it paisano",then he died after that Kratos eat the body and said taste like chicken....
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#89 Kekira
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Kratos then realized he waanted a girlfriend to share it with.

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After Nintendoland heard that Mario was dead, they started a war with Sonyville for vengeance.

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#91 wiirdawgs
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thenclank used his army of robot minions to destroy solid snake for killing ratchet
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#92 Kekira
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Sly disguised himself as Luigi and stole valuable info from Nintendoland for Sonyville.
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Then Fox took his fleet of ships to attack the Killzone center.
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then nintendo land nuked sony ville. then sonyville went broke cuz no one buys a ps3 cuz they are 2 expensize.
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But Ratchet used Clank to destroy the mothership.
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#96 wiirdawgs
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then an army of pokemon led by pikachu destroyed the resistance fall of man building in sonyville
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#97 Kekira
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They send out the airstrike of dragons from the LAIR region and reign fire on the Wii fortress.
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When the God of War soldiers attacked, Nintendoland teamed up with Applia to make the Applestar.
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A huge massacre then occurred,Blood and guts everywhere.The critical point was finally reach,The Elder Gods demanded a safe guard put in place to avoid total destruction,one that will make use of the combatants insatiable blood lust.

Alliances will be broken and old hatreds shall be revived.

The End Has Begun!...

Super Smash Nintendo Sony Bros Brawl:Armageddon.....